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The warpath is paved with bad intentions.

Started by BADGE OF HONOR, July 24, 2005, 10:23:21 AM

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BADGE OF HONOR

July 24, 2005, 10:23:21 AM
If I were male, I'd be a violent sociopath.  Instead, I'm a sadistic bitch with emotional problems.  Who isn't?  The question is, what are you looking at with those big eyes?  Either look away or take it up the ass and ask for more.  Yes, I'm talking to you.  If you're confused, so?  Use your brain for something besides skull-pie filling.  I'll swallow you, I'll crack your head open and yank your crawler out.  And you better watch your feet when you walk away.  If you're better than Jesus, the land-mine will miss.  So work up the confidence to step.  Fear is your magnet.  
Waking up one day to discover that everything you've ever been told is wrong is a natural part of growing up, so fucking do it already.  Or at least use those Christ-goggles.  They're there for a motherfucking reason, not so you can sit on your fat ass eating shit like it's mother's milk and crackers.  

How dare I say this?  Fuck, I've still got my legs and I'm standing on them.  Bend over, sonny.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

BADGE OF HONOR

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July 24, 2005, 10:37:40 AM
How far can you go?  How far will you go?  Are you sure you're not the officious little bitch next door?  Can you be sure your scream can be heard?  Are you wasting your time?  You're certainly wasting mine.  Maybe you're the dead weight that keeps us from moving forward.  You are, after all, the self-proclaimed anathema of evolution.  Maybe you should tear out your veins and see what God does then.  Maybe I'll do it for you.  

What, no?  Where's your precious faith now?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Horab Fibslager

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July 24, 2005, 04:39:02 PM
christ goggles eh?


are those anything like a christ puncher?
Hell is other people.

Malaul

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July 24, 2005, 06:55:35 PM
Mmmmmmmmm
Malaul likes K
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

LMNO

#4
July 25, 2005, 04:00:25 PM
Ketamine?

Malaul

#5
July 25, 2005, 05:10:20 PM
I meant it as Wenchmaster K
(wasnt that badgers former user name?)
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

East Coast Hustle

#6
July 25, 2005, 06:36:58 PM
Quote from: LMNOKetamine?

mmm....

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

#7
July 25, 2005, 07:08:48 PM
Junkie.
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