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Re: Get Out the Violins or A Call For Immediate Violence
« Reply #150 on: December 15, 2014, 09:16:03 am »
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I'm not talking about taking her home for political conversation and a rousing game of backgammon.

I prefer to have semi-serious relationships with women my own age, but for sleazy, cheap, gratuitous one night stands, nothing beats a horny college freshman.

 8)

That's what I'm talking about.  I just don't find kids that age sexy.

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Is either well-adjusted or just plain OLD. :lol:

And now I feel this way as well.

THANKS FOR GIVING ME YOUR RAGING CASE OF OLD, TGRR!
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Re: Get Out the Violins or A Call For Immediate Violence
« Reply #151 on: December 15, 2014, 01:16:20 pm »
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I'm not talking about taking her home for political conversation and a rousing game of backgammon.

I prefer to have semi-serious relationships with women my own age, but for sleazy, cheap, gratuitous one night stands, nothing beats a horny college freshman.

 8)

That's what I'm talking about.  I just don't find kids that age sexy.

TGRR,
Is either well-adjusted or just plain OLD. :lol:

And now I feel this way as well.

THANKS FOR GIVING ME YOUR RAGING CASE OF OLD, TGRR!

I didn't do it.  You have successfully managed to avoid my presence for 12 years. 

I'm gonna blame this entire thing on Nigel.
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Re: Get Out the Violins or A Call For Immediate Violence
« Reply #152 on: December 15, 2014, 02:35:06 pm »
WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Get Out the Violins or A Call For Immediate Violence
« Reply #153 on: December 15, 2014, 02:38:58 pm »
You gave ECH's dick a concience.

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Re: Get Out the Violins or A Call For Immediate Violence
« Reply #154 on: December 15, 2014, 02:44:43 pm »
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Re: Get Out the Violins or A Call For Immediate Violence
« Reply #155 on: December 15, 2014, 02:48:40 pm »
You gave ECH's dick a concience.

I guess that's one approach to harm reduction.
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Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Get Out the Violins or A Call For Immediate Violence
« Reply #159 on: December 16, 2014, 05:36:18 pm »
You gave ECH's dick a concience.

Let's not get TOO carried away. It's really just a shift in aesthetic preferences. If you look like I'm going to have to show you how to do this correctly I'm just not interested.
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Re: Get Out the Violins or A Call For Immediate Violence
« Reply #160 on: December 16, 2014, 06:59:20 pm »
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

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Re: Get Out the Violins or A Call For Immediate Violence
« Reply #161 on: December 16, 2014, 09:39:36 pm »
Umm, actually no.  Because someone smoking a joint in their bedroom doesn't harm an innocent 16 year old girl.

Well. That's goddamn gold right there. :lulz:

Bump in case it got lost at the bottom of the last page.
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"