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« Reply #75 on: August 24, 2005, 07:45:47 pm »
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Once, in Illinois, my friend Andy and I were driving to a Mexican restaurant, when we pulled up next to a red miata with the top down.  Sitting in it was a 40-something dude with a bad comb-over, and a 18-ish little blond that was obviously NOT his daughter.

What could we do?  We pointed at him through the open window, and laughed our asses off, laughing harder as he tried to sink into his seat.

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I'm unclear as to why you were making fun of this guy.

I hope to Jeebus that when I'm 40 and balding I can still score with 18 year old hotties.

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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

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« Reply #76 on: August 24, 2005, 07:46:27 pm »
Well, then.  TGRR had given me my marching orders.

Now, the question: should I obey?

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« Reply #77 on: August 24, 2005, 07:47:52 pm »
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Well, then.  TGRR had given me my marching orders.

Now, the question: should I obey?


OBEY OR GET OFF MY INTERNETS.

Whoops...sorry...had a Hugh moment, there. :lol:

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« Reply #78 on: August 24, 2005, 07:52:45 pm »

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« Reply #79 on: August 24, 2005, 07:54:18 pm »
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STOLEN!11

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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« Reply #80 on: August 24, 2005, 07:54:57 pm »
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[derail]

Once, in Illinois, my friend Andy and I were driving to a Mexican restaurant, when we pulled up next to a red miata with the top down.  Sitting in it was a 40-something dude with a bad comb-over, and a 18-ish little blond that was obviously NOT his daughter.

What could we do?  We pointed at him through the open window, and laughed our asses off, laughing harder as he tried to sink into his seat.

[/derail]


I'm unclear as to why you were making fun of this guy.

I hope to Jeebus that when I'm 40 and balding I can still score with 18 year old hotties.

 8)


Sorry, dude...that is one of the most ridiculous sights that can be found in modern America.
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« Reply #81 on: August 24, 2005, 07:55:38 pm »
I hate to say it guys, but I think we just hijacked this thread...

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« Reply #82 on: August 24, 2005, 07:58:26 pm »
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[derail]

Once, in Illinois, my friend Andy and I were driving to a Mexican restaurant, when we pulled up next to a red miata with the top down.  Sitting in it was a 40-something dude with a bad comb-over, and a 18-ish little blond that was obviously NOT his daughter.

What could we do?  We pointed at him through the open window, and laughed our asses off, laughing harder as he tried to sink into his seat.

[/derail]


I'm unclear as to why you were making fun of this guy.

I hope to Jeebus that when I'm 40 and balding I can still score with 18 year old hotties.

 8)


Sorry, dude...that is one of the most ridiculous sights that can be found in modern America.


granted, the combover is never a good idea, and if you drive a miata, WAYSA?

but...

at the end of the day, that guy is still going home with an 18 year old hottie.

 8)
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« Reply #83 on: August 24, 2005, 07:58:57 pm »
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I hate to say it guys, but I think we just hijacked this thread...


TEH WSotTC STRIKES AGAIN!

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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« Reply #84 on: August 24, 2005, 08:00:31 pm »
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To be honest, it seems like he started out the thread ranting about abusive and coercive men, most likely brought on by looking after his daughter while watching the news, and then I took his rant as his actual veiws, which seem a bit more reasonable as time goes on.

I have a feeling I'm crossing the line from debate to poking with a sharp stick.

is that bad?


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No.  My rant is not about abusive and coercive men.  It started out being about people who are convicted of a crime.  Assuming and admitting guilt in said crime.  And then whining about the punishment.  Pretty simple.  Yes it involved sexual abuse.  I have strong feelings about anyone who would sexually abuse a young girl AGAINST HER WILL.  Yes, they are old school.  Yes those feelings are pretty much "eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth"  But that wasn't the original point.
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« Reply #85 on: August 24, 2005, 08:02:14 pm »
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at the end of the day, that guy is still going home with an 18 year old hottie.

 8)


And?

Perhaps I'm just too "well adjusted" in this department.

TGGR,
Likes his women in their 30s, rather than 18 year old kids.
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« Reply #86 on: August 24, 2005, 08:04:33 pm »
I'm not talking about taking her home for political conversation and a rousing game of backgammon.

I prefer to have semi-serious relationships with women my own age, but for sleazy, cheap, gratuitous one night stands, nothing beats a horny college freshman.

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« Reply #87 on: August 24, 2005, 08:04:57 pm »
Well, I have to say that with the current legal system being what it is, I can't allow myself the black and white certainty to trust that a person admitting guilt is actually guilty of the precise crime that they admitted to.

Nor that they had all the facts in what their punishment entailed.

Nor that they didn't admit to guilt under threats or coersion.

Hell, I know Law & Order isn't very realistic, but even they represent the system as flawed and easily manipulated.

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« Reply #88 on: August 24, 2005, 08:05:42 pm »
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TGGR,
Likes his women in their 30s, rather than 18 year old kids.


More experience does tend to equal higher quality.  Although there is a breaking point.
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« Reply #89 on: August 24, 2005, 08:06:05 pm »
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I'm not talking about taking her home for political conversation and a rousing game of backgammon.

I prefer to have semi-serious relationships with women my own age, but for sleazy, cheap, gratuitous one night stands, nothing beats a horny college freshman.

 8)


That's what I'm talking about.  I just don't find kids that age sexy.

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Is either well-adjusted or just plain OLD. :lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.