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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Zurtok Khan

#30
September 05, 2005, 07:58:41 AM
Quote from: fnordiscordiaYOU HEARD IT FOLKS! CHEF VS ZURTOK'S MOM IN A 12 ROUND HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE FIGHT!

Chef, mama's gonna beat you like the gay little black boy you are.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#31
September 05, 2005, 07:59:29 AM Last Edit: May 03, 2007, 01:10:48 PM by Ten Ton Mantis
OOOOH! A SCATHING (edit: read: racist and homophobic) retort from Zurtok, lets see what the defending champion has to say!

edit: Also, Zurtok is a fatfuck.

Cain

#32
May 03, 2007, 07:20:59 AM
I can't believe Chef let him step like that.

The Good Reverend Roger

#33
May 03, 2007, 07:29:29 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 03, 2007, 07:20:59 AM
I can't believe Chef let him step like that.

Chef was too busy giving Zurtok's mom a dirty sanchez.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#34
May 03, 2007, 01:13:10 PM
I can't believe the video of Zurtok's mom and Chef.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#35
October 22, 2009, 08:21:32 PM
Annnnd bump
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#36
October 22, 2009, 08:51:36 PM
If Zurtok Khan, anybody Khan. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#37
October 22, 2009, 08:57:35 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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