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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞, September 05, 2005, 01:09:45 AM

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Human ,ÄúDominance,Äù Pheromone Discovered

A pheromone correlated with traits in men aged 17 - 67 identified, according to a battery of factor analysis studies at Boston University.


Recent research in human olfaction has concluded that the scent of lemon increases people,Äôs perception of their own health, a constituent of rose oil lowers blood pressure, but a chemical secreted by human beings effects submission to commands?  

An apocrine gland located in the anus of 750 males aged 17 -67 has been correlated by an interdiscplinary team of researchers headed by Dr Goldie Macmillan of Boston Medical University.  ,ÄúEthical considerations have been raised by opponents of our work ,,Äù reported Macmillan, ,Äúbut the crux of these concerns is based on misconceptions about how pheremones are sensed.,Äù  

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Shibboleet The Annihilator


Jack Chick

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CHEMICAL IMBALANCE

Iron Sulfide

hear hear!
no sucvh thing as imbalance, indeed.

just odd symmetries.

i accept you for who you are jack. even if you are part of some crazy death cult.

marry me.
Ya' stupid Yank.

Donkeyotay

Quote from: Jack ChickTHERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CHEMICAL IMBALANCE

I thought you were a fundie X-tian...not a Scientologist...Now rhose folks are weird...even weirder than Bahais

Zurtok Khan

Quote from: Netaungrot the FarragoHuman ,ÄúDominance,Äù Pheromone Discovered

A pheromone correlated with traits in men aged 17 - 67 identified, according to a battery of factor analysis studies at Boston University.


Recent research in human olfaction has concluded that the scent of lemon increases people,Äôs perception of their own health, a constituent of rose oil lowers blood pressure, but a chemical secreted by human beings effects submission to commands?  

An apocrine gland located in the anus of 750 males aged 17 -67 has been correlated by an interdiscplinary team of researchers headed by Dr Goldie Macmillan of Boston Medical University.  ,ÄúEthical considerations have been raised by opponents of our work ,,Äù reported Macmillan, ,Äúbut the crux of these concerns is based on misconceptions about how pheremones are sensed.,Äù  

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So, does this mean if I make you sniff my ass then you'll obey my commands?
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Shibboleet The Annihilator

NO you rediciulous idiot. You have to shit on them, its pretty obvious.  :roll:

Zurtok Khan

Quote from: fnordiscordiaNO you rediciulous idiot. You have to shit on them, its pretty obvious.  :roll:

YES!
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Its ok, it took me to figure out the secret ingredient for world domination was feces.

gnimbley

The text you posted is not on the page you linked to.

Shibboleet The Annihilator


Zurtok Khan

That's okay Gnimbley, he just wants me to shit on him.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Shibboleet The Annihilator

On me? Why would I want to be under your control, I'd have to break your knees in order to maintain my freedom if you tried to shit on me.

Zurtok Khan

Pfft, I already did it, too late.

Now, go read my new rant.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Seriously? Well try giving me a command.