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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 07, 2005, 04:13:37 AM

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GIGGLES


hashNslack

Far is the searching, and many the mile
That most folks will go to dredge up a smile
Rehashing old "not funny" is bland
Can anyone find TiGGeR's pineal gland?
I'd shiver in fear, or perhaps duck and run,
but his previous rants make it clear he has none!
So don't throw a fit, get psychotic, or pout
we all feel real sorry for the poor saps without.


Good thing I'm an illiterate n00b, and therefore just didn't write any of that.   :fnord:

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: kosmik~smock on December 27, 2007, 04:07:55 PM
Far is the searching, and many the mile
That most folks will go to dredge up a smile
Rehashing old "not funny" is bland
Can anyone find TiGGeR's pineal gland?
I'd shiver in fear, or perhaps duck and run,
but his previous rants make it clear he has none!
So don't throw a fit, get psychotic, or pout
we all feel real sorry for the poor saps without.


Good thing I'm an illiterate n00b, and therefore just didn't write any of that.   :fnord:


ROFL
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2007, 08:22:46 AM
Quote from: kosmik~smock on December 27, 2007, 04:07:55 PM

Can anyone find TiGGeR's pineal gland?

I don't have one.

Rog is so hardcore he doesn't need melatonin. He modulates his wake/sleep patterns through intimidation.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on December 30, 2007, 05:29:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2007, 08:22:46 AM
Quote from: kosmik~smock on December 27, 2007, 04:07:55 PM

Can anyone find TiGGeR's pineal gland?

I don't have one.

Rog is so hardcore he doesn't need melatonin. He modulates his wake/sleep patterns through intimidation.

I have disciplined my medulla.

It required many beatings.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO


hooplala

Medulla Oblongata.

That's fun to say.



BVH
-into the simple things right now
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

maphdet

I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

Mourning Star


Triple Zero

hey hey be nice to maphdet

(i forgot if he/she was an idiot or not)

but i think i confused him with Idem a few times, that's probably a good sign, no? :)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cain


Triple Zero

in fact i confused a lot of people with Idem

i think it's in the name.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Mourning Star

Quote from: triple zero on February 02, 2008, 03:05:02 PM
hey hey be nice to maphdet

(i forgot if he/she was an idiot or not)

but i think i confused him with Idem a few times, that's probably a good sign, no? :)
Quote from: Cain on February 02, 2008, 03:09:38 PM
maphdet is cool in my book. 
Quote from: triple zero on February 02, 2008, 03:26:55 PM
in fact i confused a lot of people with Idem

i think it's in the name.


don't care...  Threadjacks are not to be question, they are to be worshipped, OR PEOPLE WILL FUCKING BLEED!

hooplala

Yeah, since when do we care what a thread was originally intended for?

What is this, Mystic Wicks?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman