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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 07, 2005, 04:13:37 AM

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Cain

#645
October 23, 2008, 08:32:00 PM
Quote from: YattoDobbs on October 23, 2008, 08:29:11 PM
thanks, i try really hard.


You don't have to.

BADGE OF HONOR

#646
October 23, 2008, 08:41:02 PM
Really, isn't that something that should just come naturally?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

the last yatto

#647
October 23, 2008, 09:46:24 PM
but i like putting the round peg into the square hole

YES!
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Ari

#648
October 25, 2008, 12:34:09 AM
Quote from: YattoDobbs on October 23, 2008, 09:46:24 PM
but i like putting the round peg into the square hole

YES!
round pegs are for spags.
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indigoblade

#649
January 05, 2009, 09:08:56 PM
k, lets go ahead and get this over with. I'm ready for my hazing now. Please, be gentle :wink:.
What?

Triple Zero

#650
January 05, 2009, 09:16:12 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 05, 2009, 09:08:56 PM
k, lets go ahead and get this over with. I'm ready for my hazing now. Please, be gentle :wink:.

Indigo Hazing?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Payne

#651
January 05, 2009, 09:20:03 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 05, 2009, 09:08:56 PM
k, lets go ahead and get this over with. I'm ready for my hazing now. Please, be gentle :wink:.

AFK

#652
January 05, 2009, 09:23:02 PM
You will find that here at PD.COM, your ass is handed to you at unscheduled times.  Makes it more interesting that way. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

indigoblade

#653
January 05, 2009, 09:27:15 PM
Ok, so far so good. Still got one asshole, check. No bruising or lacerations, check. Hmmm, ok, i'll admit that was pretty gentle. Guess you guys can add a bit of pain for...uh...flavor :evil:.

Yay, I like suprises too rwhs.

P.S. this has got to be the best ever emoticon :fap:.
What?

bds

#654
January 05, 2009, 10:46:15 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 05, 2009, 09:27:15 PM
Still got one asshole, check.

That's what you think...

You sure it's your anus?
:evilmad:

indigoblade

#655
January 05, 2009, 10:59:15 PM
Oh shit, you're right, that's my mangina. Noooooooooooooo :x.
What?

bds

#656
January 05, 2009, 11:01:20 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 05, 2009, 10:59:15 PM
Oh shit, you're right, that's my mangina. Noooooooooooooo :x.

Nope, what I meant, is that's actually one of Lizzie's giant lobster's anuses that we implanted into you.

Enjoy...

indigoblade

#657
January 05, 2009, 11:30:18 PM
I plan on it :lulz:.
What?

The Good Reverend Roger

#658
January 05, 2009, 11:57:36 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 05, 2009, 09:08:56 PM
k, lets go ahead and get this over with. I'm ready for my hazing now. Please, be gentle :wink:.

You take all the fun out of it when you do that.  :sadbanana:
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Iason Ouabache

#659
January 06, 2009, 05:14:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2009, 11:57:36 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 05, 2009, 09:08:56 PM
k, lets go ahead and get this over with. I'm ready for my hazing now. Please, be gentle :wink:.

You take all the fun out of it when you do that.  :sadbanana:
If I remember correctly I went the reverse psychology route too. It's surprising how often it works.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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