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« on: September 29, 2005, 10:26:34 pm »
... who says she can't have a single bite of some wonderful cheesecake because she is "on a diet" but is obviously healthy (if not a little on the thin side) I think that I am going to re-create that scene from the movie "Seven."

Either that or eat a ton of cheesecake in front of her forever. And call her fat.
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« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2005, 10:37:13 pm »
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... who says she can't have a single bite of some wonderful cheesecake because she is "on a diet" but is obviously healthy (if not a little on the thin side) I think that I am going to re-create that scene from the movie "Seven."

Either that or eat a ton of cheesecake in front of her forever. And call her fat.


Or just say something snotty like,

Sucks to be you :lol:  :P  :evil:  :twisted:

And yes, you must all the funny faces to make the experience complete.

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« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2005, 11:34:46 pm »
This is too trippy, I already read another board where people post like this all day long.

Unlike most men I'm not afraid to admit that I like larger women better.

(will NOT post a link to the other forum, since I think one more troll would crush it right about now)
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« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2005, 11:36:41 pm »
way to ruin our fun.

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« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2005, 11:37:11 pm »
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This is too trippy, I already read another board where people post like this all day long.

Unlike most men I'm not afraid to admit that I like larger women better.

(will NOT post a link to the other forum, since I think one more troll would crush it right about now)


All the more reason to post a link!  :lol:
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« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2005, 11:42:43 pm »
No way, I LIKE that board! They post PICS!

And they're GOOD pics!
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« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2005, 11:44:46 pm »
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

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« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2005, 11:45:35 pm »
*Gasp* not an image hosted by tripod!!!

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« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2005, 12:01:03 am »
motherFUCKERS!

no more hotlinking to the FC emoticons?

uber-suckage!!

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« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2005, 12:02:17 am »
The URL is slightly different to most of them, were the emoticons on a pop-up of any sort?

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« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2005, 12:34:34 am »
chloroform her, abduct her and tie her up in a basement. tattoo "CHEESECAKE" above her asscrack with a blowtorch.

option 1
buy her new lingerie, get a priest to rename her to "MARTIN" and rape her with a spork.

option 2
release her and set a date next day and eat salads.
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« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2005, 01:25:23 am »
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Unlike most men I'm not afraid to admit that I like larger women better.


hahaaaaaaaaa

me too
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« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2005, 03:12:39 pm »
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... who says she can't have a single bite of some wonderful cheesecake because she is "on a diet" but is obviously healthy (if not a little on the thin side) I think that I am going to re-create that scene from the movie "Seven."

Either that or eat a ton of cheesecake in front of her forever. And call her fat.


Don't listen to them. Women who say that are on heroin.
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« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2005, 04:58:06 pm »
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Unlike most men I'm not afraid to admit that I like larger women better.

To you and whomever else piped up with a "me too": I wish you all the luck you need finding a woman who actually believes you.  Lord knows I wasn't one of them, until a friend told me about the kind of porn my husband used to keep on his computer. :D

(I don't say "used to" because I think his computer is porn-free now.  I say "used to" because I think he's gotten better stuff to replace it over the last ten years. :twisted:)
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« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2005, 05:02:05 pm »
Unfortunatly not only does she say this, she looks at me funny when I order dessert... Damn it I love cheesecake and just because society wants me to be 20lbs under weight doesn't mean I want to be. I would love just to cut off the friendship, but she really isn't my friend, but a tag-along friend of another friend (if that made sense.)

I just really needed to get that off my chest, because I am so sick of people like that. One bite isn't going to hurt, a slice once in a while is fine... hell even a whole cheesecake once every 4 or 5 years isn't going to make you gain a whole 10lbs... might give you a bit of a stomach ache though.
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