If I have to listen to another woman...

[unlike_someone]

... who says she can't have a single bite of some wonderful cheesecake because she is "on a diet" but is obviously healthy (if not a little on the thin side) I think that I am going to re-create that scene from the movie "Seven."

Either that or eat a ton of cheesecake in front of her forever. And call her fat.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

... who says she can't have a single bite of some wonderful cheesecake because she is "on a diet" but is obviously healthy (if not a little on the thin side) I think that I am going to re-create that scene from the movie "Seven."

Either that or eat a ton of cheesecake in front of her forever. And call her fat.

Or just say something snotty like,

Sucks to be you  :P    

And yes, you must all the funny faces to make the experience complete.

[ataraxia]

This is too trippy, I already read another board where people post like this all day long.

Unlike most men I'm not afraid to admit that I like larger women better.

(will NOT post a link to the other forum, since I think one more troll would crush it right about now)

[East Coast Hustle]

way to ruin our fun.

 

[B_M_W]

This is too trippy, I already read another board where people post like this all day long.

Unlike most men I'm not afraid to admit that I like larger women better.

(will NOT post a link to the other forum, since I think one more troll would crush it right about now)

All the more reason to post a link!  

[ataraxia]

No way, I LIKE that board! They post PICS!

And they're GOOD pics!

[East Coast Hustle]

[Cain]

*Gasp* not an image hosted by tripod!!!

[East Coast Hustle]

motherFUCKERS!

no more hotlinking to the FC emoticons?

uber-suckage!!

 

[Cain]

The URL is slightly different to most of them, were the emoticons on a pop-up of any sort?

[Sepia]

chloroform her, abduct her and tie her up in a basement. tattoo "CHEESECAKE" above her asscrack with a blowtorch.

option 1
buy her new lingerie, get a priest to rename her to "MARTIN" and rape her with a spork.

option 2
release her and set a date next day and eat salads.

[LHX]

Unlike most men I'm not afraid to admit that I like larger women better.

hahaaaaaaaaa

me too

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

... who says she can't have a single bite of some wonderful cheesecake because she is "on a diet" but is obviously healthy (if not a little on the thin side) I think that I am going to re-create that scene from the movie "Seven."

Either that or eat a ton of cheesecake in front of her forever. And call her fat.

Don't listen to them. Women who say that are on heroin.

[DJRubberducky]

Unlike most men I'm not afraid to admit that I like larger women better.

To you and whomever else piped up with a "me too": I wish you all the luck you need finding a woman who actually believes you.  Lord knows I wasn't one of them, until a friend told me about the kind of porn my husband used to keep on his computer.

(I don't say "used to" because I think his computer is porn-free now.  I say "used to" because I think he's gotten better stuff to replace it over the last ten years. )

[unlike_someone]

Unfortunatly not only does she say this, she looks at me funny when I order dessert... Damn it I love cheesecake and just because society wants me to be 20lbs under weight doesn't mean I want to be. I would love just to cut off the friendship, but she really isn't my friend, but a tag-along friend of another friend (if that made sense.)

I just really needed to get that off my chest, because I am so sick of people like that. One bite isn't going to hurt, a slice once in a while is fine... hell even a whole cheesecake once every 4 or 5 years isn't going to make you gain a whole 10lbs... might give you a bit of a stomach ache though.