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Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner

Started by Enrico Salazar, November 09, 2005, 07:32:42 PM

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Politics Are For:

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Prestige
0 (0%)
Pomposity
3 (15%)
Privacy
0 (0%)
Piracy
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Total Members Voted: 20

Voting closed: November 09, 2005, 07:32:42 PM

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Enrico Salazar

November 09, 2005, 07:32:42 PM
So.  Who wants to talk politics?

Is sort of Enrico's speciality.

Don't be scared faggots.
Did someone say gorgeous?

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#1
November 09, 2005, 07:38:00 PM


This is the absolute last time I must post this pic.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#2
November 09, 2005, 07:41:54 PM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaI don't think Enrico needs the encouragement, quite frankly.  

Politics bore me.  But I like watching the riots in Paris.

Yeah. But those kids are going to get fucked proper...
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#3
November 09, 2005, 07:46:39 PM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaYeah, but they're French.

So who gives a shit?

The Germans.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Enrico Salazar

#4
November 09, 2005, 07:49:53 PM
Those are not riots, they are a weenie-roast.  Enrico was in the middle of a riot in 1969 which took up half his island.  People were burned on stakes, thrust into the waters, skulls popped, eyes melted and children sang Christmas carols.  

Was fucking beautiful.

Enrico met his second wife that first day, as he picked up a Malatov Cocktail near her feet, tossed it back at the poets who threw it over (not even hard enough to break bottle - amateurs) he sang to her "Sleepwalk" and she melted at his feet.

Brings a tear to Enrico's glass eye.
Did someone say gorgeous?

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#5
November 09, 2005, 07:51:53 PM
Let's talk about fucking politics.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

LMNO

#6
November 09, 2005, 07:53:10 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCLet's talk about fucking politicians.


Fixed, naturally.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#7
November 09, 2005, 07:54:34 PM
Quote from: erotic
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCLet's talk about fucking politicians.


Fixed, naturally.

That too.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

hooplala

#8
November 09, 2005, 07:59:16 PM
We've discussed riots, the French, and the Germans . . . that's pretty political, isn't it?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#9
November 09, 2005, 07:59:55 PM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaWe've discussed riots, the French, and the Germans . . . that's pretty political, isn't it?

But what about the fucking?

Which politician would you or which one would they?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

hooplala

#10
November 09, 2005, 08:01:21 PM
Which politician would I fuck?

Thats some pretty slim pickings.  I guess I would fuck Condaleeza Rice . . . she could be a Butter Face for all I know.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

LMNO

#11
November 09, 2005, 08:05:27 PM
Is Ciccolina still in Italian Parliment?

hooplala

#12
November 09, 2005, 08:06:30 PM
Ohhh, how did I forget Ciccolina?

The Roman Express was the first porn I ever saw.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Enrico Salazar

#13
November 09, 2005, 08:48:34 PM
Enrico laid Ciccolina.  Is alright.

Enrico likes his women swarthier though.

Now.  Next person who takes Enrico's thread off-topic is going to get a king-sized boot to the chest cavity.

Not a warning; a threat.
Did someone say gorgeous?

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#14
November 09, 2005, 08:58:04 PM



WTF? You don't approve of threadjackery?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"
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