Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner

[Enrico Salazar]

So.  Who wants to talk politics?

Is sort of Enrico's speciality.

Don't be scared faggots.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

This is the absolute last time I must post this pic.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

I don't think Enrico needs the encouragement, quite frankly.  

Politics bore me.  But I like watching the riots in Paris.

Yeah. But those kids are going to get fucked proper...

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Yeah, but they're French.

So who gives a shit?

The Germans.

[Enrico Salazar]

Those are not riots, they are a weenie-roast.  Enrico was in the middle of a riot in 1969 which took up half his island.  People were burned on stakes, thrust into the waters, skulls popped, eyes melted and children sang Christmas carols.  

Was fucking beautiful.

Enrico met his second wife that first day, as he picked up a Malatov Cocktail near her feet, tossed it back at the poets who threw it over (not even hard enough to break bottle - amateurs) he sang to her "Sleepwalk" and she melted at his feet.

Brings a tear to Enrico's glass eye.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Let's talk about fucking politics.

[LMNO]

Let's talk about fucking politicians.

Fixed, naturally.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Let's talk about fucking politicians.

Fixed, naturally.

That too.

[hooplala]

We've discussed riots, the French, and the Germans . . . that's pretty political, isn't it?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

We've discussed riots, the French, and the Germans . . . that's pretty political, isn't it?

But what about the fucking?

Which politician would you or which one would they?

[hooplala]

Which politician would I fuck?

Thats some pretty slim pickings.  I guess I would fuck Condaleeza Rice . . . she could be a Butter Face for all I know.

[LMNO]

Is Ciccolina still in Italian Parliment?

[hooplala]

Ohhh, how did I forget Ciccolina?

The Roman Express was the first porn I ever saw.

[Enrico Salazar]

Enrico laid Ciccolina.  Is alright.

Enrico likes his women swarthier though.

Now.  Next person who takes Enrico's thread off-topic is going to get a king-sized boot to the chest cavity.

Not a warning; a threat.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

WTF? You don't approve of threadjackery?