Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner

[LHX]

if by vote

you mean foot up the ass

then yeah


im all for it

[East Coast Hustle]

if Enrico were to win the office of Canadian PM, he could divert Canada's military forces to finding and annexing Salazore.

if Canada had a military.

[hooplala]

if Canada had a military.

ZING!

[LHX]

theres a rumor of a slingshot somewhere in winnipeg

[Cain]

if Canada had a military.

ZING!

Hah, I remember when the Canddians sent a warship with supplies to New Orleans.  My Canadian friends even said "wtf, we have a warship?"

[hooplala]

if Canada had a military.

ZING!

Hah, I remember when the Canddians sent a warship with supplies to New Orleans.  My Canadian friends even said "wtf, we have a warship?"

Exactly.  The Salvation Army has more members than the Canadian Army.

[Cain]

The Salavation Army is a dangerous paramilitary organization though, according to the Russians at least.  Canadians, alas, havent been dangerous since Verdun.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

if Canada had a military.

ZING!

Hah, I remember when the Canddians sent a warship with supplies to New Orleans.  My Canadian friends even said "wtf, we have a warship?"

Exactly.  The Salvation Army has more members than the Canadian Army.

Not anymore. Hoshiko and I have taken them hostage. We may use some of them for bodies parts for Bella's zombie family.

[hooplala]

So the Liberal Party in Canada, in an attempt to secure votes in the unwelcome upcoming election, has put forth the concept of banning handguns for anyone whose occupation doesn't require one (like cops and pimps).

I like the idea, but somehow don't think it'll work.  Most of the people carrying guns aren't just waving them around willy-nilly - unless they're at the corner of Jane and Finch.

Is this how it is in Britain, or can you own a handgun there if you have it registered?

And does anyone think this will work?

[Cain]

All handguns are banned over here.  Any firearms require alot of background checks and paperwork and can only be for very few purposes, such as extermination of vermin on farms.

It basically sucks.  If it does happen, expect your black market in hand guns and gun-related crimes to shoot up, like they did over here.  Also, your Olympic pistol team will probably leave the country.  Ours now live in Switzerland for most of the year.

[Shecky D. Albino]

Also, your Olympic pistol team will probably leave the country.  Ours now live in Switzerland for most of the year.

Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

[Cain]

Also, your Olympic pistol team will probably leave the country.  Ours now live in Switzerland for most of the year.

Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

Possibly, if you like the Olympic team.  They probably don't mind, but...

[Enrico Salazar]

So.

Ehud Olmert.  

Enrico was at a spa in Tangiers with Olmert years ago and is pretty sure he urinated in the pool.  He didn't get a red circle floating around him, but sometimes you know.

What do others think of Olmert?

[Cain]

Heh "Olmert", what a silly name.

[Enrico Salazar]

Enrico finds the name mildly arousing.