Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner

[hooplala]

[East Coast Hustle]

fuck. busted.

although, I did fuck both of the Quebecoise chicks I was referring to in that post...does that count?

[hooplala]

[Toots]

That's fucking close, but no cigar.

[LMNO]

That's fucking close, but no cigar.

Unless he pulled a "Clinton"...





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[Toots]

That's fucking close, but no cigar.

Unless he pulled a "Clinton"...





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[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

he's confusing Togo with Tonga.

easily done, except that Togoan women are slightly less heinous-looking than Tongan women.

Fuckity fucking you're right.

I got confused.

Togoan women are at least liftable.

[East Coast Hustle]

well of course they are...their diet consists mostly of sand and swamp roots. It's hard to get fat when you're eating 20 calories a day and churning out kids for your shiftless husband who pretends to be a Ivoireian rebel on the lam in order to avoid getting a fucking job.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

well of course they are...their diet consists mostly of sand and swamp roots. It's hard to get fat when you're eating 20 calories a day and churning out kids for your shiftless husband who pretends to be a Ivoireian rebel on the lam in order to avoid getting a fucking job.

Those fuckers. They have been known to score good drugs from time to time.

[hooplala]

So . . . . .  Ann Coulter is a man?

[Enrico Salazar]

Ann have much body hair, but still have a gooya, and boy DO she! 

She like old sad songs on radio like "What A Girl Want".  She like paintings of board game boards.  She just bough Monopoly last time Enrico speak to her, she was stupid happy.

[Enrico Salazar]

So.


Who want to fuck Hilary Clinton?  She has sexy mustache, no?  Snd Enrico like the way she always is pretending she know somebody in crowd, and recognize them with wave.  Is old dictator trick.

Enrico think she will look good screaming from up on a balcony down to rabble below.

This country may still work out OK.

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Enrico think she will look good screaming from up on a balcony down to rabble below.

I could see that.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So.


Who want to fuck Hilary Clinton?  She has sexy mustache, no?  Snd Enrico like the way she always is pretending she know somebody in crowd, and recognize them with wave.  Is old dictator trick.

Enrico think she will look good screaming from up on a balcony down to rabble below.

This country may still work out OK.

But McCain has the rage/hate thing down pat.  I could totally see him going all Kim Jung Il on the joint chiefs of staff.

[Enrico Salazar]

Is true.

Perhaps we could get Rael to clone Clinton/McCain hybrid of love?  Would be even better than Enrico as leader - is almost impossible to think about.  It give Enrico glorious icecream headache.