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Started by Enrico Salazar, November 09, 2005, 07:32:42 PM

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Total Members Voted: 20

Voting closed: November 09, 2005, 07:32:42 PM

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hooplala

#105
January 25, 2006, 05:32:38 PM
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

East Coast Hustle

#106
January 25, 2006, 05:53:32 PM
fuck. busted.

although, I did fuck both of the Quebecoise chicks I was referring to in that post...does that count?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

hooplala

#107
January 25, 2006, 05:54:50 PM
:lol:
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Toots

#108
January 25, 2006, 06:11:53 PM
That's fucking close, but no cigar.
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce

LMNO

#109
January 25, 2006, 06:23:24 PM
Quote from: TootsThat's fucking close, but no cigar.

Unless he pulled a "Clinton"...





::rimshot::

Toots

#110
January 25, 2006, 06:31:20 PM
Quote from: erotic
Quote from: TootsThat's fucking close, but no cigar.

Unless he pulled a "Clinton"...





::rimshot::

I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#111
January 25, 2006, 06:53:32 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustlehe's confusing Togo with Tonga.

easily done, except that Togoan women are slightly less heinous-looking than Tongan women.

Fuckity fucking you're right.

I got confused.

Togoan women are at least liftable.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

East Coast Hustle

#112
January 25, 2006, 07:03:16 PM
well of course they are...their diet consists mostly of sand and swamp roots. It's hard to get fat when you're eating 20 calories a day and churning out kids for your shiftless husband who pretends to be a Ivoireian rebel on the lam in order to avoid getting a fucking job.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#113
January 25, 2006, 07:14:06 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustlewell of course they are...their diet consists mostly of sand and swamp roots. It's hard to get fat when you're eating 20 calories a day and churning out kids for your shiftless husband who pretends to be a Ivoireian rebel on the lam in order to avoid getting a fucking job.

Those fuckers. They have been known to score good drugs from time to time.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

hooplala

#114
July 03, 2007, 04:48:51 PM
So . . . . .  Ann Coulter is a man?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Enrico Salazar

#115
July 03, 2007, 05:00:25 PM
Ann have much body hair, but still have a gooya, and boy DO she! 

She like old sad songs on radio like "What A Girl Want".  She like paintings of board game boards.  She just bough Monopoly last time Enrico speak to her, she was stupid happy.
Did someone say gorgeous?

Enrico Salazar

#116
April 29, 2008, 09:47:51 PM
So.


Who want to fuck Hilary Clinton?  She has sexy mustache, no?  Snd Enrico like the way she always is pretending she know somebody in crowd, and recognize them with wave.  Is old dictator trick.

Enrico think she will look good screaming from up on a balcony down to rabble below.

This country may still work out OK.
Did someone say gorgeous?

e

#117
April 29, 2008, 09:49:00 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on April 29, 2008, 09:47:51 PM
Enrico think she will look good screaming from up on a balcony down to rabble below.

I could see that.

The Good Reverend Roger

#118
April 29, 2008, 11:47:48 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on April 29, 2008, 09:47:51 PM
So.


Who want to fuck Hilary Clinton?  She has sexy mustache, no?  Snd Enrico like the way she always is pretending she know somebody in crowd, and recognize them with wave.  Is old dictator trick.

Enrico think she will look good screaming from up on a balcony down to rabble below.

This country may still work out OK.

But McCain has the rage/hate thing down pat.  I could totally see him going all Kim Jung Il on the joint chiefs of staff.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Enrico Salazar

#119
April 30, 2008, 02:18:57 PM
Is true.

Perhaps we could get Rael to clone Clinton/McCain hybrid of love?  Would be even better than Enrico as leader - is almost impossible to think about.  It give Enrico glorious icecream headache.
Did someone say gorgeous?

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