Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

[Enrico Salazar]

Enrico did not know that, but will write it in his diary backstage.  Menatl note - Eldora likes dangerous scorpions.

Yes.

Would any of you mind if Enrico sang a song now?

[LMNO]

::sluuuuurp::

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Enrico did not know that, but will write it in his diary backstage.  Menatl note - Eldora likes dangerous scorpions.

Yes.

Would any of you mind if Enrico sang a song now?

I have a fondness for dangersous men, er I mean people, no, I mean, arachnids.

Sing to your haert's content, my little Liberace!

[Enrico Salazar]

Thank you, lovefist.

Ahem.

What would you dooooooooooo if Enrico sang out of tune,
Would you attempt to assassinate him?
Lend Enrico your rears and he will become intimately acquainted with them
And he'll try not to slip the whole salami in.

Oh, Enrico get by with a little grope from his friends
Mm, Enrico get high with a little dope from his friends
Mm, gonna tie up Hoshiko with a little help from his friends

(coughs violently into bloody tissue)

Oh, Enrico hasn't tried to sing since that duet with Brooke Shields on the 1984 Bob Hope Christmas Special.

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[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

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[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Enrico, my darling, WAKE UP YOU FAGGOT!!!!!

I have another appointment, so I really must be going.  It was so nice for you to be able to see me and all, but I must be going.  Try to do something with alpha d00d, this is really kind of sad.  I hope he feels better.  What do you give someone after they've eaten bad Smurf?

[Cain]

Cocaine.

[LMNO]

::sluuuuurp::




-hic-

[Toots]

(crawls into studio audience with singed hair and one eyeball missing, right leg is a bloody stump below the knee)

ENRICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Tequilahadeen....they took us all.....but I....I escaped....for you...just for you....I LOVE YOU ENRICO!!!!!!!!!!!

(shits pants and faints)

[Cain]

Erisu Akbar!
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[Enrico Salazar]

Is all music to Enrico's twisted ears.

[LMNO]

::sluuuurp::


What's that fucking smell!?

[Enrico Salazar]

It could be the excess vomit, it could be Enrico's boots, or it could be Tootsie.  She seems well done.

Tootsie, you alright?

[Toots]

OH MY GAWWWWDDDDD!!!! ENRICO TALKED TO ME!!!!!

I'm okay. That leg was no good anyway, club foot. Who needs it.

I LOVE YOU ENRICO!!!!!!!!!!! (barfs)

[Toots]