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Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

Started by Enrico Salazar, January 04, 2006, 03:29:58 PM

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Shecky D. Albino

#405
January 18, 2006, 02:23:05 AM
No thanks.  Just got my Hep A&B shot for my upcoming trip to Tijuana.  One tiny prick in the ass is enough for one day.
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

The Good Reverend Roger

#406
January 18, 2006, 02:25:39 AM
Quote from: Shecky D. AlbinoNo thanks.  Just got my Hep A&B shot for my upcoming trip to Tijuana.  One tiny prick in the ass is enough for one day.

Who said I wanted to bone ya?  That's quite an ego you have there.

I just wanted to carve TGRR on your ass-cheeks.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shecky D. Albino

#407
January 18, 2006, 02:27:55 AM
Yeah, nothing homo-erotic about that.
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

The Good Reverend Roger

#408
January 18, 2006, 02:42:08 AM
Quote from: Shecky D. AlbinoYeah, nothing homo-erotic about that.

Nope.  Wanna watch Broke Back Mountain?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shecky D. Albino

#409
January 18, 2006, 02:44:22 AM
Sure.  You buyin'?
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

The Good Reverend Roger

#410
January 18, 2006, 02:52:40 AM
Quote from: Shecky D. AlbinoSure.  You buyin'?

Nope.  You'll just watch the movie, eat dinner, and then bail.

I've heard about you.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shecky D. Albino

#411
January 18, 2006, 02:56:46 AM
Fine.  We'll go Dutch.  Just not "Dutch Door", if you know what I'm sayin'.

I've heard about you.
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

The Good Reverend Roger

#412
January 18, 2006, 02:57:46 AM
Quote from: Shecky D. AlbinoFine.  We'll go Dutch.  Just not "Dutch Door", if you know what I'm sayin'.

I've heard about you.

Lies.  All lies.

TGRR,
Is just like Jesus, only bitter and hateful.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Zurtok Khan

#413
January 18, 2006, 09:33:58 AM
A Letter from your Fans Enrico:

Dear Glorious-Faggot-Former-Dicktator Enrico Salazore,

I am chior director of Salazorian National Childrens Chior of Prostetutes and Giggilos and anyone else who prefers sexual favors.  We are happy to be singing the Salazorian National Anthem on your show, if you will let us.  We have prepared for many many days and years and minutes to sing wonderfully for you and your audience.

-Senora Gorda Virgen
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Enrico Salazar

#414
January 18, 2006, 04:13:21 PM
"Glory, Glory Salazori" . . . for Enrico?

His glass eye just slid down his face on a waterfall of tears.
Did someone say gorgeous?

Diabo Salazore

#415
January 18, 2006, 06:15:27 PM
(pokes head out from behind curtain)

Oh look Enrico! Camera one was looking at me and the glass break! So cute! American glass, ha ha ha.
Diabo get a make-over, you like?

Enrico Salazar

#416
January 18, 2006, 06:25:39 PM
Yes, and Enrico's glass eye melted before he could replace it in socket.

Damn.  

(pulls eyepatch from pocket)
Did someone say gorgeous?

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#417
January 18, 2006, 06:31:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Shecky D. AlbinoYeah, nothing homo-erotic about that.

Nope.  Wanna watch Broke Back Mountain?

I thought that was called Humpback Mountain?

Joan Rivers said so.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Diabo Salazore

#418
January 18, 2006, 06:31:53 PM
(sits on the couch, shoves everyone on it to the side)
Diabo been watching this show from green room...okay...Diabo give roofie to young Japanese boy and make him do oral sex on her but he throw up and then Diabo pass out...Diabo take the roofie too...
Anyway...Diabo awake now and is wondering...
(turns back to Enrico)
What is this on my back? Boil? Is leaking on my shirts.
Diabo get a make-over, you like?

Enrico Salazar

#419
January 18, 2006, 06:35:48 PM
DIABO!

You squished Vern Troyer!  He was surprise for LMNO!  Now who will play small clone of Mike Myers when he is cruising for high-end hookers?  

Is sad.

First you make Herve Villechez so depressed by waking up next to you that he kill himself, and now you kill Vern Troyer.  What have you against the people of small stature?  You always made Enrico hire three minimum when we were married.
Did someone say gorgeous?

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