Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

<LHX clutches his gaping chest wound>


<I take the silencer off the gun and shoot a random stage hand>

finally

that nasty cough is gone


(i think that stage hand was holding the rope that kept the curtain up -
enrico aint gonna like that)

Who the hell needs the curtain to be up?

We can just set it on fire every show start.

[Toots]

*looks at Baron's gaping wound and barfs*

*looks at Hugh furtively*

oh-OH

*runs*

[Enrico Salazar]

Beautiful beautiful mayhem.

Reminds Enrico of the 1967 Salazore riots he started.  Best six months of his life.

[LHX]

Beautiful beautiful mayhem.

Reminds Enrico of the 1967 Salazore riots he started.  Best six months of his life.

can i still be on the show with this chest wound?

i told my family i was gonna be on tv

i dont want to miss it

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Beautiful beautiful mayhem.

Reminds Enrico of the 1967 Salazore riots he started.  Best six months of his life.

Better than that Iraqi stampede your started on that bridge a few months ago?

[Enrico Salazar]

That was mistake, so is different.

Enrico did not know that you could not whip out lizard on a bridge and piss into river in Iraq.  His member frightened the peoples.  

The riots in Salazore were art.

[Diabo Salazore]

That was mistake, so is different.

Enrico did not know that you could not whip out lizard on a bridge and piss into river in Iraq.  His member frightened the peoples.  

The riots in Salazore were art.

(wipes tear from eye) So beautiful. All that blood. (wipes another tear from eye)

[Zurtok Khan]

*ahem*  The Chior will now sing the National Anthem of Salazore.

Oh, Salazore
for booty calls
and anal sex and oral
for destruction and depravity
God shit his hate on thee
and crowned thy brood
with faggot-hood
from sea to shining sea.

Ohh, Glory Gory, Salazori
You have the most lucious of booty.
We hope to get in it one day
We hope you'll enjoy it too.

Ohh, Glory Gory, Salazori
God shit his hate on you.
and crowned thy brood
with faggot-hood
from sea to shining sea.

[Z³]

*in the catwalk, Z¬? is distracted by the sound of gunshots and he murphs his next bong hit, spilling dirty water over one of the par-cans, which shorts out and spills sparks over the stage*

Oh...

fuck.

[agent compassion]

::Up in the balcony, AC laughs and takes pictures::

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

*vomits for no apparent reason*

[Enrico Salazar]

All this vomit must be good for something.  Perhaps a wheel could be set up in front of audience, then the waves of vomit could produce energy?

Is good?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Someone give this man a Nobel Peace Prize!

[Enrico Salazar]

[Shecky D. Albino]

*comes in panting*

Sorry I'm late, I just ran over here from yo mama's...