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Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

Started by Enrico Salazar, January 04, 2006, 03:29:58 PM

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Zurtok Khan

Quote from: LHXanybody got a snowmobile i could borrow?

Sorry, Jesus is borrowing it.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Enrico Salazar

Welcome back, my glorious faggots!

Enrico is so sorry that you were all stuck with the Best Of Into The Night With Salazar And Friends for so long, but didn't Enrico look gorgeous with two eyes?  It makes his balls sweat just thinking about it.

Shecky.  What did you do on time off?
Did someone say gorgeous?


Shecky D. Albino

Well, as I've mentioned before, I have a dish, so I get many wonderful channels from around the globe.

So my short answer is masturbating to the 2006 Canadian Election.
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

That Harper has lovely rapist eyes.  Enrico hasn't seen a pair like that since his popo, Ritzibottom, died and Enrico took his eyes out and wrapped them around rear-view mirror in '76 El Camino.

Enrico would have masturbated to this one too, but only Chretien's wormy mouth makes Enrico salute.
Did someone say gorgeous?


Shecky D. Albino

I liked Layton's moustache.  Very vaginal.
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

And very Village People.

So, Shecky . . . do you know what time it is?
Did someone say gorgeous?


Shecky D. Albino

Time for Viewer Mail.

This one is from Carmelle Oberholster from Hamtramck, Michigan.

Dear Enrico,

How do you keep your hair looking so lusterous and pubic?
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

The amount of erotic energy flowing through Enrico's body keeps all his body hair springy, spongey, and uh . . . spoolfed.

(shrugs to Shecky)

Is true.  Enrico is first to discover erotic energy.  Well, actually Willhelm Reich was the first to discover this energy but Enrico ensured that he was taken care of, and then took over his research.

When you hear people who say "I don't need drugs to feel high" they are actually harnessing erotic energy.

Is true.

(shrugs to Shecky again)

Next!
Did someone say gorgeous?


Shecky D. Albino

The next letter is from Shelby Wormster from Pinchteet, Montana, and she writes:

Dear Enrico,

I know the old cliche is the grass is greener on the other side, but my neighbor really DOES have greener grass - what can I do about it?
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

First.  You need industrial strength bleah, glass cutters, wire cutters, and a hammer.


At night, sneak under your neighbor's barbed wire fencing, go to window, and smash with hammer.  Crawl inside, and find your neighbor and uncap bleach, place into mouth and pour.  Then round up family members, and tie them up, leaving hands exposed.  One by one cut their fingers off with wire cutters and threaten them that loose tongues get cut out.  

Then leave.

This should take care of it.
Did someone say gorgeous?


Shecky D. Albino

Uh . . . what was the glass-cutter for then?
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

Did someone say gorgeous?


Shecky D. Albino

"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: synaptyxSorry, I just sold it to a Welshman.

That sucks!

I'll talk to just about anyone except the Welsh.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Shecky D. Albino

Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSC
Quote from: synaptyxSorry, I just sold it to a Welshman.

That sucks!

I'll talk to just about anyone except the Welsh.



Take it somewhere else, ladies.  We're doin' a show here.
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...