Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

If that's not Enrico, whose body is it?

[hooplala]

Eh . . . that's Diabo.

She actually has more hair than Enrico's.

[LHX]

If that's not Enrico, whose body is it?

i think they keep that thing around as an extra for when salazar is having one of his 'episodes'

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Ah, fuck it.

We'll leave Shecky there on top of it.

Perhaps we can run him an IV of OE so he'll be nice and comfortable when the torturing starts.

[hooplala]

I'm going to go listen to Enrico's police radio and see if anything is going down at the other studios . . . he's always had a thing about Regis . . .

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

I'm going to go listen to Enrico's police radio and see if anything is going down at the other studios . . . he's always had a thing about Regis . . .

Check the "View." I think Enrico might be there molesting the hosts.

[LHX]

I'm going to go listen to Enrico's police radio and see if anything is going down at the other studios . . . he's always had a thing about Regis . . .

Check the "View." I think Enrico might be there molesting the hosts.

only if they are lucky

[Toots]

::runs in panting and out of breath::

Oh my gawd ::pant:: I just saw Enrico on the set of the Tyra Banks show::pant, pant::
He asked her when she got a face transplant ::pant::
and why she picked the face of a hobo transvestite hooker for the new one ::pant::
then he yanked off her weave ::pant::
when I ran out he was spraying Tyra's security with acid::pant::
it's not pretty over there...::passes out::

[hooplala]

Shit, I've been listening to old "Inner Sanctum" episodes instead of paying attention to bullitens.

I didn't know police radios played old shows . . . it's a good idea.  Anyone wanna listen to "Little Orphan Annie"?  It's coming up next.

Oh, and someone should do something about Enrico killing Tyra . . .

*turns back to radio*

[Diabo Salazore]

::wakes up from drunk stupor, moves TGRR off her back, struggles for a bit as one of TGRR's button's has caught in Diabo's back hair::

Phhffff...Tyra...that beyotch...she try to make bouncy bouncy with Enrico for long time. I TOLD him she is just a man with fake boobies, but would he listen? Diabo know all about sex change, how you think I got THIS body? HUH?
Husband never listen to wife. That is why Enrico and Diabo cannot be. Also because Diabo put poison in Enrico's beans and toast. Make him look like Viktor Yushchenko for two years! Was fun! ::giggles::

[LHX]

i think salazar just got howard stern to shut up

[Shecky D. Albino]

Enrico shall fill the gap between his front teeth with plastic explosives and blow off the front of his face, then he will become intimate with the gaping hole left behind, next he will take a small brush and dip it into the open skull and write a beautiful poem to Bella on the parchment Enrico will make from the skin on his back - will be beautiful.

All of the flesh will be roasted on a spit, and served to Enrico's audience, the bones will be stripped and fashioned into Enrico's new chair to go behind talk show desk.

Apology accepted.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Enrico needs to find Jesus' Motorbike.

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

Sorry, I just sold it to a Welshman.

[LHX]

anybody got a snowmobile i could borrow?