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Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

Started by Enrico Salazar, January 04, 2006, 03:29:58 PM

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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#480
January 19, 2006, 07:24:37 PM
If that's not Enrico, whose body is it?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

hooplala

#481
January 19, 2006, 07:25:32 PM
Eh . . . that's Diabo.

She actually has more hair than Enrico's.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

LHX

#482
January 19, 2006, 07:25:48 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCIf that's not Enrico, whose body is it?

i think they keep that thing around as an extra for when salazar is having one of his 'episodes'
neat hell

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#483
January 19, 2006, 07:27:00 PM
Ah, fuck it.

We'll leave Shecky there on top of it.

Perhaps we can run him an IV of OE so he'll be nice and comfortable when the torturing starts.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

hooplala

#484
January 19, 2006, 07:31:09 PM
I'm going to go listen to Enrico's police radio and see if anything is going down at the other studios . . . he's always had a thing about Regis . . .
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#485
January 19, 2006, 07:31:57 PM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaI'm going to go listen to Enrico's police radio and see if anything is going down at the other studios . . . he's always had a thing about Regis . . .

Check the "View." I think Enrico might be there molesting the hosts.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

LHX

#486
January 19, 2006, 07:32:51 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSC
Quote from: Baron von HooplaI'm going to go listen to Enrico's police radio and see if anything is going down at the other studios . . . he's always had a thing about Regis . . .

Check the "View." I think Enrico might be there molesting the hosts.

only if they are lucky
neat hell

Toots

#487
January 19, 2006, 08:21:26 PM
::runs in panting and out of breath::

Oh my gawd ::pant:: I just saw Enrico on the set of the Tyra Banks show::pant, pant::
He asked her when she got a face transplant ::pant::
and why she picked the face of a hobo transvestite hooker for the new one ::pant::
then he yanked off her weave ::pant::
when I ran out he was spraying Tyra's security with acid::pant::
it's not pretty over there...::passes out::
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce

hooplala

#488
January 19, 2006, 08:26:08 PM
Shit, I've been listening to old "Inner Sanctum" episodes instead of paying attention to bullitens.

I didn't know police radios played old shows . . . it's a good idea.  Anyone wanna listen to "Little Orphan Annie"?  It's coming up next.

Oh, and someone should do something about Enrico killing Tyra . . .

*turns back to radio*
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Diabo Salazore

#489
January 19, 2006, 08:31:33 PM
::wakes up from drunk stupor, moves TGRR off her back, struggles for a bit as one of TGRR's button's has caught in Diabo's back hair::

Phhffff...Tyra...that beyotch...she try to make bouncy bouncy with Enrico for long time. I TOLD him she is just a man with fake boobies, but would he listen? Diabo know all about sex change, how you think I got THIS body? HUH?
Husband never listen to wife. That is why Enrico and Diabo cannot be. Also because Diabo put poison in Enrico's beans and toast. Make him look like Viktor Yushchenko for two years! Was fun! ::giggles::
Diabo get a make-over, you like?

LHX

#490
January 19, 2006, 08:56:10 PM
i think salazar just got howard stern to shut up
neat hell

Shecky D. Albino

#491
January 20, 2006, 02:31:30 AM
Quote from: Enrico SalazarEnrico shall fill the gap between his front teeth with plastic explosives and blow off the front of his face, then he will become intimate with the gaping hole left behind, next he will take a small brush and dip it into the open skull and write a beautiful poem to Bella on the parchment Enrico will make from the skin on his back - will be beautiful.

All of the flesh will be roasted on a spit, and served to Enrico's audience, the bones will be stripped and fashioned into Enrico's new chair to go behind talk show desk.


Apology accepted.
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#492
January 20, 2006, 06:57:30 PM
Enrico needs to find Jesus' Motorbike.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

#493
January 22, 2006, 07:46:22 PM
Sorry, I just sold it to a Welshman.
Synaptyclypse Generator Publishing Sect, POEE International Resource Center

LHX

#494
January 22, 2006, 09:08:32 PM
anybody got a snowmobile i could borrow?
neat hell
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