Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

<shoots a former hostage>

[Diabo Salazore]

Is my eyes! They is not what they used to be. Too many late nights spent staring at bottom of lighter fluid bottles, Diabo thinks.
Also, Diabo suspect Chernobyl vacation resort brochure was not complete infomation, because waiters glow in the dark. Maybe Diabo should not spend 3 months there???

But I loves small people, you know! Diabo take Puerto Rico midget home last week! He not small everywhere!  

Tell Diabo, now that Enrico is major super American TV star, what will poor Salazore childrens do? Who is going to be leader?

[Diabo Salazore]

<shoots a former hostage>

Oh look Enrico, so cute! Hostage make poomp in pance. Still twitching! Ha ha ha.

[Shecky D. Albino]

<shoots a former hostage>

Hey!  That was the dwarf who looks like Mr. T!

What the fuck do you people have against midgets, anyway?

Quick, cover him before Enrico sees!  He was on the demands list!

[Enrico Salazar]

NO!!  Not Baby T!

(breaks down weeping

Anyway.

Children of Salazore are now under Del Mar's "protection" - which means Enrico considers them lower than the cookerachas . . . when Enrico finds Salazore he will sink the fucking blob of shit.

His sites are set on world now, fuck-sock.

[Diabo Salazore]

Schecky!
Diabo miss you! Come here give Diabo a kiss.

(barfs in Shecky's face)

Why you back away, Diabo say give me a kiss!!!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

<stabbinates 23 audience members>

<disappears in a cloud of tequila vapors>

[Shecky D. Albino]

*gags*

Good Lord!  That smells like hobo semen...

*runs off stage like wounded little girl*

[Diabo Salazore]

<stabbinates 23 audience members>

<disappears in a cloud of tequila vapors>

Woo hoo!!! Look, is a party in audience!!

This Diabo's favourite part of show.

(gets off stage to do the twist in pools of blood on the floor)

[Diabo Salazore]

*gags*

Good Lord!  That smells like hobo semen...

*runs off stage like wounded little girl*

(giggles from the floor)

Shecky find out Diabo's secret!!

(continues dancing)

[Enrico Salazar]

Shecky - come back!

It was time for some random comedy bit . . .

Eh.  Is ok, nothing was written anyway, Hugh stabbed all the writers to death.  All we have now is Baron von Hoopla - and believe Enrico nobody wants to read his shit.

Perhaps Diabo and Hugh should begin to French Kiss?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Shecky - come back!

It was time for some random comedy bit . . .

Eh.  Is ok, nothing was written anyway, Hugh stabbed all the writers to death.  All we have now is Baron von Hoopla - and believe Enrico nobody wants to read his shit.

Perhaps Diabo and Hugh should begin to French Kiss?

Nah. I don't do that French crap.

It's Finnish all the way, baby!

[Enrico Salazar]

Alright.  Finnish Kissing.

Drop your drawers, and make you legs into figure 8.  Enrico will get poolcue and we can begin.

[Diabo Salazore]

Shecky - come back!

It was time for some random comedy bit . . .

Eh.  Is ok, nothing was written anyway, Hugh stabbed all the writers to death.  All we have now is Baron von Hoopla - and believe Enrico nobody wants to read his shit.

Perhaps Diabo and Hugh should begin to French Kiss?

Nah. I don't do that French crap.

It's Finnish all the way, baby!

Alright!!! Diabo love Finnish kissing. That is when man drop his pance and bend over right?

Come here you little puss donut!

[Diabo Salazore]

Alright.  Finnish Kissing.

Drop your drawers, and make you legs into figure 8.  Enrico will get poolcue and we can begin.

Oooh, pool cue, even more fun than Diabo remember!