Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

[Enrico Salazar]

Salazore is placebo capitol of world.  We figure out early on that is much cheaper to give sugar candies to peoples instead of genuine drugs.

A few casualties, true, but you cannot make Kool Aid without breaking eggs, yes?

[Bella]

I tell you what........candy is always my drug of choice.
Just give me the chocolate and I'll be more than fine in about 10 minutes or so.

In fact, I just dosed myself with a nice hot, chocolate mocha with two shots of french roast coffee.

[Enrico Salazar]

Was not Salazorian mocha, Enrico hopes.  Otherwise it might have been laced with jajo.

Unless that is what Bella wants?

[Shecky D. Albino]

Okay, E.  Hoopla just dragged the mailbag in...

*fishes out a sheef of pink Ziggy stationery*

This one's a bit smeared... looks like tear stains...

Dearest Enrico,

First off, I'm a HUGE fan.  Love the show.  But lately I've been noticing a lot of back and forth between you and Shecky.  What about the rest of us?

(Shecky: actually Enrico, it says "what about the rest of me", but he scratched it out and put "us"...)

Agreed, Shecky is a sexy bastard, but come on!  Stop ignoring me!  I mean us...

Love and tickles,

TGRR

[Bella]

Was not Salazorian mocha, Enrico hopes.  Otherwise it might have been laced with jajo.

Unless that is what She Who Eats Souls wants?

Ummm......what's jajo?

[Enrico Salazar]

Okay, E.  Hoopla just dragged the mailbag in...

*fishes out a sheef of pink Ziggy stationery*

This one's a bit smeared... looks like tear stains...

Dearest Enrico,

First off, I'm a HUGE fan.  Love the show.  But lately I've been noticing a lot of back and forth between you and Shecky.  What about the rest of us?

(Shecky: actually Enrico, it says "what about the rest of me", but he scratched it out and put "us"...)

Agreed, Shecky is a sexy bastard, but come on!  Stop ignoring me!  I mean us...

Love and tickles,

TGRR

Is sad.

Is just like when Enrico was leader is Salazore.  Everyone wanted to be in cabinet so they could receive off-shore whores . . . does nobody love Enrico for Enrico??

All peoples are welcome on Enrico show.  Nobody frightens Enrico, so nobody concerns him that they will outshine him verbally.  Is impossible.

Look:  Enrico is the model of a modern major Generalissimo!

And that was while doing backflips!

Anyway, all peoples are welcome on Enrico's show.  Feel free to poke head in at any time and spout whatever drab and useless nonsense amuses you at the time.

Hoopla does.

[Shecky D. Albino]

*wipes a tear*

That was beautiful, E.  And you know what?  If we can help just one disgruntled fan, it makes the whole thing worthwhile...

[Bella]

*wipes a tear*

That was beautiful, E.  And you know what?  If we can help just one disgruntled fan, it makes the whole thing worthwhile...

::wonders if there is such a thing as a "gruntled fan"?::

[hooplala]

Ummm......what's jajo?

People in North America usually refer to it as 'cocaine'.

[Shecky D. Albino]

Ummm......what's jajo?

People in North America usually refer to it as 'cocaine'.

Really?  I always thought it was semen.  No wonder those Colombians are pissed at me...

[Bella]

Ah....sadly, I was forced to give it up for lent.  

[LMNO]

Ah....sadly, I was forced to give it up for lent.  

Cocaine, or semen?

[Shecky D. Albino]

Ah....sadly, I was forced to give it up for lent.  

Cocaine, or semen?

[LMNO]

You're not the only dirty old man around these parts, Sheckster...

[Enrico Salazar]

We should all form club.

"Dirty Motherfuckers"