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Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

Started by Enrico Salazar, January 04, 2006, 03:29:58 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#810
February 12, 2006, 10:02:33 PM
You know, I've always said that the way to bring this board back from the brink of oblivion is MORE ALTS.

Yep.  That'll fix everything.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#811
February 12, 2006, 10:04:15 PM
I think we need to take it beyond the brink of oblivion.  The best art is always produced by degeneration and near destruction.

The Good Reverend Roger

#812
February 12, 2006, 10:06:28 PM
Quote from: CainI think we need to take it beyond the brink of oblivion.  The best art is always produced by degeneration and near destruction.

Art?  Here?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

With about 3 exceptions, there hasn't been any art on this board for a year.  Just a pack of alts, hounding each other and everytbody else, while the "mods" stand by and make sure the right people "win".

Fuck this place.  Burn it down, and put it out of its misery.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#813
February 12, 2006, 10:09:01 PM
I've only been here a year and a bit....

The Good Reverend Roger

#814
February 12, 2006, 10:10:06 PM
Quote from: CainI've only been here a year and a bit....

You were here for the last sunny days, before this place turned into a sewer, then.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#815
February 12, 2006, 10:26:33 PM
how sad...
i missed the goodness too?
woe.

The Good Reverend Roger

#816
February 12, 2006, 10:30:23 PM
Quote from: mian tiao Fredhow sad...
i missed the goodness too?
woe.

This place was THE SHIT for about the first year and a half.

The fluff stayed up top, and the rants, etc, stayed down below.  But since mods don't mod here, unless they are helping one of their friends, the place turned into a clusterfuck.  Then EVERYONE had to have an alt, so they could stir shit.

And thus, you have the abortion we like to call "PD.com".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#817
February 12, 2006, 10:37:34 PM
that sucks...except abortions remind me of omlettes

The Good Reverend Roger

#818
February 12, 2006, 10:52:17 PM
Quote from: mian tiao Fredthat sucks...except abortions remind me of omlettes

:lol:

Noodle, you are one of the few reasons left for coming back here.

:lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

eighteen buddha strike

#819
February 13, 2006, 02:12:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: mian tiao Fredthat sucks...except abortions remind me of omlettes

:lol:

Fred, you are one of the few reasons left for coming back here.

:lol:

I confess, I feel obligated.

If I was the last active poster here, and the MGT finally decided to shut the wasted experiment down, I would feel justified.

Enrico Salazar

#820
February 13, 2006, 02:53:46 PM
It has been good run, faggots.

Enrico had good times, like when Baron von Hoopla was barbecued and beaten.  Happened few times, actually.  Or when Shecky and Roger started throwing jabs at each, but made out behind the set.  Was good time.  Or when Malaul completely destroyed Enrico's idea of the world and all things in it.  Never been same since.

That green velvet couch has been with Enrico through better times than his short forest.  Almost.

Before Enrico goes please permit him to sing song for all you ungrateful boars . . .

And now, end is near;
And so Enrico faces final curtain.
My faggots, I took it in rear,
all my guests received a good jerkin'.

Enrico lived life that,Äôs full.
he's traveled each and every hershey highway;
And more, much much much much more than this,
Enrico did it his way.

Regrets, he had none;
So do not even think to mention.
He did what he had to do
and those who wouldn't received a truncheon.

He lusted after  each glistening arse;
Each careful step along the byway,
But more, much more than this,
Enrico did it his way.

Yes, of course there were times, I,Äôm sure you knew
When Enrico swallowed more than he could do.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
he gobbled it up and spit it out.
He faced it all and then stood tall;
And did it his way.

Enrico loved, he laughed and cried.
even though Diabo never died.
And now, as tears subside,
He finds it all so amusing.

To think Enrico did all that;
And may he say - not in shy way,
No, oh no not he,
He did it his way.

For what is a man, what has he got?
some bits and pieces or a gargantuan cock.
To squeeze the things he truly feels;
And not the face of one who kneels.
The record shows Enrico took blows -
And did them his way!

Good-bye beautiful faggots, treat Noodle well for you are now watching Into The Night With Noodle And Friends
Did someone say gorgeous?

Shecky D. Albino

#821
February 13, 2006, 06:31:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerThis place was THE SHIT for about the first year and a half.

The fluff stayed up top, and the rants, etc, stayed down below.  But since mods don't mod here, unless they are helping one of their friends, the place turned into a clusterfuck.  Then EVERYONE had to have an alt, so they could stir shit.

And thus, you have the abortion we like to call "PD.com".

*sniff*   :cry:
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Shecky D. Albino

#822
February 13, 2006, 06:38:01 PM
Quote from: Mahna MahnaShecky? Shecky is that you? It's been so long since I've seen Statler and Waldorf. How are those two grumpuses?

I'm fan-fuckin-tastic!  Thank you so much for asking.

As for Statler and Waldorf...

Both dead.

Sadly that was the last photo snapped of the two before the Great Muppet-Pimp Turf Wars of 1984.  However, on  a positive note, Shecky inherited Waldorf's fishbowl platform shoes.  Still haven't figured out how to feed the little fuckers yet, but they've been going strong since 1978, so no worries.
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

The Good Reverend Roger

#823
February 14, 2006, 01:22:06 AM
Quote from: Shecky D. Albino
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerThis place was THE SHIT for about the first year and a half.

The fluff stayed up top, and the rants, etc, stayed down below.  But since mods don't mod here, unless they are helping one of their friends, the place turned into a clusterfuck.  Then EVERYONE had to have an alt, so they could stir shit.

And thus, you have the abortion we like to call "PD.com".

*sniff*   :cry:

Witty.

I think I'll spam the fuck out of you.

Just saying.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#824
February 14, 2006, 01:40:54 AM
FUCK


it says FRED and friends...

i dont have time for a show.
I HAVE PEOPLE TO OPRESS
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