Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

[LMNO]

Ah....sadly, I was forced to give it up for lent.  

Cocaine, or semen?

[Shecky D. Albino]

Ah....sadly, I was forced to give it up for lent.  

Cocaine, or semen?

[LMNO]

You're not the only dirty old man around these parts, Sheckster...

[Enrico Salazar]

We should all form club.

"Dirty Motherfuckers"

[Bella]

You people have such dirty minds. That's why I like you so much. There's no way I'm answering that question, except to state that I hadn't yet read Shecky's semen post when I posted my response.

[Enrico Salazar]

Enrico's favorite thing about this board is the secret knowledge that Bella is the filthiest of us all, she is also the most subtle.

[LMNO]

Subtle filth makes my pants tight.

[Shecky D. Albino]

*bangs gavel*

Welcome to the first ever meeting of the Dirty Motherfuckers Club.  We should vote for a president.  Nominees anyone?

[Enrico Salazar]

Enrico names himself El Presidente.

No more nominations, faggots.

First point of order:  More Full Frontal Nudity on this board. Fuck 'work safe'.

[Shecky D. Albino]

Man, I would have at least thought you'd wait to count the votes, find out yer trailing, and become president anyway.

Sorta like Dubya.

[Zurtok Khan]

Enrico, since you're El Presidente, can I be your dirty, dirty secretary boy?

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

[LMNO]

Enrico names himself El Presidente.

No more nominations, faggots.

First point of order:  More Full Frontal Nudity on this board. Fuck 'work safe'.

[Enrico Salazar]

El Presidente outranks mod.

Zurtok you can be secretary of Enrico's crotch, now when Enrico unzips it is time for you to take a letter.

Who wants to be treasurer?

[Shecky D. Albino]

*raises hand*

Ooh!  Me!  Pick me!

How many pintos to a guido again?

[Enrico Salazar]

Ten Pintos to a gouda.  But, seventeen Monchichi's to a Pinto.

Remember this.