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Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

Started by Enrico Salazar, January 04, 2006, 03:29:58 PM

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Shecky D. Albino

#210
January 07, 2006, 01:45:53 AM
Is Barbie wearing macrame?

Fucking shoot her.
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Cain

#211
January 07, 2006, 01:49:24 AM
Consider it done.



We have a better hostage anyway.



Man am I good or what?

Shecky D. Albino

#212
January 07, 2006, 01:56:31 AM
Looks like Dubya.

Fuckin shoot him, too.
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#213
January 07, 2006, 01:57:00 AM
Quote from: Shecky D. AlbinoIs Barbie wearing macrame?

Fucking shoot her.

It's either knitted or crocheted.

Cain

#214
January 07, 2006, 01:57:24 AM
It is.  We're keeping him for a special occasion though,

agent compassion

#215
January 07, 2006, 02:43:20 AM
The best time I ever had with a doll was when my brothers and I shoved fireworks up Barney's big purple butt and set them off. He was like Goatse Barney afterwards.

:twisted:

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Zurtok Khan

#216
January 07, 2006, 08:36:22 AM
Quote from: CainSpiritual Leader, Guru and Sacraficial Lamb in Case of Bad Things, lets be accurate.

We all know its Fnordiscordia who is the power behind the lavish and ever so slightly tasteless throne.  I just like to make things go BOOM, so they gave me some silly title like Chief of Operations or something to get me out of the way.

Are you calling me Spiritual Leader, Guru and Sacraficial Lamb?

Cause, dude, I ain't no Jesus.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Cain

#217
January 07, 2006, 01:15:35 PM
Of course not.  I meant Enr!co

Shecky D. Albino

#218
January 07, 2006, 08:56:40 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: Shecky D. AlbinoIs Barbie wearing macrame?

Fucking shoot her.

It's either knitted or crocheted.

Um... thanks?
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#219
January 07, 2006, 09:39:37 PM
Quote from: Shecky D. Albino
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: Shecky D. AlbinoIs Barbie wearing macrame?

Fucking shoot her.

It's either knitted or crocheted.

Um... thanks?

Well it wasn't macrame  :lol:  What kind of hippy are you, anyway :twisted:

Enrico Salazar

#220
January 08, 2006, 11:22:43 PM
Enrico and Shecky used to barbeque hippies . . . was fun in good old days.  Many backpackers came through Salazore . . . this is when Shecky was Minister of Defense in Salazore.
Did someone say gorgeous?

Shecky D. Albino

#221
January 08, 2006, 11:25:55 PM
Ooh - I'm surprised you mentioned that - that's what got Del Mar's leather panties in a bunch, wasn't it?
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

#222
January 08, 2006, 11:27:40 PM
Is true.

Del Mar was looking for any excuse though.  He first complained about Enrico spending 50% of budget on whores and pills.  Is stupid, that is budget of every world leader.
Did someone say gorgeous?

Shecky D. Albino

#223
January 08, 2006, 11:28:32 PM
Probably could have cut that price in half if you had used some of my girls.
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

#224
January 08, 2006, 11:29:54 PM
You know all too well that American whore will not do certain things Salazorian whores will do all too willingly.  

Is like apples and bowling balls.
Did someone say gorgeous?

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