Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

[Shecky D. Albino]

*Stares into camera.  Attempts a little soft-shoe.  Swallows hard*

[hooplala]

*shoved out onto stage by sweaty furry hands*

OOF!

Wha-th-fu-??  Salazar just shoved me out here and told me to "work it"  what is that supposed to mean?

[LMNO]

::ssssllluuurpp::

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What the fuck!?  EMPTY!!??  I need more fucking bourbon!  GODDAMN IT!  GIVE ME MORE MOTHERFUCKING BOURBON!!!

[hooplala]

Uhhhhhhhhhhh

*looks around for booze*

There are a lot of EMPTY bottles about . . . and it smells like a Chinese whorehouse . . . but . . .

[Shecky D. Albino]

Mmmmmmmm.  Chinese whores...

[LMNO]

BOURBON, MOTHERFUCKER!  NOW!

[hooplala]

*ignores LMNO*

*looks for a dry spot on couch and sits down*

Not bad.  Comfy.

I could get used to this.

*smiles into camera*

Hello.  Welcome to Into The Night With Hoopla And Acquaintances I am your host Baron Verulam von Hoopla . . . but my friends call me Bippy.

What should we talk about Shecky?

[LMNO]

YOU CAN TALK ABOUT GETTING ME ANOTHER FUCKING BOTTLE OF BOURBON, ASSHOLE.

[Shecky D. Albino]

Um.  Are you sure this is such a good idea?

Isn't this what started the whole Del Mar-Enrico feud.

*looks around nervously*

[hooplala]

If Salazar handed the country to Del Mar the way he just handed over this show the fucker deserved it.

*turns to LMNO*

I'm the host now, there are underlings for that type of thing.  Go see the Android or Hugh . . .

[LHX]

enrico wont be happy if hoopla gets good reviews for his stand-in

[Shecky D. Albino]

*furry hand lobs hand grenade onto stage*

You never fuckin listen Baron.  Fuckin Canadian-Germans...

*Dives from couch, leaving von Hoopla to fend for himself*

[hooplala]

*explosion throws Hoopla into audience*

ARRGGGHHHHH---

[Enrico Salazar]

(curtains open to reveal Enrico in a deep red silk kimono)

Hello faggots.

Enrico feels much better now.

(moves toward smoking couch)

Into the night with Hoopla and acquaintances . . . so sad and pathetic.  So needy.  So depressing.

[LHX]

somebody cue the dancers



where the hell are the dancers??