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Started by East Coast Hustle, February 05, 2006, 01:37:46 AM

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hooplala

Quote from: LHXcan you imagine that?
to suggest that nothing that comes out of your mouth is an opinion?

Yes.

It sounds like every 'expert' I've ever heard, be it Xtian, Muslim, Scientist, Feminist, Political Analyst, Sports Announcer, Celebrity, or some of our experts around here.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

LHX

you would think that experts would find it difficult to talk with all the shit in their mouths
and the dryness in their brains



but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo



good ol technology
neat hell

hooplala

Exactly.

With the invention of the innernets EVERYONE is a fucking genius.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

LHX

Quote from: Baron von HooplaExactly.

With the invention of the innernets EVERYONE is a fucking genius.

and yet so few are entertaining




i motion that one of the qualities of 'genius' is 'ability to entertain'
neat hell

LMNO

Quote from: LHXcan you imagine that?
to suggest that nothing that comes out of your mouth is an opinion?

Um.. that would be Dick Cheney, Don Rumsfeld, etc etc...

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: East Coast Hustleis utter BULLSHIT.

the tendency among discordians to try to validate everyone and everything is not only incredibly annoying, but a major reason why we tend to spend all of our time talking and bitching on the intarweb and not going out into the real world and trying to improve our collective situation.

after all, if everyone's opinion is valid, and there are no wrong answers, then GWB was perfectly justified in invading Iraq, there's no need to try to implement economic reforms, gerrymandering of congressional districts and rampant abuse of campaign finance laws are nothing to worry about, you really don't NEED your civil liberties, and the exponentially-increasing income gap and resulting downward socio-economic mobility of the middle class will not cause massive upheaval and a paradigm shift in our standard of living.

oh, and your girlfriend's mustache doesn't make her any less attractive.

edit: and for anyone who wants to respond with something along the lines of "that's YOUR problem, you stupid American", please tell me what you think the standard of living in YOUR country will be like after America turns into a continent-spanning re-enactment of "Escape From New York"

ECH,
just decided that relativism is a crock of shit

bump.
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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

B23.77

Lies!  All lies!  They'll eat you in your sleep, just because they can.

B_M_W

Quote from: B23.77Lies!  All lies!  They'll eat you in your sleep, just because they can.

Who. are. you?!
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0


6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

B23.77

No!  You made me screw up my 1111th post.  1111!  It was 1111!  I'm B23.77, just another victim of dysfunction junction.


B_M_W

Quote from: B23.77W.h.o. are yew?

I was just asking cause you got over a thousand posts and I don't recall a name like yours.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0


6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Cain

You're the same poster as Ben, aren't you?  Or have I got it mixed up again?

B23.77

Oh.  I haven't posted under this moniker in a long time.  The place needs a tune-up and ignorance is my way of fixing things.

B_M_W

Quote from: B23.77Oh.  I haven't posted under this moniker in a long time.  The place needs a tune-up and ignorance is my way of fixing things.

Dude, look in Princ. Discu. We're undergoing a renaisance here. No tuneup needed.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0


6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

B23.77

Quote from: CainYou're the same poster as Ben, aren't you?  Or have I got it mixed up again?
Yep, I was Bencalypse, Schizzy, and Uncle Spam.  Thought I'd rev up B23.77 again.