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Started by East Coast Hustle, February 05, 2006, 01:37:46 AM

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East Coast Hustle

February 05, 2006, 01:37:46 AM
is utter BULLSHIT.

the tendency among discordians to try to validate everyone and everything is not only incredibly annoying, but a major reason why we tend to spend all of our time talking and bitching on the intarweb and not going out into the real world and trying to improve our collective situation.

after all, if everyone's opinion is valid, and there are no wrong answers, then GWB was perfectly justified in invading Iraq, there's no need to try to implement economic reforms, gerrymandering of congressional districts and rampant abuse of campaign finance laws are nothing to worry about, you really don't NEED your civil liberties, and the exponentially-increasing income gap and resulting downward socio-economic mobility of the middle class will not cause massive upheaval and a paradigm shift in our standard of living.

oh, and your girlfriend's mustache doesn't make her any less attractive.

edit: and for anyone who wants to respond with something along the lines of "that's YOUR problem, you stupid American", please tell me what you think the standard of living in YOUR country will be like after America turns into a continent-spanning re-enactment of "Escape From New York"

ECH,
just decided that relativism is a crock of shit
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
February 05, 2006, 02:12:45 AM
IAWTCS.

Best thing that's been said in this shithole in ages.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#2
February 05, 2006, 02:22:14 AM
thanks. that was just a little poomplet. the real hateshittery will be returning soon.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
February 05, 2006, 02:47:34 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustlethanks. that was just a little poomplet. the real hateshittery will be returning soon.

Not from me, it won't.

I have to warn you against this sort of thing, dude.  Take it for what it is worth.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#4
February 05, 2006, 01:46:30 PM
Its especially funny when you think about where it came from.  Hassan ibn al-Sabbah, the founder of the Assassins.  The phrase was used as a motto for them, but only to inspire critical thinking and break away religious conditioning, as part of their training.  And even in that system the final revelation of the highest degree was that action was all that mattered, as all beliefs are false.

Of course, those Assassins who jumped to their death on the command of Sabbah found out soon enough there were some Universal truths one didnt need to believe in to be true, like jmping off a castle may kill you.

LHX

#5
February 05, 2006, 03:20:06 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustlemassive upheaval

stop teasing
neat hell

hooplala

#6
February 05, 2006, 08:57:49 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustleis utter BULLSHIT.

the tendency among discordians to try to validate everyone and everything is not only incredibly annoying, but a major reason why we tend to spend all of our time talking and bitching on the intarweb and not going out into the real world and trying to improve our collective situation.

after all, if everyone's opinion is valid, and there are no wrong answers, then GWB was perfectly justified in invading Iraq, there's no need to try to implement economic reforms, gerrymandering of congressional districts and rampant abuse of campaign finance laws are nothing to worry about, you really don't NEED your civil liberties, and the exponentially-increasing income gap and resulting downward socio-economic mobility of the middle class will not cause massive upheaval and a paradigm shift in our standard of living.

oh, and your girlfriend's mustache doesn't make her any less attractive.

edit: and for anyone who wants to respond with something along the lines of "that's YOUR problem, you stupid American", please tell me what you think the standard of living in YOUR country will be like after America turns into a continent-spanning re-enactment of "Escape From New York"

ECH,
just decided that relativism is a crock of shit


Mind if I yoink for the book?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

BADGE OF HONOR

#7
February 06, 2006, 02:36:51 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustleis utter BULLSHIT.
ECH,
just decided that relativism is a crock of shit
Only just now?  Kind of a late bloomer, are we?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
February 06, 2006, 02:41:52 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God
Quote from: East Coast Hustleis utter BULLSHIT.
ECH,
just decided that relativism is a crock of shit
Only just now?  Kind of a late bloomer, are we?

He'll be quoting Ayn Rand within a week.


" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#9
February 06, 2006, 03:57:40 AM
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla
Mind if I yoink for the book?

please do.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Zurtok Khan

#10
February 06, 2006, 08:14:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God
Quote from: East Coast Hustleis utter BULLSHIT.
ECH,
just decided that relativism is a crock of shit
Only just now?  Kind of a late bloomer, are we?

He'll be quoting Ayn Rand within a week.



Hrrm, you said that and I was going to go find some Ayd Rand quote to post to annoy you.  But, they're all so fucking retarded, I deserve to be whipped, beaten, and have salt rubbed into my wounds for even thinking of it.

Please, someone put me into someone elses misery, NOW.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Cain

#11
February 06, 2006, 08:24:13 AM
Didnt you used to have a Rand quote in your sig?

Zurtok Khan

#12
February 06, 2006, 09:36:53 AM
Quote from: CainDidnt you used to have a Rand quote in your sig?

Yes, but I'd only ever read that one until today.

And, I deserve more beatings for it.  Alot more.

Please forgive me for subjecting you to...her.

Eww.

:(
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Cain

#13
February 06, 2006, 09:40:35 AM
Atlas cried.

eighteen buddha strike

#14
February 06, 2006, 10:22:25 AM
I'm a grown-ass-man.
I do what I want.

Quote from: ECH, BISH!
oh, and your girlfriend's mustache doesn't make her any less attractive.

I fuck jewish girls. Just sayin.

(not to be insensitive, I actually respect woman, I'm just crazy drunk.)

Oh, and wops, I dig hair.

O_o
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