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« Reply #195 on: October 23, 2012, 12:36:03 am »
Boy...

There you go..

The Muslims got hijacked too..

Go drink some of your black gold..

And watch for how long you point the finger.. one day it might get pointed back at you..

Yellow... Only someone who claims to be innocuous while reaping the benefit of their rape and murder of untold billions and then kavetching about how they "too" 'have to pay at the pump' can be considered the utter and complete negative influence on society (not to mention the ultimate hypocrite)... unless you work for the oil industry as a proponent as to how to stop the irrevocable harm that you are doing, well there really are no words... Maybe you turn the oil in to pixie dust that offsets all the negative influences of oil... whatever the case may be, I sincerely support you in your plight.. especially the ones that don't turn said billions into wage slaves... and also outright slaves... maybe you work on increasing fuel efficiency.. maybe you don't.. call me a 'hippie' but as soon as you call me that you are a yuppie.. and it disgusts me that I even have to write this, because as we all know, we should all be fueled by the friction of time against space... which, having read the Trilogy, should be powering us all... or did you forget the ending?

eh?

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« Reply #196 on: October 23, 2012, 12:53:15 am »
What in sweet gibbering fuck.  :lulz:

OMG ROGER AS THE MAINTENANCE MANAGER OF A PLANT OWNED BY AN OIL COMPANY YOU ARE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR CHANGING THE ENTIRE WORLD'S DEPENDENCE ON OIL AND POWER EVERYTHING WITH COMPLETE AND FIGURATIVE BULLSHIT.  THIS IS YOUR JOB ALONE. WHY ARENT YOU DOING YOUR JOB, ROGER?
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As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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« Reply #197 on: October 23, 2012, 12:56:21 am »
Yellow... Only someone who claims to be innocuous while reaping the benefit of their rape and murder of untold billions and then kavetching about how they "too" 'have to pay at the pump' can be considered the utter and complete negative influence on society (not to mention the ultimate hypocrite)... unless you work for the oil industry as a proponent as to how to stop the irrevocable harm that you are doing, well there really are no words... Maybe you turn the oil in to pixie dust that offsets all the negative influences of oil... whatever the case may be, I sincerely support you in your plight.. especially the ones that don't turn said billions into wage slaves... and also outright slaves... maybe you work on increasing fuel efficiency.. maybe you don't.. call me a 'hippie' but as soon as you call me that you are a yuppie.. and it disgusts me that I even have to write this, because as we all know, we should all be fueled by the friction of time against space... which, having read the Trilogy, should be powering us all... or did you forget the ending?

eh?

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But it's perfectly okay for YOU to benefit from oil, of course.  That's different, right?  Using it is fine, and slamming the people who produce it is fine, and there's no fucking hypocrisy there, is there?

And fuck the trilogy.  The ending was James Joyce nonsense for which RAW should have been beaten.  And let me know how well "the friction of time against space" keeps your fucking house warm this winter, and how many miles you get off a fucking tank.

Useless fucking airhead.
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« Reply #198 on: October 23, 2012, 12:59:56 am »
What in sweet gibbering fuck.  :lulz:

OMG ROGER AS THE MAINTENANCE MANAGER OF A PLANT OWNED BY AN OIL COMPANY YOU ARE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR CHANGING THE ENTIRE WORLD'S DEPENDENCE ON OIL AND POWER EVERYTHING WITH COMPLETE AND FIGURATIVE BULLSHIT.  THIS IS YOUR JOB ALONE. WHY ARENT YOU DOING YOUR JOB, ROGER?

Because I like to run protestors over with a forklift, while spraying hydrocarbons all over the countryside, of course.

Zara's a typical useless fucking hippie.  He wants all the benefits of society, so that he can scream about how those benefits arrive, either in the form of oil, or food, or anything else.

He is the ULTIMATE spoiled & entitled American.  He's a damn CARICATURE.

And he's been posting here on and off for 7 years, so it isn't like he's some 16 year old that hasn't figured things out yet.  He's had years, and he still acts like a petulant child.

"WE CAN FUEL OURSELVES WITH THE FRICTION OF TIME AGAINST SPACE!"
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« Reply #199 on: October 23, 2012, 01:06:20 am »
It's good for a laugh, though. He really believes this crap, that you are actually evil because you work for big oil, and that he's Got It, For Real, The Secret of the Universe.
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


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« Reply #200 on: October 23, 2012, 01:06:36 am »
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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« Reply #201 on: October 23, 2012, 01:07:14 am »
It's good for a laugh, though. He really believes this crap, that you are actually evil because you work for big oil, and that he's Got It, For Real, The Secret of the Universe.

Sure.  And that his USING oil is okay, but PRODUCING it isn't.

Because oil should only be squeezed out of fresh unicorn turds.
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« Reply #202 on: October 23, 2012, 01:12:57 am »
Well, DUH.  :lulz:
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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« Reply #203 on: October 23, 2012, 01:13:40 am »
I don't know who to quote, but I'll sum it up like this:

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« Reply #204 on: October 23, 2012, 01:16:24 am »
Yellow... Only someone who claims to be innocuous while reaping the benefit of their rape and murder of untold billions and then kavetching about how they "too" 'have to pay at the pump' can be considered the utter and complete negative influence on society (not to mention the ultimate hypocrite)... unless you work for the oil industry as a proponent as to how to stop the irrevocable harm that you are doing, well there really are no words... Maybe you turn the oil in to pixie dust that offsets all the negative influences of oil... whatever the case may be, I sincerely support you in your plight.. especially the ones that don't turn said billions into wage slaves... and also outright slaves... maybe you work on increasing fuel efficiency.. maybe you don't.. call me a 'hippie' but as soon as you call me that you are a yuppie.. and it disgusts me that I even have to write this, because as we all know, we should all be fueled by the friction of time against space... which, having read the Trilogy, should be powering us all... or did you forget the ending?

eh?

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But it's perfectly okay for YOU to benefit from oil, of course.  That's different, right?  Using it is fine, and slamming the people who produce it is fine, and there's no fucking hypocrisy there, is there?

And fuck the trilogy.  The ending was James Joyce nonsense for which RAW should have been beaten.  And let me know how well "the friction of time against space" keeps your fucking house warm this winter, and how many miles you get off a fucking tank.

Useless fucking airhead.

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« Reply #205 on: October 23, 2012, 01:17:49 am »
Ah, he's clearly herping his derp.
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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« Reply #206 on: October 23, 2012, 01:18:30 am »
Yellow... Only someone who claims to be innocuous while reaping the benefit of their rape and murder of untold billions and then kavetching about how they "too" 'have to pay at the pump' can be considered the utter and complete negative influence on society (not to mention the ultimate hypocrite)... unless you work for the oil industry as a proponent as to how to stop the irrevocable harm that you are doing, well there really are no words... Maybe you turn the oil in to pixie dust that offsets all the negative influences of oil... whatever the case may be, I sincerely support you in your plight.. especially the ones that don't turn said billions into wage slaves... and also outright slaves... maybe you work on increasing fuel efficiency.. maybe you don't.. call me a 'hippie' but as soon as you call me that you are a yuppie.. and it disgusts me that I even have to write this, because as we all know, we should all be fueled by the friction of time against space... which, having read the Trilogy, should be powering us all... or did you forget the ending?

eh?

foul brained corrupter of penultimate eviltm

But it's perfectly okay for YOU to benefit from oil, of course.  That's different, right?  Using it is fine, and slamming the people who produce it is fine, and there's no fucking hypocrisy there, is there?

And fuck the trilogy.  The ending was James Joyce nonsense for which RAW should have been beaten.  And let me know how well "the friction of time against space" keeps your fucking house warm this winter, and how many miles you get off a fucking tank.

Useless fucking airhead.

There is no emoticon for this...

Inspecta Deck fool..

And yes, we all do have a choice.. One has a choice as to how one would invest their time.. you obviously have chosen wrong,, and are taking discordia with it..

Now lets all beat up the ghost of Robert Anton Wilson...

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« Reply #207 on: October 23, 2012, 01:20:37 am »
You're seriously a moron.   :lulz:

If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


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« Reply #208 on: October 23, 2012, 01:22:36 am »
I've never even read RAW. I was under the impression I wasn't missing much.
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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« Reply #209 on: October 23, 2012, 01:29:18 am »
I don't know who to quote, but I'll sum it up like this:

"Kennedy had it coming to him"

Not getting shot in the head is a matter of personal responsibility.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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