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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #225 on: October 23, 2012, 03:43:56 am »
How do I quote the last two pages and then quote what you just said...

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eh?

 
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« Reply #226 on: October 23, 2012, 03:45:21 am »
How do I quote the last two pages and then quote what you just said...

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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #227 on: October 23, 2012, 03:47:37 am »
How do I quote the last two pages and then quote what you just said...

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that demands some explanation

or are we at retarteder and retartederer?

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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #228 on: October 23, 2012, 03:49:17 am »


that demands some explanation


Life's tough, wear a hat.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #229 on: October 23, 2012, 03:52:19 am »


that demands some explanation


Life's tough, wear a hat.

yeah.. a hat, and a fucking kevlar sweatsuit (w/ skimask)
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« Reply #230 on: October 23, 2012, 04:35:56 am »


that demands some explanation


Life's tough, wear a hat.

yeah.. a hat, and a fucking kevlar sweatsuit (w/ skimask)

Im too lazy right now to dig back into this thread and get any context on this shit. So all Im gonna say is I just left a thread where Hirley0 was talking about Russia and Electrons and that made FAR more sense than any of the shit you are spouting right now.
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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #231 on: October 23, 2012, 04:20:37 pm »
I once tried to power my house with the friction of space and time.  It chafed really bad, though.

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« Reply #232 on: October 24, 2012, 12:00:08 pm »
and it disgusts me that I even have to write this, because as we all know, we should all be fueled by the friction of time against space... which, having read the Trilogy, should be powering us all... or did you forget the ending?

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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #233 on: October 24, 2012, 12:42:14 pm »
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« Reply #234 on: October 24, 2012, 03:07:54 pm »
Guys, I'm pretty sure Zara's not all there.

As such, I won't be continuing fucking with him, as much as it pains me.
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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #235 on: October 24, 2012, 10:35:54 pm »
Guys, I'm pretty sure Zara's not all there.

As such, I won't be continuing fucking with him, as much as it pains me.

Yeah, I'm with you on that one.
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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #236 on: October 28, 2012, 05:32:19 am »

"I'm not mad man! I'm ill!"

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Uuuuhhh, no. It's RAW (quoted in the PD) and it's "I'm MAD but NOT ill."

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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #237 on: November 12, 2012, 10:17:23 pm »
You knolw what a good discordian book is...? the audiobook of the novel adaptation of the movie Friday!

In the book version there is a long discussion about the rights of those who cannot speak for themselves..

but then smokey still says:

"You got knocked the F' out!"

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« Reply #238 on: November 12, 2012, 10:25:17 pm »

"I'm not mad man! I'm ill!"

(paraphrased from the principia)

Uuuuhhh, no. It's RAW (quoted in the PD) and it's "I'm MAD but NOT ill."

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"Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill"
(Werewolf Bridge, Robert Anton Wison)

Good luck with that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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Re: List of Discordian books
« Reply #239 on: November 12, 2012, 11:43:24 pm »
You know what's another good discordian book: A brief history of time and space;
Also the torah  :fnord:
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