Ask me anything about fending off wild animals.

[Bella]

Thank you.
My ex took it upon himself to sneak over and gas them.
Pisses me off.

WGDs?

Hey, if you are looking for helpful hints with the asshole, you know where to find me.

It's okay.
I just remembered that his beloved pickup is in my name and not his. Mwahahhaaaaaa.

[Malaul]

AW YEAH


niceeeeeeeeee

[Bella]

AW YEAH


niceeeeeeeeee

Yup. Bella has the upper hand now.
He's gonna shape up big time once he realizes the pink slip is in my name and not his.  

[The Good Reverend Roger]

AW YEAH


niceeeeeeeeee

Yup. Bella has the upper hand now.
He's gonna shape up big time once he realizes the pink slip is in my name and not his.  

Paint it MAUVE.

[Malaul]

AW YEAH


niceeeeeeeeee

Yup. Bella has the upper hand now.
He's gonna shape up big time once he realizes the pink slip is in my name and not his.  

::grin::

[Bella]

AW YEAH


niceeeeeeeeee

Yup. Bella has the upper hand now.
He's gonna shape up big time once he realizes the pink slip is in my name and not his.  

::grin::

I'm gonna break the good news to him tomorrow morning.

[Bella]

Illusion's here with me now.
Maybe we'll go break the good news to him tonight.

PS: I'm especially fond of the color MAUVE.

[Malaul]

i think you should just break him
with a 2 x 4

[Tumani Le Lazy Arsonist]

Poor goffers *tear* their tiny holes and homes turned into a miniature aushwetze demonstration by nazi goffer haters. every time a race or species becomes too smart they get genocided. the goffers are simply the newest species on the hit list. we should train and arm them in goffer guerilla warfare. THEN they can free their tiny bodies from the yoke of oppressive regime!


-note: has anyone seen my awesome country, Discordis? im doing soooo awesome ^^ i vote that the goffer nation is relocated there, and given its own reservation.-

[Bella]

Thank you. So kind of you to offer asylum.
What a comfort it is to know that the gophers of the world will soon be free from genocide.
Can't you just see their little helmeted heads poking up from the bunkers they are so well equipped to dig?

PS: The ex just got the good news.
He didn't take it at all well.

[Malaul]

details woman!!!

[Bella]

He came over to push his weight around and I told him how glad I was to see him today. He asked what I was doing and I said picking out a color to paint my pickup...... and would he mind moving his tool box out of the back and taking the shotgun out of the cab?

I showed him the original loan papers (in my name) and the pink slip and insurance papers (also in my name) and he started to shake. And said he was sorry he'd been "kinda hard" on me lately and what could he do to make things better?

PS: You reckon he's remembered yet that his storage unit full of expensive tools is also in my name?  

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

He came over to push his weight around and I told him how glad I was to see him today. He asked what I was doing and I said picking out a color to paint my pickup...... and would he mind moving his tool box out of the back and taking the shotgun out of the cab?

I showed him the original loan papers (in my name) and the pink slip and insurance papers (also in my name) and he started to shake. And said he was sorry he'd been "kinda hard" on me lately and what could he do to make things better?

PS: You reckon he's remembered yet that his storage unit full of expensive tools is also in my name?  

"ownership" rocks.





The lesson... don't play power games when you have no power.

[Bella]

Yeah, that's the big lesson, alright.


and another lesson is take all the important paperwork with you when you move out.

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

Yeah, that's the big lesson, alright.


and another lesson is take all the important paperwork with you when you move out.

sure... thats a good one too.