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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 19, 2003, 11:11:36 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#135
May 28, 2004, 08:31:52 PM
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHe came over to push his weight around and I told him how glad I was to see him today. He asked what I was doing and I said picking out a color to paint my pickup...... and would he mind moving his tool box out of the back and taking the shotgun out of the cab?

I showed him the original loan papers (in my name) and the pink slip and insurance papers (also in my name) and he started to shake. And said he was sorry he'd been "kinda hard" on me lately and what could he do to make things better?

PS: You reckon he's remembered yet that his storage unit full of expensive tools is also in my name?  :twisted:
"ownership" rocks.





The lesson... don't play power games when you have no power.

And the tard just got OWNED.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#136
May 28, 2004, 08:32:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHe came over to push his weight around and I told him how glad I was to see him today. He asked what I was doing and I said picking out a color to paint my pickup...... and would he mind moving his tool box out of the back and taking the shotgun out of the cab?

I showed him the original loan papers (in my name) and the pink slip and insurance papers (also in my name) and he started to shake. And said he was sorry he'd been "kinda hard" on me lately and what could he do to make things better?

PS: You reckon he's remembered yet that his storage unit full of expensive tools is also in my name?  :twisted:
"ownership" rocks.





The lesson... don't play power games when you have no power.

And the tard just got OWNED.
Yesssss, he did!

Isn't it great?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#137
May 28, 2004, 08:41:52 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYesssss, he did!

Isn't it great?

Well, I guess YOU didn't need advice on this particular animal.

Though i must admit, I would have done the same, or worse, to the gophers.

Rev Roger,
Hates gophers.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#138
May 28, 2004, 08:44:37 PM
Yeah, but you wouldn't have done it so sneakily on property that wasn't yours just to be mean to me, would you?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#139
May 28, 2004, 08:45:11 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYeah, but you wouldn't have done it so sneakily on property that wasn't yours just to be mean to me, would you?

No.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#140
May 28, 2004, 08:47:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYeah, but you wouldn't have done it so sneakily on property that wasn't yours just to be mean to me, would you?

No.
I know.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#141
May 28, 2004, 08:50:36 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYeah, but you wouldn't have done it so sneakily on property that wasn't yours just to be mean to me, would you?

No.
I know.

Sorry if I seem unattentive, but I'm nuking a sticky thread in apple talk.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#142
May 28, 2004, 08:55:56 PM
No problem, I'm double tasking at the moment myself.
Just mopped the kitchen floor and took out the garbage.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Bella

#143
June 02, 2004, 06:29:23 AM
The gophers are baaaack!

:twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#144
June 02, 2004, 07:40:25 AM
Shotguns are immediately effective against gophers, though that doesn't say anything about poultry.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bella

#145
June 02, 2004, 07:52:06 AM
No. I like the gophers cuz they piss my ex off.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Anonymous

#146
June 05, 2004, 11:18:44 PM
ok, i have about 500 cows coming my way... they are charging... they are angry... they are rabid... they are MAD... HELP!!!

bob-o

#147
June 05, 2004, 11:19:37 PM
that previous post was me...
"the use of fasteners is to be next to godliness" - R.H.Howes

gnimbley

#148
June 06, 2004, 12:37:04 AM
You know what Eris would say.

"Well, just get out of the way then."

The Good Reverend Roger

#149
June 06, 2004, 06:27:42 AM
Quote from: Anonymousok, i have about 500 cows coming my way... they are charging... they are angry... they are rabid... they are MAD... HELP!!!

Wear dark sunglasses, and give them bad directions.

Just in case, though, duct tape two razor sharp tomahawks to your hands.

It's always worked for me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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