Ask me anything about fending off wild animals.

[Rupert Giles]

Roj, you have to remember something.

Being God isn't easy.  If you do too much, people will come to depend upon you.  You have to use a light touch, like a pick-pocket or a safe cracker.

I prefer the old testament "Smash everything" approach.

If plagues, sores, and strange growths on peoples' necks make them depend on me, then I guess I'm just a "people diety".

Don't forget a good ol' fashioned 'killing of the first born.'

*Sniffle.  Wipes tear from eye*

Ah, the good old days, when you knew where a god stood on capital punishment.

Nuking Sodom and Gammorah was a nice touch, too.

Lets the little people know you care.

And after you've completely destroyed a city, why not turn some stupid woman into a pillar of salt for disobeying your orders?

That's what I call a classic.

Yep.  Just let's them know that you're paying attention.

Who'd that silly girl think she was, anyway?

Probably thought she was some 'societal equal,' what with 'rights' and the ability to 'own her own property.'

thanks for breakin the meta-quote
I was startin to get dizzy

Long live the Meta-Quote!

ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS!  DISCORDIA!  FNORD!

[Rupert Giles]

So, can you answer a question for me?



(Sorry for the crappy editing job.  I've been up a while. )

[Malaul]

your sittin on it

[MedeoPlusPlus]

So, can you answer a question for me?

*cough*twink*cough*

[Malaul]

wow
I didnt know twinkies could cough

[MedeoPlusPlus]

wow
I didnt know twinkies could cough

Sure they can

They just need special equipment to do it

[Malaul]

youde think that would hurt

[Rupert Giles]

wow
I didnt know twinkies could cough

Sure they can

They just need special equipment to do it

That's no ordinary Twinky!  MY GODS!  It's an undead celestial dragon Ooze Twinky!  We're done for!

[Malaul]

RUN FOR COVER!!!

^^dives into Gnimlbeys house^^

[Rupert Giles]

Don't worry!  I have a plan!

I'll burn my constitution to cast a Wish Spell, slaying the dreaded Twinkie, (recieving full Experience) and then resurrect it as my undead undead familiar!

[MedeoPlusPlus]

I'll burn my constitution

Hey, just like Bush!

[Rupert Giles]

I'll burn my constitution

Hey, just like Bush!

Or Raistlin Majere, when he took the Black Robes.

Ever notice how Final Fantasy 1 and Dragonlance have similarities?

[gnimbley]

RUN FOR COVER!!!

^^dives into Gnimlbeys house^^

Hey!

Oh, hi. Ah, coffee is over there. The cookies are in the BIG jar.
Pizza is, uh, well, forget the pizza. Don't mind fluffy. She's
harmless.  Really.

[Malaul]

just remember fluffy
to me
you are an appitizer

[MedeoPlusPlus]

Is it just me, or does Malaul kinda have more of an attitude today than usual?