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Ask me anything about fending off wild animals.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 19, 2003, 11:11:36 PM

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Shibboleet The Annihilator


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Fnordiscordia
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI am an expert in this field.

Could a well placed .357 round take down a prairie squid?

Um yeah.  In fact, all you would have left would be blood & tentacles.

But why would you shoot such a harmless creature?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Drunken Monkey Cabal


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: DiLwha the fuck is a prarie squid?

Google, n00b.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Drunken Monkey Cabal


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: DiLah some shitty sub genui thing

Fact.  It was a side joke, until Hugh ran it into the ground.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Drunken Monkey Cabal

ran into the ground?

ploughed into the ground with a sub oribital laser would have been more acurate

when he eventually comes back i wonder if he could explain to me wtf is up with all these retarded animals.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: DiLran into the ground?

ploughed into the ground with a sub oribital laser would have been more acurate

when he eventually comes back i wonder if he could explain to me wtf is up with all these retarded animals.

It's simple, really.  Hugh was - tragically - born without an imagination.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Drunken Monkey Cabal

also a sense of humour

you may be an arsehole roger but at least ur funny sometimes. mr hugh has the self dillisuion that he is a comical genius

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: DiLalso a sense of humour

you may be an arsehole roger but at least ur funny sometimes. mr hugh has the self dillisuion that he is a comical genius

Heh.  This is because I am an asshole first, the comedy just happens.

Hugh still thinks "What does this have to do with goat cheese?" is hysterical.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Donkeyotay


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: DonkeyotayI blame all the Tequila :?  :twisted:

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator


Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Fnordiscordia
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI am an expert in this field.

Could a well placed .357 round take down a prairie squid?

Um yeah.  In fact, all you would have left would be blood & tentacles.

But why would you shoot such a harmless creature?

Maybe I was thinking of scrids...

Then again I've wondered what a .50 would do to a squirrel (don't worry, it was a bad squirrel).

Clichés_Dyed_4_My_Sins

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI am an expert in this field.

I can just see the beginning of the training: (Deep in the jungles of flax,  Mom ties ham steak around TGRR's neck) "Ok dear now go play outside. Run far, run free. "



:lol:

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