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Apple Talk / Flip the Switch Music Playlist

« on: June 24, 2020, 11:48:21 pm »

This O’Neal’s posted with time stamp so YOU can do the math, catch up, and listen along if so inclined to SYNKING


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNQgW4MHtm0&list=PLEW0y6dbbX_jPy-BWfZKRbhj5_xxmbDng&index=8

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Aneristic Illusions / Minus Space Dump. Contents Stupid.

« on: June 23, 2020, 05:20:50 am »

Can anyone link me to that redacted document about kkk and alt-right involvement in police (heard about recently)

[DOCUMENT SET TO SELF-DESTRUCT :
RESPOND WITH COMMAND “STOP”
IN ORDER TO HALT SELF-DESTRUCT]

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Bring and Brag / DIY Apocalypse Face Masks

« on: April 08, 2020, 12:11:49 am »

The wife was conscripted to make masks, with special stretchy stitches and a pouch-like compartment for extra filters. They’re ready to be pleated and fitted with pipe cleaners for a tight fit, which is what you want when you're up against times like these...


She got one done and then we asked why not go-out in style?


So I designed this souvenir Kali-Yantra hologram thing a few years back and painted it on the mask.


This is in malachite.

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Bring and Brag / A Friend of mine did these

« on: August 24, 2018, 04:19:45 am »

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Apple Talk / It's your last wish.

« on: August 23, 2018, 03:37:35 pm »

Like out of three. What would you do?

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Bring and Brag / Lost & Derailed Tracks

« on: June 27, 2016, 09:53:33 am »

Novel Archeological records and deliciously tragic dead-ends collide here indiscriminately.  They mate, inelegantly, like recent forensic data-recovery dumps and vulgar decollages of higly non-linear, experimental, detournement-like excursions into sounds never seen.  And for good reason.

Then, I felt compelled to get this gif out of my mind,
 have no idea what it's from.

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Aneristic Illusions / Street-art mimesis to amateur perception

« on: June 27, 2014, 10:49:13 am »

Just came across this
and could not help thinking it was Retna?
Although it's posted as Chaz...  Me confused?

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Propaganda Depository / Principia Discordia Ambigram (DSL)

« on: May 12, 2014, 07:05:44 pm »

Still giddy as a schoolgirl after what I'm embarrassed to say caused me to lose all propriety:  the sudden appearance of that star.  I ran to beach last night ululating madness at the moon that lay itself before me on crescent waves across the sea.  In referential madness I noticed a smoldering, amorphous beast, surrounded by a circle of light.  My, I say, what tenebrous monsters these delinquents dredge up in these here strange times.

Feeling that cawing thing on the back of my neck, I decide to head back home.  Passing under a bridge, I'm suddenly blinded by a spot-light from a vehicle up the hill toward my pad.  Now, what with the extra gravity of that star, together with the chthonic pyre, and now this very bright light in my face, I figured I'd swagger my way right up there...

Turns out it was 5-0...  I mean, that's cool, I flashed them with my tactical LED...

Something needed to be done about that last encounter, so I sacrificed a virgin and let her freshly spilt blood guide my brush.  The result was a map of directions, to dispel Satan's minions  Really, they can't read this shit and it drives them crazy.   

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Or Kill Me / Phone Carrier Blues

« on: October 13, 2013, 09:33:49 pm »

There's an error on my bill.  It took me six months to get a pin reset by snail mail so I can terminate my account.  Finally, got my pin back and am calling to cancel my contract:

-- May I have your name please?
-- Okay..
-- Pin Number?
-- Okay...
-- Password?
-- Password?
-- I am telling you the truth, I cannot proceed without a password.
-- You are only speaking the truth in accordance to the limited resources afforded to you, mkay?
    (please tell me you are recording this)

I proceed to reach through the phone and nail the assistants tounge to the fucking recessed moulding on the wall.

I never gave a password to this account to prevent me from doing what is necessary when my provider tries to bend me over, okay

I'm so pissed off that I apologize in advance and guzzle a bottle inderol with anticipatory bliss at the thought of all that can be accomplished with a partially short-circuited sympathetic nervous system and some catchy 80's music.

I keep the attendant hostage on the phone - demanding that I see my password reset email before letting it go...

The lack of adrenaline bores me and I end up releasing the hostage...

I write this because I cannot tolerate checking my e-mail again, ever   

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Principia Discussion / Finding Shadow Fnords

« on: March 11, 2013, 07:40:05 pm »

Was watching that derivative drivel "Shadow People" and saw this and wanted to post as a gentle reminder for myself to locate an errant writer/producer once known to frequent this joint.  Secretly, I thought this oblique reference might obtain the requirements of my responsibility to that effect.   

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Techmology and Scientism / Cool quantum "locking" levitation video

« on: July 21, 2012, 01:16:01 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws6AAhTw7RA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

A year old, most you prolly already saw it, still I think it's cool.
Showing super-conductor locking a particular orientation for levitated thingie.
There's just something slightly uncanny about it that does not make sense w.r.t. having only a limited understanding of electro-magnetic fields, lines, etc.  Ergo the quantum "locking", just need some block rocking beats.

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Or Kill Me / Caution: Humans at Work

« on: July 21, 2012, 12:30:30 am »

I have a little mess developing with a personal relationship, and last night was lucky enough to find some people that seem to see things in a way that was helpful.  All posturing to discord aside, I find I may have overly tolerated people that can just be plain disruptive, sometimes.  What I mean to say is that some people are just plain shitty, which, although not directly making me feel better, the attendant recognition at least does allow for that possibility.  It reminds me of the first chapter of that Hand-Book for the Human Experience that was floating around a few years back.  There is no reason to have these negative shit-talkers around.  Enough with the invidious sycophants. BastA. Some people are trying to actually make it.  Now move out of the way, bitch. 

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Techmology and Scientism / Fluidity Pipes

« on: July 19, 2012, 10:22:31 am »

SWIM showed me this pipe that supposedly makes the water moar fluid.  Instead of adding X chemical to decrease surface tension, is it possible that a metal catalyst can do the same?

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Discordian Recipes / Hot dog carbonara

« on: April 20, 2012, 07:25:12 pm »

Put water to boil in large pot

Simmer finely diced dogs on low heat till they start shrinking and tightening.
    Add drizzle of olive-oil if dogs are not fatty enough (not necessary w/ bacon or pancetta)

Remove slightly bronzed dogs from pan and place aside...
   Add drizzle of olive-oil to pan if lacking in grease.

Simmer finely diced onion in same greased pan till it starts turning transparent...

Meanwhile, beat eggs in bowl, adding grated Parmesan/Grana cheese and ground pepper...

Excoriate, crush and finely slice garlic.  Add garlic to pan with onion.

Turn heat up a notch, add dogs previously set aside to pan again.

Water pot should start to boil right about now - add salt and pasta to cook
    Set timer to one minute less than indicated on package (pasta later also cooks slightly In pan)

As garlic starts to melt in pan and dogs get crunchier (not fully charred), add splash of white wine.
    [get over it - it degreases and all the alcohol evaporates - two buck chuck is fine]

Timer goes off, drain pasta, keeping a cup of pasta-water aside.

Throw drained pasta into pan with onions and dogs.  Turn off heat.

Give the egg solution a final whisk and also throw in pan.  Beat it all together in the pan for 5 seconds then add the cup of pasta water while still beating for a few more seconds.  Timing is critical.  Do not cook the eggs all the way - just enough for it to start coagulating - the pasta water helps it all stick together.

Serve directly on plates - adding more grated cheese (salt) or pepper to taste.

A friend of mine also likes to garnish with caviar and creme, because he deserves it.

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Or Kill Me / WORMS IN MY APPLE

« on: April 16, 2012, 08:04:40 pm »

Just in: Blessed Tiger not mounting on Leopard.

Alien Taxidermists bursting at seams of US border after re-cloned tigger refuses to bootstrap as self-mounted volume on both external media and also virtual boxes running off native leopard.  Stuffing stocks plunge after first rise seen in years as commodity markets ride rough through the roof of zoological necromancy.


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Certified frigging technicians...   Certified...  That's how I feel.  It's all fixed now.  I'm just about to remove the logic board...  There's my replacement part...  And...  Wait, they screwed me again... 
That's not the right part!

"hello, certified technician?"
"yes?"
"why did you not send me the logic board I ordered?"
"we sent you a compatible board"
"no you did not"
"you want the actual part you ordered?..."

Synthesis:  do not deal with certified (apple) technicians if you actually want to fix your computer.  If at any point presented with a certified technician, go elsewhere if you want to keep your sanity.