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#1
Well anyway, thanks for the support and advice, ya'll. I'll be doing what I can, hoping the Googles forget things, and trying to find more sane employment. Hopefully one or more of these things will actually happen. In the meantime, fuck everything, and I wish something would go right for a change. I guess we make our own luck and I screwed the pooch.
#2
I didn't get any opportunity to, they never spoke directly to me about it, just passed the message along via the recruiter. Which in one way makes me feel like I dodged a bullet, but I'm hardening up a little bit going further.
#3
Yep. Pretty sure it's not google-able to me, I figure you can there by way of my email address so that'll go away. Other than that, just angry at myself mainly. It's all just par for the course, lately, anyway.

Live and learn, to a certain extent.
#4
Or Kill Me / Discordianism apparently cost me a job...
January 26, 2011, 08:19:44 PM
So I had this job interview a week ago monday, seemed to go pretty well. The recruiter person who set it up for me even said it went pretty well. But she said they felt that my personality wasn't a good match for them. Which they based upon googling me and finding my blog, in which I write mostly discordian-ish stuff. And nothing even particularly offensive even given that.

Which is kind of WTF-ery of the highest order. Guess I'm kind of a dumb spag for having stuff that's associated to me, although that really only because of my domain, as far as I know. So I dunno. On the one hand, not sure I want anyone who'd be that upset over that sort of thing to hire me. On the other, would kind of like to be employable at some level.

Mainly though, it just kind of pisses me off.

(the blog being at http://junkmail.eristic.org if anyone wants to see. though maybe it won't be there for long :P)
#5
Quote from: BadBeast on January 19, 2011, 08:35:46 PM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 19, 2011, 08:11:38 PM
Sometimes the noob just accepts the shit and moves on with life.
Other times, . . . .  . . .

You have chunks of noob in your hair for WEEKS
#6
Sometimes the noob just accepts the shit and moves on with life.
#7
Is it wrong that this conversation has got me all aroused?

Probably it is.

Anybody know where to get "semi-truck made of cunts" porn?
#8
Shit man. Math is for commies. And fascists. And Muslims. You know the ARABS invented zero and algebra, don't you?

Real Amurrrricans don't truck with that bullshit.

Fuckin' numbers.

(seriously, this doesn't even work if you haven't had a birthday this year, anyway. Even if you're stupid and think it's amazing, it doesn't even work!)

(( I asked an acquaitance of mine to do it for her very young daughter when she posted it. She was all "well, it's still 11! It's CLOSE ENOUGH! AMAAAAAAAAAZING!"))
#9
Or Kill Me / Re: Facebook group
January 14, 2011, 03:13:32 PM
Yeah. I think it's a good thing, or at least a fun thing. And has led to some actual good things, like the hardcover PD that guy is doing.

Just (already!) tired of the relentless negativity, even after the whopping 2 days I've been in it.

Like, enjoy it if you want, troll it if you want, but if you're just gonna cry, STFU y'know?

But I guess I don't get an opinion cause I'm new around here, so kill me.
#10
Or Kill Me / Re: Facebook group
January 14, 2011, 02:59:34 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 14, 2011, 02:50:50 PM
My hopes aren't too lofty - from what I can tell, these FB groups are basically noise generators. The medium encourages short, pithy communications, not in depth discussions. If something emerges from the disorder, that'll be cool, but I'm not holding my breath.

You misspelled "noise generators and sources of endless bitching, mindless bawww-ing, and voluminous references to how people are too cool for FB and anyway the group is just useless bullshit that any real discordian would never use and fuck you Cramulus"

I expect a full retraction.
#11
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Treason.
January 12, 2011, 09:14:06 PM
One wonders what the statutory definition of "rebellion" and "insurrection" is... or if that has to be decided by the case law.
#12
Discordian Recipes / Re: ITT SUU IS YOUR BARTENDER.
January 12, 2011, 02:00:28 AM
Quote from: Suu on January 12, 2011, 01:48:14 AM
1 bottle of Well's Banana Bread Beer
1 bottle of Young's Double Chocolate Stout
1 Banana
Vanilla ice cream.

Blend.

:D



OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH.

ETA: And also, thanks for the upgrade! Surely it will help me get through this oncoming SNOWPOCALYPSE!!!111
#13
I'm not really sure what else you expected. I mean she's got Carmen Sandiego as her avatar. Bitch stole the fucking Eiffel Tower, and Stonehenge. That is some shit right there.
#14
Discordian Recipes / Re: ITT SUU IS YOUR BARTENDER.
January 12, 2011, 01:23:39 AM
At least you didn't spit in it. I think. I'm moving up around here... maybe next time I'll get something with actual alcohol content.
#15
But, but, but... I'm not fat any more  :sad: :sad: :cry: