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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Picking Cain's Brains

« on: October 25, 2022, 05:37:10 pm »

Me either. Everybody seemed to be worried it would be Johnson, Braverman, or Patel. Or Coffey:



This is one of those "The devil you know is better than the devil you don't" things, isn't it?

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread

« on: October 24, 2022, 09:16:27 pm »

I trust Dok is fucking with these people. 
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/armed-people-ballot-box-arizona_n_6356a48ae4b03e8038e1abfc

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Apple Talk / Re: Suu demands to know what you are listening to!

« on: October 24, 2022, 03:18:42 am »

The air conditioner. WHITE NOISE HELL FUCKIN YEAH 

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Apple Talk / Re: WHO DARES DISTURB MY ANCIENT SLEEP?

« on: October 23, 2022, 12:23:41 pm »

All the years I've been on fb and I missed it.
My life there is wasted. But I knew that.

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Apple Talk / Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...

« on: October 14, 2022, 11:34:21 am »

I CALLED A WHITE PERSON WHITE.

THAT'S RACIST.

Next time, call them a person of non-colour.

That's a keeper. 

Facebook is the place where we have to say Yte: "For Sale: Whirlpool 3.5-cu ft High Efficiency Agitator Top-Load Washer, Yte. $400 or BO."

THAT'S ...bizarre.  Do they have a badly trained AI ban-bot that's generating a storm of false positives, or what?

Yes. I Just got a temp ban for saying I wanted to hang a padlock in Don Jr.s perforated septum. ("Inciting violence.") But I got the idea from this stupid meme that was all over facebook for months:



ETA: Last night they told my alt that I'm "not allowed to post in groups." No reason given. This morning they said "Yesterday at 11:31 PM
Your comment is back on Facebook We're sorry we got this wrong. We reviewed your comment again and it does follow our Community Standards" and both accounts work.

For now.

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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII

« on: October 11, 2022, 07:17:57 pm »

No matter, I clicked the link.
It's exactly what the title implies: "It tells the story of a drug runner whose plane crashes with a load of cocaine that's found by a black bear, who eats it." 

I imagine there's a coke-fueled rampage. I'm curious about the tweaking phase, though.

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Apple Talk / Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...

« on: October 11, 2022, 07:12:43 pm »

BANNED FROM FACEBOOK AGAIN.

I CALLED A WHITE PERSON WHITE.

Horrors.

Facebook is the place where we have to say Yte: "For Sale: Whirlpool 3.5-cu ft High Efficiency Agitator Top-Load Washer, Yte. $400 or BO."

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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII

« on: October 08, 2022, 04:47:21 pm »

That doesn't look like a work toilet. Practice? 

Upper deck + curry = TOTAL FUCKING VICTORY

Curry is a WMD. In a safe world, it would be strictly regulated. 

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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII

« on: October 07, 2022, 01:47:11 pm »

That doesn't look like a work toilet. Practice? 

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Apple Talk / Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...

« on: October 02, 2022, 05:07:19 am »

More like ravenous.

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Apple Talk / Re: They finally made a movie about Tucson.

« on: October 02, 2022, 05:04:32 am »

"You're not shooting the bullet, you're catching it." 

https://youtu.be/AZGcmvrTX9M

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: From The You Should Have Thought of That Before You Did the Thing Department.

« on: September 27, 2022, 07:08:28 pm »

Paxton on the lam.

https://www.texastribune.org/2022/09/26/texas-attorney-general-ken-paxton-subpoena-abortion-lawsuit/

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Iran

« on: September 27, 2022, 02:59:42 pm »

Yeah. The women are out there burning hijabs and cutting their hair in the streets. They're fed up.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Who takes care of the caretaker?

« on: September 25, 2022, 01:56:02 pm »

Nothing!  We're literally up to our noses in potable water!  It hasn't stopped raining since June 12th.  We all died.

TRADE OFFER:
https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at4+shtml/205737.shtml?cone#contents

Just get a sharpie and move that shit to Mar A Lago.

FIXT.

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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII

« on: September 25, 2022, 04:10:02 am »

PD.COM: It really plugs you in the ass

That's an excellent endorsement for "News." I hope The Management took note.