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I swore I'd be an absentee slumlord for the rest of time but some of you assholes can't stop getting banned on FB and my life is duller without you, so here we are.

By "some of you assholes" I mean YUO, Dok.

This topic has been moved to The peanut gallery to forever preserve another tragic and easily-prevented meltdown. Thank you all for your time, which you can never get back.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=34331.0

YOU WILL POST A LINK TO A VIDEO CONTAINING RECORDED FOOTAGE OF YOURSELF EATING A BITE OF LUTEFISK. WE REQUIRE THAT A CLOSE-UP SHOT OF THE LUTEFISK BE INCLUDED IN THE VIDEO FOR VERIFICATION PURPOSES. YOU MAY WEAR A MASK, BUT IT MUST BE A MASQUERADE BALL-STYLE MASK THAT DOES NOT OBSCURE YOUR MOUTH OR NECK.

IN THE EVENT THAT YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO LUTEFISK, WE WILL ALLOW, AS A SUBSTITUTION, A VIDEO OF YOU FISTFIGHTING EITHER A RAINDEER OR VARG VIKERNES ALONG WITH A STILLSHOT OF THE PAGE IN YOUR MEDICAL FILE CONFIRMING A MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS OF LUTEFISK ALLERGY.

YOU WILL HAVE A PERIOD OF TEN DAYS IN WHICH TO COMPLETE THIS REQUIREMENT. SHOULD YOU FAIL TO SATISFACTORILY MEET OUR DEMANDS, YOUR USERNAME WILL BE CHANGED TO "MRS. CUDDLESWORTH" FOR A PERIOD OF INDEFINITE LENGTH OR UNTIL SUCH TIME AS YOUR ASSIGNMENT IS COMPLETED.

YOUR LACK OF VOWELS DISTURBS US AND RENDERS US BEFUDDLED AS TO THE PROPER PRONUNCIATION OF YOUR CHOSEN HANDLE, THEREFORE WE REQUIRE THAT YOU CHANGE IT WITH ALL HASTE.

HOWEVER, WE ARE ALSO A MAN OF SCIENCE AND RECOGNIZE THE IMPULSE BEHIND YOUR FOOLISH MESSAGE AS ONE THAT SERVES THE GREATER GOOD, THEREFORE WE DO NOT REQUIRE THAT THE NAME CHANGE BE A PERMANENT ONE. WE DEMAND THAT FOR A PERIOD OF ONE WEEK, YOUR PD.COM USER NAME WILL BE "AREOLA SHINERBOCK". YOU WILL KEEP A RUNNING JOURNAL AND DOCUMENT ANY BEHAVIORAL CHANGES EITHER REAL OR PERCEIVED IN THE USERS YOU INTERACT WITH DURING THAT TIME. YOU WILL ALSO TROLL AT LEAST ONE OTHER FORUM UNDER THAT NAME, PREFERABLY A PUA/SEDUCTION FORUM.

WE WILL ENABLE THE NAME-CHANGE FUNCTION AND GIVE YOU 24 HOURS TO VOLUNTARILY COMPLY WITH OUR "REQUEST".

THE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA BLOG:  http://www.principiadiscordia.com/blog/ Our newest project, this gives us...well, another place to put rants, random pieces of information and other fun things.  It should be good, given the ability of contributions on this site.


http://poee.co.uk : Synaptix hosts a shitload of free downloads, PDF versions of most discordian literature, podcasts, a web store full of sweet-ass stuff, and, of course, the POEE forums (which have a decidedly mincing euro flavor to them.)

http://www.attheforum.com/forums/?mforum=pdcomrefuge : Rev. What's His Name's forum dedicated to the Black Iron Prison Project. Important Work being done by Important People. Definitely worth checking out if you're of a more philosophical/intellectual bent. (now dead, the project is being continued in the Think For Yourself, Schmuck! Forum - Cain)

http://www.poee.co.uk/bip/index.php?  The Wiki Project of the above.  Can also be used to host any other information you think it is worth having in a Wiki format.  Ask RWHN, LMNO or Synaptyx about getting an account.

http://principia-discordia.de/lesen/  A German translation of the Principia Discordia, for our Deutche speaking freunde.

http://www.onlineds.org/ The Online Discordian Society

http://baronvonhoopla.blogspot.com/ - The blog of Baron von Hoopla

http://appendix.23ae.com/ The Appendix Discordia

http://hammerzeit.blogspot.com/ - another Discordian blog

http://episkoposcain.blogspot.com/ - Cain's occasionally Discordian blog