Quote from: rong on October 25, 2011, 09:44:22 PM
I'm having a hard time seeing what this has to do with why you hate us all.
Imagine how horny that makes me.
Yuo can haz boner?
Quote from: rong on October 25, 2011, 10:17:41 PM
Yuo can haz boner?
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
And then people wonder why I'm a fucking prick.
Jesus H Christ on a pogo stick.
I can think of any specific time where you were "being a prick" where it wasnt appropriate.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 25, 2011, 10:24:02 PM
I can think of any specific time where you were "being a prick" where it wasnt appropriate.
When dealing with rong, to the best of my recollection, it is
always appropriate.
*cant
I don't wonder, Roger. I find myself turned more and more towards your ways as I meet more people.
Rong does seem to be on a roll lately
Quote from: Doktor Phox on October 25, 2011, 10:25:23 PM
I don't wonder, Roger. I find myself turned more and more towards your ways as I meet more people.
Just you wait til you get out of that horrible little town you live in. There's a whole WORLD full of stupid motherfuckers out there, just WAITING to tell you all about themselves.
Bring a parang.
I would say a machete, but "parang" sounds cooler. Christopher Walken probably has two parangs.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 25, 2011, 10:25:47 PM
Rong does seem to be on a roll lately
Lately? If he was ever worth a shit, his drunken yowling has caused me to forget about it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 10:26:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on October 25, 2011, 10:25:23 PM
I don't wonder, Roger. I find myself turned more and more towards your ways as I meet more people.
Just you wait til you get out of that horrible little town you live in. There's a whole WORLD full of stupid motherfuckers out there, just WAITING to tell you all about themselves.
Bring a parang.
I would say a machete, but "parang" sounds cooler. Christopher Walken probably has two parangs.
Parang does sound cooler. :lulz:
I seem to recall him posting at least one productive thing. That however was when i was still a noob and perhaps im confusing him for someone else.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on October 25, 2011, 10:29:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 10:26:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on October 25, 2011, 10:25:23 PM
I don't wonder, Roger. I find myself turned more and more towards your ways as I meet more people.
Just you wait til you get out of that horrible little town you live in. There's a whole WORLD full of stupid motherfuckers out there, just WAITING to tell you all about themselves.
Bring a parang.
I would say a machete, but "parang" sounds cooler. Christopher Walken probably has two parangs.
Parang does sound cooler. :lulz:
If I had a parang, I probably wouldn't have people waltzing into my fucking office without knocking. Sure, that would mean less horrible mirth on my part, and a bit of a problem for the janitor, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 25, 2011, 10:29:46 PM
I seem to recall him posting at least one productive thing. That however was when i was still a noob and perhaps im confusing him for someone else.
There was someone with a similar name, I think. I can't see rong doing anything productive or even entertaining.
Wow rodger, I suddenly feel you know me better than I do. I happen to own 2 machetes
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 10:33:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on October 25, 2011, 10:29:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 10:26:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on October 25, 2011, 10:25:23 PM
I don't wonder, Roger. I find myself turned more and more towards your ways as I meet more people.
Just you wait til you get out of that horrible little town you live in. There's a whole WORLD full of stupid motherfuckers out there, just WAITING to tell you all about themselves.
Bring a parang.
I would say a machete, but "parang" sounds cooler. Christopher Walken probably has two parangs.
Parang does sound cooler. :lulz:
If I had a parang, I probably wouldn't have people waltzing into my fucking office without knocking. Sure, that would mean less horrible mirth on my part, and a bit of a problem for the janitor, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Have you checked the local sporting goods stores? i hear they occasionally carry them as "survival tools". I think that's a rather appropriate styling in this case, don't you?
Quote from: rong on October 25, 2011, 10:35:29 PM
Wow rodger, I suddenly feel you know me better than I do. I happen to own 2 machetes
Wasn't there some fuckhead that waited for days for us to be impressed that he was throwing tomohawks at a tree?
:?
ETA: Machetes are for sissies. Any REAL wannabe tough guy has a PARANG.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 10:34:10 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 25, 2011, 10:29:46 PM
I seem to recall him posting at least one productive thing. That however was when i was still a noob and perhaps im confusing him for someone else.
There was someone with a similar name, I think. I can't see rong doing anything productive or even entertaining.
Rumkle. You were thinking Rumkle.
One of my machetes is a souvenir from Honduras (thanks to my mother in law).
The other is for shaping snow sculptures.
Quote from: rong on October 25, 2011, 11:00:48 PM
One of my machetes is a souvenir from Honduras (thanks to my mother in law).
The other is for shaping snow sculptures.
WELL, THAT SATISFIES MY BURNING FUCKING CURIOSITY! I CAN FINALLY SLEEP AT NIGHT, KNOWING WHERE THE FUCK RONG GOT HIS WIMPY MACHETES AND WHAT HE USES THEM FOR!
I never said what I use the one from Honduras for
Quote from: rong on October 25, 2011, 11:16:07 PM
I never said what I use the one from Honduras for
That's okay, I have sleeping pills.
Quote from: rong on October 25, 2011, 11:16:07 PM
I never said what I use the one from Honduras for
I'm guessing prying the tops off of beer bottles.
Bottles are for rich people
Quote from: rong on October 25, 2011, 11:39:43 PM
Bottles are for rich people
If you cannot afford, find another habit, dumbfuck.
Jesus H Christ, what the fuck is it with the braggadosio among todays little darlings?
"WE WERE POOR! WE ONLY HAD ONE CAR!"
"WE WERE POORER! WE ONLY HAD A DONKEY CART! PASS THE BOONES FARM, YOU BOGARTING BASTARD!"
This thread is now about Rong.
Just as he intended.
Quote from: Nigel on October 25, 2011, 11:45:35 PM
This thread is now about Rong.
Just as he intended.
And it's about why I hate him, which is - in a limited sense - what I intended.
:lulz:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!
Quote from: rong on October 25, 2011, 10:35:29 PM
Wow rodger, I suddenly feel you know me better than I do. I happen to own 2 machetes
Flashback to tomahawk boy anyone?
Lesson learned.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 11:00:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 10:34:10 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 25, 2011, 10:29:46 PM
I seem to recall him posting at least one productive thing. That however was when i was still a noob and perhaps im confusing him for someone else.
There was someone with a similar name, I think. I can't see rong doing anything productive or even entertaining.
Rumkle. You were thinking Rumkle.
That makes more sense
Quote from: Donald Coyote on October 26, 2011, 12:40:31 AM
Quote from: rong on October 25, 2011, 10:35:29 PM
Wow rodger, I suddenly feel you know me better than I do. I happen to own 2 machetes
Flashback to tomahawk boy anyone?
:lulz: And how.
please to explain?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 11:43:36 PM
Quote from: rong on October 25, 2011, 11:39:43 PM
Bottles are for rich people
If you cannot afford, find another habit, dumbfuck.
Jesus H Christ, what the fuck is it with the braggadosio among todays little darlings?
"WE WERE POOR! WE ONLY HAD ONE CAR!"
"WE WERE POORER! WE ONLY HAD A DONKEY CART! PASS THE BOONES FARM, YOU BOGARTING BASTARD!"
I am reminded of this, for some inexplicable reason... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo
Quote from: Doktor Phox on October 26, 2011, 04:37:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 11:43:36 PM
Quote from: rong on October 25, 2011, 11:39:43 PM
Bottles are for rich people
If you cannot afford, find another habit, dumbfuck.
Jesus H Christ, what the fuck is it with the braggadosio among todays little darlings?
"WE WERE POOR! WE ONLY HAD ONE CAR!"
"WE WERE POORER! WE ONLY HAD A DONKEY CART! PASS THE BOONES FARM, YOU BOGARTING BASTARD!"
I am reminded of this, for some inexplicable reason... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo
Been pretty relevant around here, recently! (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=30448.msg1102684#msg1102684)
Quote from: Epimetheus on October 26, 2011, 04:57:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on October 26, 2011, 04:37:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 11:43:36 PM
Quote from: rong on October 25, 2011, 11:39:43 PM
Bottles are for rich people
If you cannot afford, find another habit, dumbfuck.
Jesus H Christ, what the fuck is it with the braggadosio among todays little darlings?
"WE WERE POOR! WE ONLY HAD ONE CAR!"
"WE WERE POORER! WE ONLY HAD A DONKEY CART! PASS THE BOONES FARM, YOU BOGARTING BASTARD!"
I am reminded of this, for some inexplicable reason... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo
Been pretty relevant around here, recently! (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=30448.msg1102684#msg1102684)
:lulz:
Quote from: Epimetheus on October 26, 2011, 04:57:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on October 26, 2011, 04:37:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 11:43:36 PM
Quote from: rong on October 25, 2011, 11:39:43 PM
Bottles are for rich people
If you cannot afford, find another habit, dumbfuck.
Jesus H Christ, what the fuck is it with the braggadosio among todays little darlings?
"WE WERE POOR! WE ONLY HAD ONE CAR!"
"WE WERE POORER! WE ONLY HAD A DONKEY CART! PASS THE BOONES FARM, YOU BOGARTING BASTARD!"
I am reminded of this, for some inexplicable reason... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo
Been pretty relevant around here, recently! (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=30448.msg1102684#msg1102684)
I AM A WHITE MALE BETWEEN THE AGES OF 18 AND 30 THEREFORE MY OPINIONS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYONE ELSE'S!!!!!