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#2101
Or Kill Me / LHX - short circuits - part 6 - escapism
September 28, 2005, 06:37:04 PM
hahahahaaaaaaa
#2102
Or Kill Me / LHX - short circuits - part 6 - escapism
September 28, 2005, 02:06:18 AM
in the rain
#2103
Or Kill Me / LHX - short circuits - part 6 - escapism
September 28, 2005, 01:57:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

We've had a lot of debate about The Machine(tm).

Some of mine:

http://kaegogi.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=56

Ask around for more.

i am getting a feel for it


like a blindfolded man taking a long walk on a short plank
when he puts his foot down
and doesnt feel any more plank
#2104
Or Kill Me / Discordians should learn how to FSU
September 28, 2005, 01:47:14 AM
Quote from: metapunkohh well time to quite wasting my time replying to people who can only say your not cool, not like me, your ideas are lame and unoriginal and not even interesting.

i don't really care, did I come in here proclaiming I HAVE IT ALL FIGURED out...Discordians should learn how to fuck shit up...ohh wait, I did...

hahahahaha...that's hillfuckinglarious...

one thing I know for sure, discordians sure know how to engage in flame wars...ohh wait that's cuz we invented the concept.

yeah any steam i had is now deflated in the perspective of jaded disgruntledness i'm gonna go get a job at a corporate fast food resteraunt so i can get drunk and subscribe to newsweek...

fuck

coming to terms with this discordian shit really sucks ass



but
anything else seems to be suicide


ahhhhhhhhhhh well
you lose some
you lose some

it could be worse
technically
#2105
Or Kill Me / LHX - short circuits - part 6 - escapism
September 27, 2005, 12:12:11 PM
rookie mistake



wont happen again coach
#2106
Or Kill Me / LHX - short circuits - part 6 - escapism
September 27, 2005, 02:21:16 AM
i really cant stand grammar and punctuation

so
i let the lines stagger whatever way the thought flows

plus
i find it a bit easier on the eyes
#2107
Or Kill Me / The Meta Rant
September 26, 2005, 11:25:50 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodJust gotta say, isn't that already in effect in the form of OM?  Or is that more just playing with people.  Cause, I don't know, preaching is pretty boring especially to the pinks who're questioning their shit already.  Who wants to get preached at, really?

this is also a good point



but
some rants do not come across as preaching
#2108
Or Kill Me / The Meta Rant
September 26, 2005, 11:03:23 PM
holy fuck



that is a great point

if we dont watch out this forum might become


(i dont know if i am allowed to say this word around here)

progressive?
#2109
Or Kill Me / Discordians should learn how to FSU
September 26, 2005, 07:01:08 PM
fighting todays wars with weapons designed for yesterdays

anybody else notice how the machine seems to benefit whenever things look like they went wrong on the surface?

yeah

more organized events so there is an excuse to put up more cameras



the seeds of the downfall are more deeply rooted than that
the machine will fall because everybodys health is failing at a younger age and personal debt is on the rise


the main problem is that i do not think there is any human being alive who wants to see how ugly shit is gonna get for a while when everything shakes down



this isnt really about tipping over cows
its more about 5-year-olds spleens exploding because their happy meal turned out to be a little too happy
#2110
Or Kill Me / Re: Rant 132: Distractions
September 26, 2005, 06:50:52 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCyou may wish to exploit some of the growing gaps between the official truths and the way things may actually be. The average person is not blind or stupid. The average person is just distracted and many times just trying to get a handle on life. In an era when ADD and ADHD is becoming more and more prevalent, this should be a loud wake up call. We may not yet be at the point where those in control or who want to be in control can shape your minds, but they may have found a better way than any propagandizing or indoctrination: distraction.

i am feelin this fo sho

nice
#2111
Or Kill Me / Discordians should learn how to FSU
September 26, 2005, 06:14:36 PM
from what i am seeing

we are changing things

its so much easier to call peoples bluffs now than ever before
#2112
Or Kill Me / LHX - short circuits - part 6 - escapism
September 26, 2005, 05:44:05 PM
many efforts have been made
dear sweet heavens
how sweat has soaked the brow

**

the machine has been identified
it has been observed that the machine is faulty
it has been observed that the machine is building itself up only to fall apart
it has been observed that we are part of the machine
it has been observed that there is no enemy and nobody to blame
it has been observed that it is going to be messy
it has been observed that it was destined to be this way

but still

how to approach it all?

doom
impending doom

efforts have been made to avoid the tragedy
we got smart
we became aware that one of the weaknesses of the machine is its affinity for routine and order
and that these affinities would eventually become so complex that they would be unmanageable

we became aware that chaos highlights these very glitches
so
we got together and did little things to confuse the machine
and we laughed because it was so predictable

but
the novelty wore off
and it became just as rewarding to discuss these type things as it was to actually do them


and the machine still lingered


we recognized that the only way to save ourselves from the seemingly imminent mess of the falling machine would be some other kind of group action
yes
something that would involve a group of people
a chunk of the machine itself
getting together and doing
something

but
it became apparent that we could not agree
and even if we could
the machine is still powerful enough to get rid of any threat to its illusion of control

and when it was observed that it could not be avoided
the efforts shifted to finding ways to keep our minds off it

hopefully
it would happen while we were sleeping
or
the machine would fall while we were in the movie theater
and we would exit
and see a path of destruction that somehow spared us
and left a trail of nourishment from the movie theater to the garden of eden
or
in between playing a quirky word game on an internet forum
the news ticker at the bottom of our monitor would say
'the end has come - everybody can stop pretending and relax'

but no
it is not gonna go down like that

the machine still lingers
and it still builds


in our search for escapism
both physical and mental
we found the internet
and the machine let us have it

for all of the outcasts and discontents which the machine had become so good at creating
there is a home on the internet
a feeling of togetherness

the machine would have you turn on the computer to release some tension
so you can muster up some strength
and go at it again tomorrow

the perfect form of entertainment

entertainment -
for the machine it is like saliva
it softens you up so you can be digested easier
so you dont know how to put up a fight


fuck that shit

the fun will not really start until the machine is down for the count

until then
the potential for being interrupted by the machine
and/or
tricked into doing machine work is always there

those who 'enjoy' the internet or search the internet for enjoyment
have been tricked into and endless search for escapism

and
the reason we cannot agree on anything is because the machine will not allow it

so
out of love

turn the internet into something that cannot be enjoyed
examine your motives
until loading a flash movie
or trolling an internet forum
becomes part of your job
and not something you do until the next time the machine calls your name

**
it will hurt a lot
but
it wont hurt for long
**

LHX - visions of a long sleep
#2113
Or Kill Me / Discordians should learn how to FSU
September 26, 2005, 04:35:27 PM
i am the best master of every situation



that being said

i have not seen anything that you have done

unless you are responsible for the internet



which is unlikely
because i am pretty sure that was me





have you ever met-a-punk?

(baaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that was lame shit)




does anybody know where i can get an updated version of the activity standards?
#2114
Or Kill Me / Rant 131: Discordoxy
September 26, 2005, 03:14:36 PM
Quote from: Horab Fibslagerhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1037

2nd post down...

you pay for the entertainment

the truth is thrown in for free




damn
thats some good shit
#2115
Or Kill Me / Bullshit - Rant F.U.C.K.
September 25, 2005, 05:08:14 PM
learning to make armor out of bullshit would be the true art

i dont know what i meant when i just said 'true art'




but it would be a really good thing to be able to make armor out of bullshit