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Or Kill Me / Rant 131: Discordoxy
« on: September 23, 2005, 06:34:02 pm »
i dont know about this



discordianism seems more like a corner that a person backs into instead of a choice to make



i dint choose none of this shit
but
i sure as fuck aint leaving any time soon

i cant
where the fuck would i go?

espn.com forums?
gamespot.com forums?
volunteer at the local blah blah fuck?
take a job seriously?
there arent any i ching forums
should i get into wicca?


sure - there is no guarantee of life after death
but
i cant very well jump off a bridge
because
all i really do know is that it will hurt like a bitch
and there is a good possibility that i will find myself directly back in the place i was before i made the retard decision to jump off a bridge







do some of you really CHOOSE to be here?

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Or Kill Me / "True" Discordians
« on: September 23, 2005, 06:11:08 pm »
strife and drugs are the only ways

unless somebody is really into intense study

baaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha




the funniest thing about discordia for me was when i accidentally stumbled on to a discordian website 4 or 5 years ago and had no fucking idea what i was looking at

until a couple of years later
i was looking for discordianism and wound up on the same website



bottom line is that i got a feeling that we all ended up here looking for the idea that would bring to an end all the bullshit debates / conflicts we had gotten into throughout 'life'

this shit is like the only possible inner peace for somebody tainted by one-up-manship




it is like becoming so intelligent that you turn into a retard

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Or Kill Me / Get fisted, clone beast. (Student politicians)
« on: September 23, 2005, 12:33:45 pm »
in the end

they will choke on their own vomit

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Or Kill Me / "True" Discordians
« on: September 23, 2005, 12:27:56 pm »
i eventually mess everything up



this forum will disintegrate within the year

i am just not sure if i do these things accidentally on purpose

or on purpose
by accident

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Or Kill Me / Notes from a Small Island Vol 1: The Banality of Evil
« on: September 23, 2005, 12:24:05 pm »
Quote from: Verthaine
One of the biggest problems with this planet is that everything is being made for one woman.

First name:     Lois
Middle name:  Common
Last Name:     Denominator


nice


she like it raw

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Or Kill Me / sprockets & widgets
« on: September 23, 2005, 12:22:02 pm »
Quote from: Verthaine
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Way to go!

Nice piece of work.

Sometimes though, I think that what the Machine has done is actually funny. We only have ourselves to blame.

And we are the only ones who can fix it.


also the only ones who can pretend to be able to fix it

while we get run over

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Or Kill Me / sprockets & widgets
« on: September 21, 2005, 08:34:48 pm »
Quote from: LMNO
To LHX:

Cross reference this rant with the Quantum Inseparability Principle, and see what happens.


yeah

i seem to occasionally forget about those types of things


this forum is like heaven


discordians never lose
they just look bad sometimes

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Or Kill Me / sprockets & widgets
« on: September 21, 2005, 08:16:35 pm »
Quote from: LMNO
To LHX:

Cross reference this rant with the Quantum Inseparability Principle, and see what happens.


i keep getting 'syntax error'

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Or Kill Me / sprockets & widgets
« on: September 20, 2005, 10:08:40 pm »
this website is single-handedly helping me lose the ability to pay attention to anything other than my day dreams

thank you
fuck you very much

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Or Kill Me / sprockets & widgets
« on: September 20, 2005, 10:07:30 pm »
fffffffffuck

i am slow

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Or Kill Me / sprockets & widgets
« on: September 20, 2005, 09:56:48 pm »
'stick apart' is starting to look more and more like a trick

it was designed to get you close

but you cant put the finishing touches on the job by sticking apart


by 'sticking apart' you are still afforded the comfort of a certain amount of privacy

i get to read all this shit that you type on line

but how the fuck am i supposed to know that it isnt the cock of leviathan that is propping you up to your keyboard



and we all know about the masks that the sinister folks wore on scooby-doo



with this stick apart shit - this just becomes a whole bunch of people who got the deal figured out but are still at the stage of the
'no - you try it first'
'no - you try it first'
mentality



to finish the shit off
we would have to tie ourselves together
do the job
and then un-tie ourselves and vow never to speak about this shit again
(or even feel compelled to talk about this shit anyway - because there would be no point
we would be done)


the trick is not
'kill yourself, fuck the body'

but more like
shit yourself
in front of an audience

and if you are in the audience
volunteer to be next in line

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Principia Discussion / OVERRATED THINGS
« on: September 13, 2005, 11:52:11 am »
like the thing you want to have removed

but cant

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Principia Discussion / OVERRATED THINGS
« on: September 13, 2005, 02:02:04 am »
yes

i am part of everything

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Principia Discussion / OVERRATED THINGS
« on: September 12, 2005, 11:39:39 pm »
everything except breathing




well - even breathing

but not as much as everything else

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Apple Talk / Attention NOOBS- Ignore Rev. Rodger
« on: September 12, 2005, 11:38:25 pm »
roger should have a website where he sells signed 8 x 10 glossies


i will name all the children that i am not going to have 'roger'

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