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Or Kill Me / LHX - short circuits - part 6 - escapism
« on: September 28, 2005, 06:37:04 pm »
hahahahaaaaaaa
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Or Kill Me / LHX - short circuits - part 6 - escapism
« on: September 28, 2005, 02:06:18 am »
in the rain
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Or Kill Me / LHX - short circuits - part 6 - escapism
« on: September 28, 2005, 01:57:15 am »Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
We've had a lot of debate about The Machine(tm).
Some of mine:
http://kaegogi.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=56
Ask around for more.
i am getting a feel for it
like a blindfolded man taking a long walk on a short plank
when he puts his foot down
and doesnt feel any more plank
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Or Kill Me / Discordians should learn how to FSU
« on: September 28, 2005, 01:47:14 am »Quote from: metapunk
ohh well time to quite wasting my time replying to people who can only say your not cool, not like me, your ideas are lame and unoriginal and not even interesting.
i don't really care, did I come in here proclaiming I HAVE IT ALL FIGURED out...Discordians should learn how to fuck shit up...ohh wait, I did...
hahahahaha...that's hillfuckinglarious...
one thing I know for sure, discordians sure know how to engage in flame wars...ohh wait that's cuz we invented the concept.
yeah any steam i had is now deflated in the perspective of jaded disgruntledness i'm gonna go get a job at a corporate fast food resteraunt so i can get drunk and subscribe to newsweek...
fuck
coming to terms with this discordian shit really sucks ass
but
anything else seems to be suicide
ahhhhhhhhhhh well
you lose some
you lose some
it could be worse
technically
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Or Kill Me / LHX - short circuits - part 6 - escapism
« on: September 27, 2005, 12:12:11 pm »
rookie mistake
wont happen again coach
wont happen again coach
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Or Kill Me / LHX - short circuits - part 6 - escapism
« on: September 27, 2005, 02:21:16 am »
i really cant stand grammar and punctuation
so
i let the lines stagger whatever way the thought flows
plus
i find it a bit easier on the eyes
so
i let the lines stagger whatever way the thought flows
plus
i find it a bit easier on the eyes
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Or Kill Me / The Meta Rant
« on: September 26, 2005, 11:25:50 pm »Quote from: Rabid Badger of God
Just gotta say, isn't that already in effect in the form of OM? Or is that more just playing with people. Cause, I don't know, preaching is pretty boring especially to the pinks who're questioning their shit already. Who wants to get preached at, really?
this is also a good point
but
some rants do not come across as preaching
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Or Kill Me / The Meta Rant
« on: September 26, 2005, 11:03:23 pm »
holy fuck
that is a great point
if we dont watch out this forum might become
(i dont know if i am allowed to say this word around here)
progressive?
that is a great point
if we dont watch out this forum might become
(i dont know if i am allowed to say this word around here)
progressive?
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Or Kill Me / Discordians should learn how to FSU
« on: September 26, 2005, 07:01:08 pm »
fighting todays wars with weapons designed for yesterdays
anybody else notice how the machine seems to benefit whenever things look like they went wrong on the surface?
yeah
more organized events so there is an excuse to put up more cameras
the seeds of the downfall are more deeply rooted than that
the machine will fall because everybodys health is failing at a younger age and personal debt is on the rise
the main problem is that i do not think there is any human being alive who wants to see how ugly shit is gonna get for a while when everything shakes down
this isnt really about tipping over cows
its more about 5-year-olds spleens exploding because their happy meal turned out to be a little too happy
anybody else notice how the machine seems to benefit whenever things look like they went wrong on the surface?
yeah
more organized events so there is an excuse to put up more cameras
the seeds of the downfall are more deeply rooted than that
the machine will fall because everybodys health is failing at a younger age and personal debt is on the rise
the main problem is that i do not think there is any human being alive who wants to see how ugly shit is gonna get for a while when everything shakes down
this isnt really about tipping over cows
its more about 5-year-olds spleens exploding because their happy meal turned out to be a little too happy
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Or Kill Me / Re: Rant 132: Distractions
« on: September 26, 2005, 06:50:52 pm »Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
you may wish to exploit some of the growing gaps between the official truths and the way things may actually be. The average person is not blind or stupid. The average person is just distracted and many times just trying to get a handle on life. In an era when ADD and ADHD is becoming more and more prevalent, this should be a loud wake up call. We may not yet be at the point where those in control or who want to be in control can shape your minds, but they may have found a better way than any propagandizing or indoctrination: distraction.
i am feelin this fo sho
nice
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Or Kill Me / Discordians should learn how to FSU
« on: September 26, 2005, 06:14:36 pm »
from what i am seeing
we are changing things
its so much easier to call peoples bluffs now than ever before
we are changing things
its so much easier to call peoples bluffs now than ever before
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Or Kill Me / LHX - short circuits - part 6 - escapism
« on: September 26, 2005, 05:44:05 pm »
many efforts have been made
dear sweet heavens
how sweat has soaked the brow
**
the machine has been identified
it has been observed that the machine is faulty
it has been observed that the machine is building itself up only to fall apart
it has been observed that we are part of the machine
it has been observed that there is no enemy and nobody to blame
it has been observed that it is going to be messy
it has been observed that it was destined to be this way
but still
how to approach it all?
doom
impending doom
efforts have been made to avoid the tragedy
we got smart
we became aware that one of the weaknesses of the machine is its affinity for routine and order
and that these affinities would eventually become so complex that they would be unmanageable
we became aware that chaos highlights these very glitches
so
we got together and did little things to confuse the machine
and we laughed because it was so predictable
but
the novelty wore off
and it became just as rewarding to discuss these type things as it was to actually do them
and the machine still lingered
we recognized that the only way to save ourselves from the seemingly imminent mess of the falling machine would be some other kind of group action
yes
something that would involve a group of people
a chunk of the machine itself
getting together and doing
something
but
it became apparent that we could not agree
and even if we could
the machine is still powerful enough to get rid of any threat to its illusion of control
and when it was observed that it could not be avoided
the efforts shifted to finding ways to keep our minds off it
hopefully
it would happen while we were sleeping
or
the machine would fall while we were in the movie theater
and we would exit
and see a path of destruction that somehow spared us
and left a trail of nourishment from the movie theater to the garden of eden
or
in between playing a quirky word game on an internet forum
the news ticker at the bottom of our monitor would say
'the end has come - everybody can stop pretending and relax'
but no
it is not gonna go down like that
the machine still lingers
and it still builds
in our search for escapism
both physical and mental
we found the internet
and the machine let us have it
for all of the outcasts and discontents which the machine had become so good at creating
there is a home on the internet
a feeling of togetherness
the machine would have you turn on the computer to release some tension
so you can muster up some strength
and go at it again tomorrow
the perfect form of entertainment
entertainment -
for the machine it is like saliva
it softens you up so you can be digested easier
so you dont know how to put up a fight
fuck that shit
the fun will not really start until the machine is down for the count
until then
the potential for being interrupted by the machine
and/or
tricked into doing machine work is always there
those who 'enjoy' the internet or search the internet for enjoyment
have been tricked into and endless search for escapism
and
the reason we cannot agree on anything is because the machine will not allow it
so
out of love
turn the internet into something that cannot be enjoyed
examine your motives
until loading a flash movie
or trolling an internet forum
becomes part of your job
and not something you do until the next time the machine calls your name
**
it will hurt a lot
but
it wont hurt for long
**
LHX - visions of a long sleep
dear sweet heavens
how sweat has soaked the brow
**
the machine has been identified
it has been observed that the machine is faulty
it has been observed that the machine is building itself up only to fall apart
it has been observed that we are part of the machine
it has been observed that there is no enemy and nobody to blame
it has been observed that it is going to be messy
it has been observed that it was destined to be this way
but still
how to approach it all?
doom
impending doom
efforts have been made to avoid the tragedy
we got smart
we became aware that one of the weaknesses of the machine is its affinity for routine and order
and that these affinities would eventually become so complex that they would be unmanageable
we became aware that chaos highlights these very glitches
so
we got together and did little things to confuse the machine
and we laughed because it was so predictable
but
the novelty wore off
and it became just as rewarding to discuss these type things as it was to actually do them
and the machine still lingered
we recognized that the only way to save ourselves from the seemingly imminent mess of the falling machine would be some other kind of group action
yes
something that would involve a group of people
a chunk of the machine itself
getting together and doing
something
but
it became apparent that we could not agree
and even if we could
the machine is still powerful enough to get rid of any threat to its illusion of control
and when it was observed that it could not be avoided
the efforts shifted to finding ways to keep our minds off it
hopefully
it would happen while we were sleeping
or
the machine would fall while we were in the movie theater
and we would exit
and see a path of destruction that somehow spared us
and left a trail of nourishment from the movie theater to the garden of eden
or
in between playing a quirky word game on an internet forum
the news ticker at the bottom of our monitor would say
'the end has come - everybody can stop pretending and relax'
but no
it is not gonna go down like that
the machine still lingers
and it still builds
in our search for escapism
both physical and mental
we found the internet
and the machine let us have it
for all of the outcasts and discontents which the machine had become so good at creating
there is a home on the internet
a feeling of togetherness
the machine would have you turn on the computer to release some tension
so you can muster up some strength
and go at it again tomorrow
the perfect form of entertainment
entertainment -
for the machine it is like saliva
it softens you up so you can be digested easier
so you dont know how to put up a fight
fuck that shit
the fun will not really start until the machine is down for the count
until then
the potential for being interrupted by the machine
and/or
tricked into doing machine work is always there
those who 'enjoy' the internet or search the internet for enjoyment
have been tricked into and endless search for escapism
and
the reason we cannot agree on anything is because the machine will not allow it
so
out of love
turn the internet into something that cannot be enjoyed
examine your motives
until loading a flash movie
or trolling an internet forum
becomes part of your job
and not something you do until the next time the machine calls your name
**
it will hurt a lot
but
it wont hurt for long
**
LHX - visions of a long sleep
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Or Kill Me / Discordians should learn how to FSU
« on: September 26, 2005, 04:35:27 pm »
i am the best master of every situation
that being said
i have not seen anything that you have done
unless you are responsible for the internet
which is unlikely
because i am pretty sure that was me
have you ever met-a-punk?
(baaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaa aaaaa that was lame shit)
does anybody know where i can get an updated version of the activity standards?
that being said
i have not seen anything that you have done
unless you are responsible for the internet
which is unlikely
because i am pretty sure that was me
have you ever met-a-punk?
(baaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaa aaaaa that was lame shit)
does anybody know where i can get an updated version of the activity standards?
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Or Kill Me / Rant 131: Discordoxy
« on: September 26, 2005, 03:14:36 pm »Quote from: Horab Fibslager
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1037
2nd post down...
you pay for the entertainment
the truth is thrown in for free
damn
thats some good shit
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Or Kill Me / Bullshit - Rant F.U.C.K.
« on: September 25, 2005, 05:08:14 pm »
learning to make armor out of bullshit would be the true art
i dont know what i meant when i just said 'true art'
but it would be a really good thing to be able to make armor out of bullshit
i dont know what i meant when i just said 'true art'
but it would be a really good thing to be able to make armor out of bullshit