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should be included in the n00b kit

in the cold

and
i am hungry

no shoes

and nobody cares

my soul
offered to help
but
it was kidding


eris

oh
eris



there is a poster of britney spears here at the library
she is holding a copy of a horry potter book over her snatch
and has a shirt with an american flag on it

Metapunk, why are trying so hard?

Would you relax if we sent you a target sign to wear?

as long as it is neon
and makes noises

umm really now guys, you took it all way to seriously, but if my stumbling into the party and spilling the bunch bowl and then urinating in the aquarium was amusing to you then you got whatever you needed from the moment at hand...

toss another mug into the air and slurp the beer before it gets soaked into the urine/fish water shaped mug by destroying the laws of gravity with my super anarchist fun powers...

it lasts longer if you take a picture

hahahahaaaaaaa

in the rain

We've had a lot of debate about The Machine(tm).

Some of mine:

http://kaegogi.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=56

Ask around for more.

i am getting a feel for it


like a blindfolded man taking a long walk on a short plank
when he puts his foot down
and doesnt feel any more plank

ohh well time to quite wasting my time replying to people who can only say your not cool, not like me, your ideas are lame and unoriginal and not even interesting.

i don't really care, did I come in here proclaiming I HAVE IT ALL FIGURED out...Discordians should learn how to fuck shit up...ohh wait, I did...

hahahahaha...that's hillfuckinglarious...

one thing I know for sure, discordians sure know how to engage in flame wars...ohh wait that's cuz we invented the concept.

yeah any steam i had is now deflated in the perspective of jaded disgruntledness i'm gonna go get a job at a corporate fast food resteraunt so i can get drunk and subscribe to newsweek...

fuck

coming to terms with this discordian shit really sucks ass



but
anything else seems to be suicide


ahhhhhhhhhhh well
you lose some
you lose some

it could be worse
technically

rookie mistake



wont happen again coach

i really cant stand grammar and punctuation

so
i let the lines stagger whatever way the thought flows

plus
i find it a bit easier on the eyes

Just gotta say, isn't that already in effect in the form of OM?  Or is that more just playing with people.  Cause, I don't know, preaching is pretty boring especially to the pinks who're questioning their shit already.  Who wants to get preached at, really?

this is also a good point



but
some rants do not come across as preaching

holy fuck



that is a great point

if we dont watch out this forum might become


(i dont know if i am allowed to say this word around here)

progressive?

fighting todays wars with weapons designed for yesterdays

anybody else notice how the machine seems to benefit whenever things look like they went wrong on the surface?

yeah

more organized events so there is an excuse to put up more cameras



the seeds of the downfall are more deeply rooted than that
the machine will fall because everybodys health is failing at a younger age and personal debt is on the rise


the main problem is that i do not think there is any human being alive who wants to see how ugly shit is gonna get for a while when everything shakes down



this isnt really about tipping over cows
its more about 5-year-olds spleens exploding because their happy meal turned out to be a little too happy

you may wish to exploit some of the growing gaps between the official truths and the way things may actually be. The average person is not blind or stupid. The average person is just distracted and many times just trying to get a handle on life. In an era when ADD and ADHD is becoming more and more prevalent, this should be a loud wake up call. We may not yet be at the point where those in control or who want to be in control can shape your minds, but they may have found a better way than any propagandizing or indoctrination: distraction.

i am feelin this fo sho

nice

from what i am seeing

we are changing things

its so much easier to call peoples bluffs now than ever before