I don't hate Canadians, mind you, some of my best friends are Canadian. However, marriage is an institution defined by scripture and tradition, which consists of a man and a woman. There is no mention in there about fur-covered savages from the polar wastelands of Toronto.
If Canadians are allowed to marry, this will destroy the marriages of good Christian Americans everywhere. It won't be special anymore, and what's more, it's a violation of God's Law, which is unchanging, unless you're a Mormon (and then only when it really has to).
It's also the thin edge of the wedge. If Canadians are allowed to marry, what next? Polygamy? People marrying their shoes? Anime spags marrying their fuck pillows? Welsh people tying the knot? (Note that I do not include beastiality, as that would be redundant.)
It has to end somewhere. Vote "NO" to Canadian Marriage in 2012.
Or Kill me.
hahahah :mittens:
On that note, I oppose Canadian education. You wouldn't waste tax dollars educating raccoons or beavers - so why Canadians?
but what aboot payne? :argh!:
:argh!:
You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:20:28 PM
:argh!:
You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!
You have the right to marry...A non-Canadian. Just like everyone else.
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:20:28 PM
:argh!:
You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!
And your shitty beer, your funny accents, and your moose riding police force. Plus, you allow French to be spoken in your country. It must be stopped.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 06:23:01 PM
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:20:28 PM
:argh!:
You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!
You have the right to marry...A non-Canadian. Just like everyone else.
But who would I marry?
1. Americans are American
2. Europeans smell too much
3. I can't understand Asian people most of the time
The only places left are Australia, and everything is fucking poisonous there. Why would the women be different?
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 10, 2010, 06:25:39 PM
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:20:28 PM
:argh!:
You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!
And your shitty beer, your funny accents, and your moose riding police force. Plus, you allow French to be spoken in your country. It must be stopped.
Only in Quebec, and Quebec never, ever counts.
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:26:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 06:23:01 PM
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:20:28 PM
:argh!:
You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!
You have the right to marry...A non-Canadian. Just like everyone else.
But who would I marry?
1. Americans are American
2. Europeans smell too much
3. I can't understand Asian people most of the time
The only places left are Australia, and everything is fucking poisonous there. Why would the women be different?
You missed Africa, Mexico and South America
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:28:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 10, 2010, 06:25:39 PM
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:20:28 PM
:argh!:
You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!
And your shitty beer, your funny accents, and your moose riding police force. Plus, you allow French to be spoken in your country. It must be stopped.
Only in Quebec, and Quebec never, ever counts.
It would if it wasn't so damn wishy-washy in seceding from Canada.
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Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:20:28 PM
:argh!:
You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!
And your shitty beer, your funny accents, and your moose riding police force. Plus, you allow French to be spoken in your country. It must be stopped.
Only in Quebec, and Quebec never, ever counts.
Unacceptable. You have not let them secede. Civil War in Canada! I demand it!
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:26:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 06:23:01 PM
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:20:28 PM
:argh!:
You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!
You have the right to marry...A non-Canadian. Just like everyone else.
But who would I marry?
1. Americans are American
2. Europeans smell too much
3. I can't understand Asian people most of the time
The only places left are Australia, and everything is fucking poisonous there. Why would the women be different?
Greenland.
Granted, the pickings are probably a bit slim. But think of all the available ocean front property.
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:argh!:
You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!
And your shitty beer, your funny accents, and your moose riding police force. Plus, you allow French to be spoken in your country. It must be stopped.
Only in Quebec, and Quebec never, ever counts.
Unacceptable. You have not let them secede. Civil War in Canada! I demand it!
They tried that with the Meech Lake Accords, but it occurred to them that someone might get hurt, so they went ice fishing instead.
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:26:05 PM
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:argh!:
You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!
You have the right to marry...A non-Canadian. Just like everyone else.
But who would I marry?
1. Americans are American
This is not necessarily true. There are those who America doesn't really want but can't come up with a good enough reason to kick them out.
IT'S ADAM AND EVE, NOT DARREN AND COLLEEN. :argh!:
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 10, 2010, 06:32:09 PM
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:26:05 PM
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Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:20:28 PM
:argh!:
You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!
You have the right to marry...A non-Canadian. Just like everyone else.
But who would I marry?
1. Americans are American
2. Europeans smell too much
3. I can't understand Asian people most of the time
The only places left are Australia, and everything is fucking poisonous there. Why would the women be different?
Greenland.
Granted, the pickings are probably a bit slim. But think of all the available ocean front property.
Greenlanders would be even
hairier.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 10, 2010, 06:31:13 PM
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:28:04 PM
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Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:20:28 PM
:argh!:
You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!
And your shitty beer, your funny accents, and your moose riding police force. Plus, you allow French to be spoken in your country. It must be stopped.
Only in Quebec, and Quebec never, ever counts.
Unacceptable. You have not let them secede. Civil War in Canada! I demand it!
We held a referendum, they voted against separation. Problem?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 06:32:57 PM
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Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:20:28 PM
:argh!:
You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!
And your shitty beer, your funny accents, and your moose riding police force. Plus, you allow French to be spoken in your country. It must be stopped.
Only in Quebec, and Quebec never, ever counts.
Unacceptable. You have not let them secede. Civil War in Canada! I demand it!
They tried that with the Meech Lake Accords, but it occurred to them that someone might get hurt, so they went ice fishing instead.
It also dawned on them that they would lose the 9 gazillion dollars/year they get from provincial equalization payments and Federal Bloc Quebecois favours.
Yes, but they ignore the greater good which is the sheer hilarity of having an independent country split another country into two. And also setting up a French nation on USA's doorstep, and we all know how much America hates the French.
They owe it to the world to secede!
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Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:20:28 PM
:argh!:
You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!
And your shitty beer, your funny accents, and your moose riding police force. Plus, you allow French to be spoken in your country. It must be stopped.
Only in Quebec, and Quebec never, ever counts.
Unacceptable. You have not let them secede. Civil War in Canada! I demand it!
We held a referendum, they voted against separation. Problem?
Sure, it's very easy to move a bunch of Ottowans and Torontoids into Montreal and have them register to vote in time for the referendum.
Besides, you English speaking Canucks should initiate a civil war to kick them OUT of Canada.
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:argh!:
You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!
You have the right to marry...A non-Canadian. Just like everyone else.
But who would I marry?
1. Americans are American
This is not necessarily true. There are those who America doesn't really want but can't come up with a good enough reason to kick them out.
It's too late. The America
TM has them, and the decontamination process is prohibitively expensive.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 06:36:49 PM
IT'S ADAM AND EVE, NOT DARREN AND COLLEEN. :argh!:
ADAM AND STEVE, NOT JAMES AND MARY
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 10, 2010, 06:41:32 PM
Yes, but they ignore the greater good which is the sheer hilarity of having an independent country split another country into two. And also setting up a French nation on USA's doorstep, and we all know how much America hates the French.
They owe it to the world to secede!
IT WOULD MAKE OUR MAPS LOOK FUNNY :tgrr:
(http://www.solarnavigator.net/geography/geography_images/Quebec_province_Canada_map_.png)
The Maritimes would be completely cut off, at the mercy of the French and the New Englanders.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 10, 2010, 06:43:56 PM
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Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:20:28 PM
:argh!:
You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!
And your shitty beer, your funny accents, and your moose riding police force. Plus, you allow French to be spoken in your country. It must be stopped.
Only in Quebec, and Quebec never, ever counts.
Unacceptable. You have not let them secede. Civil War in Canada! I demand it!
We held a referendum, they voted against separation. Problem?
Sure, it's very easy to move a bunch of Ottowans and Torontoids into Montreal and have them register to vote in time for the referendum.
Besides, you English speaking Canucks should initiate a civil war to kick them OUT of Canada.
Nah. The whole bilingual thing helps differentiate us from the Americans.
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:28:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 10, 2010, 06:25:39 PM
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:20:28 PM
:argh!:
You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!
And your shitty beer, your funny accents, and your moose riding police force. Plus, you allow French to be spoken in your country. It must be stopped.
Only in Quebec, and Quebec never, ever counts.
Couldn't agree more. Quebec never counts as Canada because it is vastly superior.
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:44:26 PM
The Maritimes would be completely cut off, at the mercy of the French and the New Englanders.
That's okay. New Brunswick and Nova Scotia have far more in common with Maine than they do Quebec anyway. I'll take it one step further. TRONE (The Rest of New England) should break away from the U.S., join the Maritime provinces and become our own nation of win and awesome. We can call it, MariTrone.
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:45:28 PM
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Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 10, 2010, 06:25:39 PM
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:20:28 PM
:argh!:
You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!
And your shitty beer, your funny accents, and your moose riding police force. Plus, you allow French to be spoken in your country. It must be stopped.
Only in Quebec, and Quebec never, ever counts.
Unacceptable. You have not let them secede. Civil War in Canada! I demand it!
We held a referendum, they voted against separation. Problem?
Sure, it's very easy to move a bunch of Ottowans and Torontoids into Montreal and have them register to vote in time for the referendum.
Besides, you English speaking Canucks should initiate a civil war to kick them OUT of Canada.
Nah. The whole bilingual thing helps differentiate us from the Americans.
Not necessary. We can tell by your teeth being ground down by chewing on seal skins.
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:44:26 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 10, 2010, 06:41:32 PM
Yes, but they ignore the greater good which is the sheer hilarity of having an independent country split another country into two. And also setting up a French nation on USA's doorstep, and we all know how much America hates the French.
They owe it to the world to secede!
IT WOULD MAKE OUR MAPS LOOK FUNNY :tgrr:
(http://www.solarnavigator.net/geography/geography_images/Quebec_province_Canada_map_.png)
The Maritimes would be completely cut off, at the mercy of the French and the New Englanders.
Kinda like what you do with Us and Alaska?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 10, 2010, 06:47:59 PM
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:44:26 PM
The Maritimes would be completely cut off, at the mercy of the French and the New Englanders.
That's okay. New Brunswick and Nova Scotia have far more in common with Maine than they do Quebec anyway. I'll take it one step further. TRONE (The Rest of New England) should break away from the U.S., join the Maritime provinces and become our own nation of win and awesome. We can call it, MariTrone.
You can have Vermont, we keep New Hampshire.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 10, 2010, 06:52:00 PM
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:44:26 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 10, 2010, 06:41:32 PM
Yes, but they ignore the greater good which is the sheer hilarity of having an independent country split another country into two. And also setting up a French nation on USA's doorstep, and we all know how much America hates the French.
They owe it to the world to secede!
IT WOULD MAKE OUR MAPS LOOK FUNNY :tgrr:
(http://www.solarnavigator.net/geography/geography_images/Quebec_province_Canada_map_.png)
The Maritimes would be completely cut off, at the mercy of the French and the New Englanders.
Kinda like what you do with Us and Alaska?
Well, give us Alaska then. Keep the Palins.
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:57:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 10, 2010, 06:52:00 PM
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:44:26 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 10, 2010, 06:41:32 PM
Yes, but they ignore the greater good which is the sheer hilarity of having an independent country split another country into two. And also setting up a French nation on USA's doorstep, and we all know how much America hates the French.
They owe it to the world to secede!
IT WOULD MAKE OUR MAPS LOOK FUNNY :tgrr:
(http://www.solarnavigator.net/geography/geography_images/Quebec_province_Canada_map_.png)
The Maritimes would be completely cut off, at the mercy of the French and the New Englanders.
Kinda like what you do with Us and Alaska?
Well, give us Alaska then. Keep the Palins.
No deal. Give us that thing there north of Washington.
No, no, no forget Alaska and Washington, we're talking about making a new East Coast powerhouse here. We don't want no fish mongers or pipeline huggers.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 10, 2010, 07:03:53 PM
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Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 10, 2010, 06:41:32 PM
Yes, but they ignore the greater good which is the sheer hilarity of having an independent country split another country into two. And also setting up a French nation on USA's doorstep, and we all know how much America hates the French.
They owe it to the world to secede!
IT WOULD MAKE OUR MAPS LOOK FUNNY :tgrr:
(http://www.solarnavigator.net/geography/geography_images/Quebec_province_Canada_map_.png)
The Maritimes would be completely cut off, at the mercy of the French and the New Englanders.
Kinda like what you do with Us and Alaska?
Well, give us Alaska then. Keep the Palins.
No deal. Give us that thing there north of Washington.
What, BC? Fuck no.
That's the nicest part of Canada: powered almost entirely by hydro, absolutely beautiful scenery, a 10-month growing season. Vancouver Island, where I intend to move.
You people would fuck it up, bad.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 10, 2010, 07:08:07 PM
No, no, no forget Alaska and Washington, we're talking about making a new East Coast powerhouse here. We don't want no fish mongers or pipeline huggers.
Alright, how about the colonies from Pennsylvania and up, including Vermont and Maine, plus the maritimes and Greenland. From there we flex our muscle and show the world what's what by forcibly annexing Iceland. And we'll do that with longboats just for shits and giggles.
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 07:14:13 PM
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Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 10, 2010, 06:41:32 PM
Yes, but they ignore the greater good which is the sheer hilarity of having an independent country split another country into two. And also setting up a French nation on USA's doorstep, and we all know how much America hates the French.
They owe it to the world to secede!
IT WOULD MAKE OUR MAPS LOOK FUNNY :tgrr:
(http://www.solarnavigator.net/geography/geography_images/Quebec_province_Canada_map_.png)
The Maritimes would be completely cut off, at the mercy of the French and the New Englanders.
Kinda like what you do with Us and Alaska?
Well, give us Alaska then. Keep the Palins.
No deal. Give us that thing there north of Washington.
What, BC? Fuck no.
That's the nicest part of Canada: powered almost entirely by hydro, absolutely beautiful scenery, a 10-month growing season. The pot.
You people would fuck it up, bad.
If you say it's British Columbia we'll have to take your word for it. Americans have more important things to do than remember your political subdivisions. We have enough trouble with our own maps.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 10, 2010, 07:16:39 PM
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Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 10, 2010, 06:41:32 PM
Yes, but they ignore the greater good which is the sheer hilarity of having an independent country split another country into two. And also setting up a French nation on USA's doorstep, and we all know how much America hates the French.
They owe it to the world to secede!
IT WOULD MAKE OUR MAPS LOOK FUNNY :tgrr:
(http://www.solarnavigator.net/geography/geography_images/Quebec_province_Canada_map_.png)
The Maritimes would be completely cut off, at the mercy of the French and the New Englanders.
Kinda like what you do with Us and Alaska?
Well, give us Alaska then. Keep the Palins.
No deal. Give us that thing there north of Washington.
What, BC? Fuck no.
That's the nicest part of Canada: powered almost entirely by hydro, absolutely beautiful scenery, a 10-month growing season. The pot.
You people would fuck it up, bad.
If you say it's British Columbia we'll have to take your word for it. Americans have more important things to do than remember your political subdivisions. We have enough trouble with our own maps.
It's Canada's primary source of Marijuana and Hippies.
OUR shitty beer? Oh you Americans and your wacky humour. Yeah, that's right, I spelled it with a "u".
Quote from: The Android on November 10, 2010, 09:10:50 PM
OUR shitty beer? Oh you Americans and your wacky humour. Yeah, that's right, I spelled it with a "u".
Our shitty beer was intended for export only while we kept the good stuff. But Americans don't like things that are better.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 10, 2010, 09:12:40 PM
Quote from: The Android on November 10, 2010, 09:10:50 PM
OUR shitty beer? Oh you Americans and your wacky humour. Yeah, that's right, I spelled it with a "u".
Our shitty beer was intended for export only while we kept the good stuff. But Americans don't like things that are better.
What's this "good stuff" you keep to yourselves? Pabst Blue Ribbon? :lulz:
Quote from: The Android on November 10, 2010, 09:13:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 10, 2010, 09:12:40 PM
Quote from: The Android on November 10, 2010, 09:10:50 PM
OUR shitty beer? Oh you Americans and your wacky humour. Yeah, that's right, I spelled it with a "u".
Our shitty beer was intended for export only while we kept the good stuff. But Americans don't like things that are better.
What's this "good stuff" you keep to yourselves? Pabst Blue Ribbon? :lulz:
It's not for you. Only for loyal Americans.
British Columbia? What a stupid name for a province. Everyone knows that Britain never colonized Colombia.
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 10, 2010, 09:34:10 PM
British Columbia? What a stupid name for a province. Everyone knows that Britain never colonized Colombia.
Also, we have states. They're stuck with provinces. Hence the term "provincial".
We are clearly superior.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 09:35:06 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 10, 2010, 09:34:10 PM
British Columbia? What a stupid name for a province. Everyone knows that Britain never colonized Colombia.
Also, we have states. They're stuck with provinces. Hence the term "provincial".
We are clearly superior.
We have Leonard Cohen, you have "The Situation"... you win.
Quote from: The Android on November 10, 2010, 09:49:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 09:35:06 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 10, 2010, 09:34:10 PM
British Columbia? What a stupid name for a province. Everyone knows that Britain never colonized Colombia.
Also, we have states. They're stuck with provinces. Hence the term "provincial".
We are clearly superior.
We have Leonard Cohen, you have "The Situation"... you win.
We have Cohen's
Everybody Knows. That should be the new national anthem.
QuoteEverybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows that the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows that the boat is leaking
Everybody knows that the captain lied
Everybody got this broken feeling
Like their father or their dog just died
Everybody talking to their pockets
Everybody wants a box of chocolates
And a long stem rose
Everybody knows
Everybody knows that you love me baby
Everybody knows that you really do
Everybody knows that you've been faithful
Ah give or take a night or two
Everybody knows you've been discreet
But there were so many people you just had to meet
Without your clothes
And everybody knows
Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
And everybody knows that it's now or never
Everybody knows that it's me or you
And everybody knows that you live forever
Ah when you've done a line or two
Everybody knows the deal is rotten
Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton
For your ribbons and bows
And everybody knows
And everybody knows that the Plague is coming
Everybody knows that it's moving fast
Everybody knows that the naked man and woman
Are just a shining artifact of the past
Everybody knows the scene is dead
But there's gonna be a meter on your bed
That will disclose
What everybody knows
And everybody knows that you're in trouble
Everybody knows what you've been through
From the bloody cross on top of Calvary
To the beach of Malibu
Everybody knows it's coming apart
Take one last look at this Sacred Heart
Before it blows
And everybody knows
Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
Oh everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows
Quote from: The Android on November 10, 2010, 09:49:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 09:35:06 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 10, 2010, 09:34:10 PM
British Columbia? What a stupid name for a province. Everyone knows that Britain never colonized Colombia.
Also, we have states. They're stuck with provinces. Hence the term "provincial".
We are clearly superior.
We have Leonard Cohen, you have "The Situation"... you win.
You also have Celine Dion, Bryan Adams, Sum 41, and Drake.
Nah, you guys TOTALLY win.
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:26:05 PM
The only places left are Australia, and everything is fucking poisonous there. Why would the women be different?
It's true, plus you Canadians are likely to get melanoma.
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:argh!:
You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!
And your shitty beer, your funny accents, and your moose riding police force. Plus, you allow French to be spoken in your country. It must be stopped.
Only in Quebec, and Quebec never, ever counts.
Unacceptable. You have not let them secede. Civil War in Canada! I demand it!
It's called hockey.
Quote from: Rumckle on November 10, 2010, 11:28:03 PM
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:26:05 PM
The only places left are Australia, and everything is fucking poisonous there. Why would the women be different?
It's true, plus you Canadians are likely to get melanoma.
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Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:28:04 PM
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Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:20:28 PM
:argh!:
You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!
And your shitty beer, your funny accents, and your moose riding police force. Plus, you allow French to be spoken in your country. It must be stopped.
Only in Quebec, and Quebec never, ever counts.
Unacceptable. You have not let them secede. Civil War in Canada! I demand it!
It's called hockey.
:mittens:
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:26:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 06:23:01 PM
Quote from: Remington on November 10, 2010, 06:20:28 PM
:argh!:
You hate our freedoms! And our healthcare!
You have the right to marry...A non-Canadian. Just like everyone else.
But who would I marry?
1. Americans are American
2. Europeans smell too much
3. I can't understand Asian people most of the time
The only places left are Australia, and everything is fucking poisonous there. Why would the women be different?
I'm not sure how that differs from women elsewhere...
TGRR, I hope you don't mind that I have converted Mr. Language to the Anti-Canadian-marriage viewpoint. He is proselytizing on Facebook.
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2010, 05:58:01 AM
TGRR, I hope you don't mind that I have converted Mr. Language to the Anti-Canadian-marriage viewpoint. He is proselytizing on Facebook.
Not at all! Go nuts with it. This is the best way to deal with zealots like Phelps, etc. Parody them right to the fucking wall. Make 'em laugh til they expel vital organs.
For the record, not only am I against Canadian marriage, but I would also be against Canadian intercourse... if it ever took place.
Quote from: Hoopla on November 11, 2010, 04:31:33 PM
For the record, not only am I against Canadian marriage, but I would also be against Canadian intercourse... if it ever took place.
The mating habits of Canadians are, while disgusting, well documented. It's done doggy style, so both partners can watch Hockey Night in Canada. This is why all Canadians have birthdays in late summer to mid autumn.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2010, 04:34:25 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 11, 2010, 04:31:33 PM
For the record, not only am I against Canadian marriage, but I would also be against Canadian intercourse... if it ever took place.
The mating habits of Canadians are, while disgusting, well documented. It's done doggy style, so both partners can watch Hockey Night in Canada. This is why all Canadians have birthdays in late summer to mid autumn.
Christ it's true, my birthday is September 9th.
Quote from: Hoopla on November 11, 2010, 04:38:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2010, 04:34:25 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 11, 2010, 04:31:33 PM
For the record, not only am I against Canadian marriage, but I would also be against Canadian intercourse... if it ever took place.
The mating habits of Canadians are, while disgusting, well documented. It's done doggy style, so both partners can watch Hockey Night in Canada. This is why all Canadians have birthdays in late summer to mid autumn.
Christ it's true, my birthday is September 9th.
October 31st.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2010, 04:43:59 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 11, 2010, 04:38:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2010, 04:34:25 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 11, 2010, 04:31:33 PM
For the record, not only am I against Canadian marriage, but I would also be against Canadian intercourse... if it ever took place.
The mating habits of Canadians are, while disgusting, well documented. It's done doggy style, so both partners can watch Hockey Night in Canada. This is why all Canadians have birthdays in late summer to mid autumn.
Christ it's true, my birthday is September 9th.
October 31st.
Oct 19th
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on November 10, 2010, 06:18:49 PM
but what aboot payne? :argh!:
...what you trying to say, Pixie?
8)
Quote from: Hoopla on November 11, 2010, 04:31:33 PM
For the record, not only am I against Canadian marriage, but I would also be against Canadian intercourse... if it ever took place.
The friction burns are horrible.