http://www.peer.org/news/news_id.php?row_id=801
OHGODDAMNITALLTOFUCKINGHELL!
I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER! I SHIT YOU NOT!
SO...PISSED...OFF!
For the last fucking time, get your Jesus out of my goddamn government! I have had it up to HERE with these bastards! Tell you what...If these freaks think that God created the Grand Canyon, then he must have done it for a purpose, right? Yeah! And I'll tell you what it is! To toss the goddamn Jesus freaks in, after they GET SODOMIZED BY FERDINAND THE FUCKING BULL!
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
Or kill me.
I want to kill a mother fucker too,
We all do.
Wow...
Yeah...
Just wow.
At least we're winning the culture war amirite?
Quote from: Hangero on January 04, 2007, 08:17:36 AM
I want to kill a mother fucker too,
We all do.
Wow...
Yeah...
Just wow.
At least we're winning the culture war amirite?
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Quote,ÄúAs one park geologist said, this is equivalent of Yellowstone National Park selling a book entitled Geysers of Old Faithful: Nostrils of Satan,,Äù Ruch added.
I want to write that book.
:lol:
This article will be my rebuttal to anyone saying that religion is not corrosive. Hindering science because it endangers the monkey mythology is the most fucked up things I can think of.
God must hate the universe to flood it
and kill almost all of mankind, and species such as dinosaurs
Quote from: TGGRUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
2nded
throw em all in
they're all crazy :argh!:
I feel for the poor saps who have to sell the book with a straight face.
You guys would've loved this guy I saw on Jon Stewart a few weeks ago. The guy was talking about the people that were supposed to go over and over see things in Iraq, such as the new government and reconstruction.
Here are some question that were NOT asked of the candidates:
"Do you have experience, in postwar reconstruction?"
"Do you have a basic understanding of the various sects?"
They instead asked questions like these:
"Did you vote for Dubbya?"
"What's your stance on Rowe v. Wade?"
They wanted loyal Conservative Christians over there, not specialist.
I imagine most of you know the story of the gay soldier kicked out. He was one of the few soldiers that spoke fluent Arabic (which they are running seriously low on), and they kicked him out because Jesus doesn't approve of his gayness.
Jesus is fucking up science and our glorious war.
It ain't Jesus--it's his followers. I'm not a Bible-loving motherhumper by any stretch, but this is just gummament run amok, plain and simple.
And there ain't a thing done about it.
Fucking damned shame it takes a while to undo all this mess once it's done, too.
Quote from: Jenne on January 04, 2007, 05:46:19 PM
It ain't Jesus--it's his followers.  I'm not a Bible-loving motherhumper by any stretch, but this is just gummament run amok, plain and simple.
And there ain't a thing done about it.
Fucking damned shame it takes a while to undo all this mess once it's done, too.
Put me in office. I'll fix it. I'll fix it ALL.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2007, 05:48:13 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 04, 2007, 05:46:19 PM
It ain't Jesus--it's his followers. I'm not a Bible-loving motherhumper by any stretch, but this is just gummament run amok, plain and simple.
And there ain't a thing done about it.
Fucking damned shame it takes a while to undo all this mess once it's done, too.
Put me in office. I'll fix it. I'll fix it ALL.
Sho thang--when do you sign up?!
:D
Quote from: Jenne on January 04, 2007, 05:48:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2007, 05:48:13 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 04, 2007, 05:46:19 PM
It ain't Jesus--it's his followers.  I'm not a Bible-loving motherhumper by any stretch, but this is just gummament run amok, plain and simple.
And there ain't a thing done about it.
Fucking damned shame it takes a while to undo all this mess once it's done, too.
Put me in office. I'll fix it. I'll fix it ALL.
Sho thang--when do you sign up?!
:D
Sign up for what? This ain't gonna be no
election.
What will our Prezitator Fred think of this?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/fred08zamboni.jpg)
Oooh, is the PD going to have it's own version of "Sectarian Violence"
pretty please :-D
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2007, 05:57:04 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 04, 2007, 05:48:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2007, 05:48:13 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 04, 2007, 05:46:19 PM
It ain't Jesus--it's his followers. I'm not a Bible-loving motherhumper by any stretch, but this is just gummament run amok, plain and simple.
And there ain't a thing done about it.
Fucking damned shame it takes a while to undo all this mess once it's done, too.
Put me in office. I'll fix it. I'll fix it ALL.
Sho thang--when do you sign up?!
:D
Sign up for what? This ain't gonna be no election.
Asshat coup ftw?
Quote from: Jenne on January 04, 2007, 06:15:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2007, 05:57:04 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 04, 2007, 05:48:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2007, 05:48:13 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 04, 2007, 05:46:19 PM
It ain't Jesus--it's his followers.  I'm not a Bible-loving motherhumper by any stretch, but this is just gummament run amok, plain and simple.
And there ain't a thing done about it.
Fucking damned shame it takes a while to undo all this mess once it's done, too.
Put me in office. I'll fix it. I'll fix it ALL.
Sho thang--when do you sign up?!
:D
Sign up for what? This ain't gonna be no election.
Asshat coup ftw?
Fuck yeah. I just have to get NoodleFred on board.
Quote from: hunter s.durden on January 04, 2007, 02:55:21 PM
You guys would've loved this guy I saw on Jon Stewart a few weeks ago. The guy was talking about the people that were supposed to go over and over see things in Iraq, such as the new government and reconstruction.
Here are some question that were NOT asked of the candidates:
"Do you have experience, in postwar reconstruction?"
"Do you have a basic understanding of the various sects?"
They instead asked questions like these:
"Did you vote for Dubbya?"
"What's your stance on Rowe v. Wade?"
They wanted loyal Conservative Christians over there, not specialist.
I imagine most of you know the story of the gay soldier kicked out. He was one of the few soldiers that spoke fluent Arabic (which they are running seriously low on), and they kicked him out because Jesus doesn't approve of his gayness.
Jesus is fucking up science and our glorious war.
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/apocalypse.jpg)
hehehe that one guy got his finger up the nose of the other guy.
(also: bucketed)
I think that's Fallwell's finger up Dubya's nose...
SillyCybin, I'd find that funny except I honestly believe that's what Dubya is trying to do.
Quote from: Jenne on January 04, 2007, 07:40:05 PM
I think that's Fallwell's finger up Dubya's nose...
It certainly is.
Quote from: DJRubberducky on January 05, 2007, 02:36:38 PM
SillyCybin, I'd find that funny except I honestly believe that's what Dubya is trying to do. 
What, get Falwell to pick his nose?
Its the Dominionist ideal, certainly, and explains their sickening U-turn from anti-semitism to Israel being able to do no wrong. If the Kingdom of Israel is not at its Biblical boundaries by the time of the Apocalypse (which 25% of the Pentagon once believed would be nuclear war with the USSR, but now could easily be China or Iran), then Jesus will shut up shop and cleanse the earth of the faithful and unbeliever alike.
I'm glad policy is being decided along incorrect interpretations of 2000 year old fairy tales. Srsly. Its like going to Iran, without having to travel.
Quote from: Cain on January 06, 2007, 12:35:18 PM
policy is being decided along incorrect interpretations of 2000 year old fairy tales.
I'll have that onn a teeshirt please.
its a little too long for a shirt
but im sure if you take your time, you could photoshop it and mike a nice compact pic for us to spread
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on January 06, 2007, 05:07:07 PM
its a little too long for a shirt
but im sure if you take your time, you could photoshop it and mike a nice compact pic for us to spread
oh shit that would require people to actually know something before hand
sorry my bad
fundamentalism makes baby cthulu cry...
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