Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: rygD on March 11, 2007, 05:10:47 PM

Title: Bitchin'
Post by: rygD on March 11, 2007, 05:10:47 PM
I think there are a few terms we need to get away from with all of this.  I will even go so far as to say that the Discordian Society as a whole needs to get away from them, except while referencing them in the cutesy fun little stories they were used in to get their point across.  At this point they seem to be hindering the advancement of the ideas they represented.  Evidence of this is that these terms changed through time.  Because the last version of "Principia Discordia"  included these terms, must we use them, rather than continue to help the ideas evolve?

With "Aneristic", unless it is a forgery, the first edition of PD never used this term, but did however have these ideas.  Then better terms for the ideas were created.  Why does it have to be stagnant now?  Let's find a term that doesn't limit the use of the term only to us.  I am not very up on what is currently going on over in the damned UK, but I know that, in America at least, the nation as a whole is seeing an ever increasing part of their life influenced by that which can be called by this name.  I was hoping to find a word already widely used that would fit.  I, at present, am unable to find one, and I am too lazy to keep thinking about it.  I will eventually find, or create, one if someone else is unable to first.

Now, on to the one that I see thrown around in all the wrong ways: "Greyface".  Alright, I understand there was a story that included it.  I realise that story may have seemed like more than a story to some.  The point of it was not to call everyone a greyface.  The idea that it was used to spread is what is important, not the fucking name.  Humans*, or at least english speaking ones, seem to like to make references to literature, which is wonderful.  What is saddening, though, is when you refuse to state that the map is not the territory.  Do I call everyone who takes the fall for someone else "Jesus" or "Christ" or those words/names in any other language?  How about someone who seems powerful, but has a weakness that is either not known or difficult to use against them being called "Achilles"?  These are stories that have a message, and the two remain seperate.  Why do so many of you insist on calling people, or groups "Greyface".  We have other words out there that describe these people better, and more accurately.  At those times where it is the most suitable term, which is not as often as some seem to believe, I understand using it, or, even better, using "Greyfaced" or maybe "Greyfacian", but get the fuck over our stories.  Be more original, I know you can do it.

I don't even want to get started on cabbage, so I will repeat that last sentence: "Be more original, I know you can do it".  If not, then you all don't belong in the Discordian Society.  I am sure there is some neopagan group out there that wants you to believe their stories are wholly real.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 11, 2007, 05:16:55 PM
Quote from: rygD on March 11, 2007, 05:10:47 PM

If not, then you all don't belong in the Discordian Society.


I'm just guessing that the irony of this closing remark was wasted on you?
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: rygD on March 11, 2007, 05:20:36 PM
I don't even mean it that seriously, I just get sick of seeing this shit sometimes.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Lies on March 11, 2007, 11:20:17 PM
OMG it's a greyface disguised as a cabbage pretending to be a discordian!
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Sir Perineal on March 12, 2007, 02:48:17 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 11, 2007, 11:20:17 PM
OMG it's a greyface disguised as a cabbage pretending to be a discordian!

You forgot to call him aneristic  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Sir Perineal on March 12, 2007, 02:55:09 AM
Oh, and for the OP:

I kind of liked "aneristic," as used heavily in pages 00049-00051 in the PD.  That section was ment to be a parody of modern philosophy, which is ripe with made-up words that serve to inflate the egos of their speakers.

I kind of agree with you on the "Greyface" and "cabbage" thing.  You make a really good point about "Greyface," and with respect to "cabbage," I never really liked it anyway, not to mention that it doesn't seem to be that central to the PD anyway.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2007, 03:00:09 AM
All of you fake Discordians get the FUCK out of my religion.

kthxbye.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Lies on March 12, 2007, 08:13:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2007, 03:00:09 AM
All of you fake Discordians get the FUCK out of my religion.

kthxbye.
All of you fake Discordians get the FUCK out of MY religion.

kthxbye.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: LMNO on March 12, 2007, 01:17:44 PM
Ry, I'd be happy to give up "Aneristic", "Greyface" and "Cabbage", provided you give me terms for the Illusion that there is, and should be, order in the things we percieve; for the characteristic of someone who attempts to assert Order and Personal Morality upon others; and for unthinking, robotic, knee-jerk domesticated apes.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2007, 05:06:10 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 12, 2007, 08:13:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2007, 03:00:09 AM
All of you fake Discordians get the FUCK out of my religion.

kthxbye.
All of you fake Discordians get the FUCK out of MY religion.

kthxbye.


What religion is that?  The First Church of Stoner-Hippie-Dumbshits?
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2007, 05:06:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 12, 2007, 01:17:44 PM
Ry, I'd be happy to give up "Aneristic", "Greyface" and "Cabbage", provided you give me terms for the Illusion that there is, and should be, order in the things we percieve; for the characteristic of someone who attempts to assert Order and Personal Morality upon others; and for unthinking, robotic, knee-jerk domesticated apes.

I just use "fuckhead".
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Suu on March 12, 2007, 05:24:54 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 12, 2007, 08:13:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2007, 03:00:09 AM
All of you fake Discordians get the FUCK out of my religion.

kthxbye.
All of you fake Discordians get the FUCK out of MY religion.

kthxbye.


Charming, to the last. *sidesteps for Rog to continue*
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Lies on March 13, 2007, 03:48:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2007, 05:06:10 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 12, 2007, 08:13:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2007, 03:00:09 AM
All of you fake Discordians get the FUCK out of my religion.

kthxbye.
All of you fake Discordians get the FUCK out of MY religion.

kthxbye.


What religion is that?  The First Church of Stoner-Hippie-Dumbshits?
First Church of Zen Irony, actually, I think.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Heckler567 on March 13, 2007, 05:24:22 PM
discordian and society together, isnt that a paridox, societies there to bring order, stability and the social control that the man wants

discordia is the opposite
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Cain on March 13, 2007, 05:29:03 PM
What dictionary are YOU using?

"A society is a group of human beings distinguishable from other groups by mutual interests, characteristic relationships, shared institutions and a common culture. "
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 14, 2007, 11:48:27 AM
Society = tiny group of individuals which rapidly grows into a huge fucking shambles

Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Jenne on March 17, 2007, 06:47:26 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on March 12, 2007, 05:24:54 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 12, 2007, 08:13:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2007, 03:00:09 AM
All of you fake Discordians get the FUCK out of my religion.

kthxbye.
All of you fake Discordians get the FUCK out of MY religion.

kthxbye.


Charming, to the last. *sidesteps for Rog to continue*

General Tarkin!

And rygD...all movements, all religions, irreligious or not, have their "ese"...Greyface, Pinks, Cabbages, "aneristic," these are Discordianese.  Without them, there's no argot, no lingo, no connection between fellow Discordians...or as I call them, "rdians."

They must stay, I'm sorry to say.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Lies on March 18, 2007, 04:09:51 PM
Well, really, there are no rules, you can feel free to change the wording if you like, or if you want, completely re-write the principia discordia. It says so in it.

But Jenne observed, this is the discordian lingo.
Without it, it would get very confusing if everyone were using different terms for the same thing if all of us didn't know what the other's terms were.

So go ahead, think up new words for "greyface" and "cabbage". We might understand you, or we might not.
But just keep in mind, if you do manage to successfully change terms around within a certain branch of people, then alot of old discordian texts that aren't in PD could very well lose their meaning on the "next gen" of the discordians, if you somehow popularised these new terms for a next "official" version of the PD.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 06:24:43 AM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on March 12, 2007, 05:24:54 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 12, 2007, 08:13:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2007, 03:00:09 AM
All of you fake Discordians get the FUCK out of my religion.

kthxbye.
All of you fake Discordians get the FUCK out of MY religion.

kthxbye.


Charming, to the last. *sidesteps for Rog to continue*

Right.  Okay, everyone start shut the fuck upping, please.

Thanks.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 06:26:24 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 18, 2007, 04:09:51 PM
a next "official" version of the PD.

Gah!  Perish the fucking notion!  It isn't like the drivel those two fucking hippies wrote was bad enough?

Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: guest7654 on March 19, 2007, 07:04:03 AM
if you dislike the PD then why are u here?  Damn subgenii.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 07:08:39 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 07:04:03 AM
if you dislike the PD then why are u here?  Damn subgenii.

Oh, hell.

Do we really have to go through all this again, or shall I just post the relevant links?
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Messier Undertree on March 19, 2007, 07:10:48 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 07:04:03 AM
if you dislike the PD then why are u here?  Damn subgenii.

I dislike the PD.

And Discordianism.

The Subgenii can go fuck themselves too.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 07:08:39 AM
Oh, hell.

Do we really have to go through all this again, or shall I just post the relevant links?

It'll take you a while to list every page of the PD.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 07:12:45 AM
Quote from: davedim on March 19, 2007, 07:10:48 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 07:04:03 AM
if you dislike the PD then why are u here?  Damn subgenii.

I dislike the PD.

And Discordianism.

The Subgenii can go fuck themselves too.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 07:08:39 AM
Oh, hell.

Do we really have to go through all this again, or shall I just post the relevant links?

It'll take you a while to list every page of the PD.

When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

TGRR,
Getting used to the New America,Ñ¢.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Messier Undertree on March 19, 2007, 07:15:17 AM
:roll:
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 07:16:00 AM
Quote from: davedim on March 19, 2007, 07:15:17 AM
:roll:

Keep rolling those eyes, precious.

There's always more room in the chainlink enclosures.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: guest7654 on March 19, 2007, 07:19:35 AM
r u law enforcement?
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 07:21:16 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 07:19:35 AM
r u law enforcement?

As a matter of fact, yeah.

Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: guest7654 on March 19, 2007, 07:24:44 AM
figures
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 07:26:23 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 07:24:44 AM
figures

Yeah, it's gotten so you can't trust anyone.

Not even the cop who pulls you over on suspicion of being suspicious, and then decides to conduct an on-the-spot vehicle inspection.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: guest7654 on March 19, 2007, 07:27:56 AM
exactly...
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Lies on March 19, 2007, 07:29:41 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 06:26:24 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 18, 2007, 04:09:51 PM
a next "official" version of the PD.

Gah!  Perish the fucking notion!  It isn't like the drivel those two fucking hippies wrote was bad enough?



Well, I'm assuming here that rygd is going to take make a new updated version and manages to find a remote island that doesn't have the internet and manages to brainwash them all to using his new version of the PD that doesn't have Greyface, Cabbage or Aneristic in it.
And then declares war on all people who use any of the above mentioned words.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 07:29:59 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 07:27:56 AM
exactly...

Someone should DO something.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 07:30:48 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 19, 2007, 07:29:41 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 06:26:24 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 18, 2007, 04:09:51 PM
a next "official" version of the PD.

Gah!  Perish the fucking notion!  It isn't like the drivel those two fucking hippies wrote was bad enough?



Well, I'm assuming here that rygd is going to take make a new updated version and manages to find a remote island that doesn't have the internet and manages to brainwash them all to using his new version of the PD that doesn't have Greyface, Cabbage or Aneristic in it.
And then declares war on all people who use any of the above mentioned words.

Sounds good.

And I shall be waiting to mock this new work, just as I have been mocking the two filthy hippies for the last 30+ years.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: guest7654 on March 19, 2007, 07:33:54 AM
dont be mad at me be mad at yourself for not being like me
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Lies on March 19, 2007, 07:38:04 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 07:33:54 AM
dont be mad at me be mad at yourself for not being like me

You have no idea how painful it is for me to hear you say that...
Seriously man, you're asking for it. Trust me.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 07:42:16 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 07:33:54 AM
dont be mad at me be mad at yourself for not being like me

Work on your act, kid.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 07:42:52 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 19, 2007, 07:38:04 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 07:33:54 AM
dont be mad at me be mad at yourself for not being like me

You have no idea how painful it is for me to hear you say that...
Seriously man, you're asking for it. Trust me.

Maybe tomorrow.  All my hate leaked out, and I have to build up a new reserve.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: guest7654 on March 19, 2007, 07:46:26 AM
your just scared.  lol...
man you rly think extremely highly of yourself dont' you. 
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 07:50:49 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 07:46:26 AM
your just scared.  lol...

man you rly think extremely highly of yourself dont' you. 

1.  Um.  No.

2.  Oh, yes, absolutely.  Thanks for asking.

Just let me know when it's time for you and I to rip the shit out of this board while we flame each other, okay?  Your type isn't exactly unique, and I get a little bored dealing with you.

Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Lies on March 19, 2007, 07:53:25 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 07:46:26 AM
your just scared.  lol...
man you rly think extremely highly of yourself dont' you. 

You really like tempting fate, don't you...
*sigh*
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 07:56:15 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 19, 2007, 07:53:25 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 07:46:26 AM
your just scared.  lol...
man you rly think extremely highly of yourself dont' you. 

You really like tempting fate, don't you...
*sigh*


Now you see what I was talking about.

You know, it's entirely possible Ratzass here will figure out that he's wasting time acting like an ass, and get down to brass tacks.

What do you figure the odds of that are?

Problem with being the Welcome Wagon around here is that EVERY new guy has this attitude, and EVERY one thinks he's being unique.  The smart ones learn, and the stupid eventually leave and start Myspace boards about what jackoffs we are here.

Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: guest7654 on March 19, 2007, 07:56:40 AM
my type?  hmmm.  I am not shooting for that, but I wont take shit from you even if you are loved and admired and mod and what not.  I just see parts of you that get on my nerves and wish to shine some light on them.  

The enlightened take things lightly.  

I doubt you can even take that cliche lighty.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: guest7654 on March 19, 2007, 07:57:19 AM
Goddess told me i can play with fire and not get burned.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 07:58:54 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 07:56:40 AM
my type?  hmmm.  I am not shooting for that, but I wont take shit from you even if you are loved and admired and mod and what not.  I just see parts of you that get on my nerves and wish to shine some light on them.  

The enlightened take things lightly.  

I doubt you can even take that cliche lighty.

See what I mean, Lysergic?  Even the enlightenment garbage again.

Tiresome.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 07:59:39 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 07:57:19 AM
Goddess told me i can play with fire and not get burned.

And now the claims of supernatural guidance.

Yawn.

TGRR,
Has seen it all, a thousand times. 
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: guest7654 on March 19, 2007, 08:00:46 AM
you think your so original?
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: guest7654 on March 19, 2007, 08:02:34 AM
claims of superiority over most humans?  hmm sounds familiar.  If you were so damn superior why are they out fucking and having fun and you are here existing behind a mask
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:02:38 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:00:46 AM
you think your so original?


:|

Well, go on, get it out of your system.   Amaze us all.  Show us how different you are.  Just like everybody else.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: guest7654 on March 19, 2007, 08:03:32 AM
im not the one claiming to be so original it is you
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:03:37 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:02:34 AM
claims of superiority over most humans?  hmm sounds familiar.  If you were so damn superior why are they out fucking and having fun and you are here existing behind a mask

Holy crap.  It's like you guys have a script or something.  It's the same EVERY TIME.

Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Lies on March 19, 2007, 08:04:30 AM
Yeah, seriously, I can see how much of a wipe I was.

Rza man, I got nothing against you dude.
Seriously, go have a look at the posts I've made a few days ago.

You'll see, that the way your acting now, and the way I was acting, are pretty much, well, clone like.

I know exactly what your thinking man.
I know that you think that Rog is being a dick.
And well, he is being a dick.
But only as much a dick as zen masters are dicks for whacking thier students with big planks of wood.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:05:14 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:03:32 AM
im not the one claiming to be so original

That's fortunate.

Because you're the 4th asshole in the last 7 days to barge in here acting like the village belligerant drunk.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: guest7654 on March 19, 2007, 08:05:45 AM
now that was original...
and lys, no offense but I already read....and you were being stupid
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:06:21 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 19, 2007, 08:04:30 AM
Yeah, seriously, I can see how much of a wipe I was.

Rza man, I got nothing against you dude.
Seriously, go have a look at the posts I've made a few days ago.

You'll see, that the way your acting now, and the way I was acting, are pretty much, well, clone like.

I know exactly what your thinking man.
I know that you think that Rog is being a dick.
And well, he is being a dick.
But only as much a dick as zen masters are dicks for whacking thier students with big planks of wood.

Except that I think Zen is mental masturbation of the lowest sort.

Just to clarify.

TGRR,
Is a dick so everyone else doesn't HAVE to be.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:07:06 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:05:45 AM
now that was original...
and lys, no offense but I already read....and you were being stupid

You sound just like he did, though.

Do you even see it?
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: guest7654 on March 19, 2007, 08:07:38 AM
ok, so your just a dick and your the dick so we learn not to argue with dicks....
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Lies on March 19, 2007, 08:10:07 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:05:45 AM
now that was original...
and lys, no offense but I already read....and you were being stupid
No offence taken.
Yes, I was being stupid. Just like you are now.
I'm just wondering how long it's going to take you to realise this... or if you won't and end up doing what rog said and making a myspace account to bitch on how mean the guys are here.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: guest7654 on March 19, 2007, 08:12:05 AM
i wouldnt waste my precious time doing such things, even if I thought you were all pedophile, terrorists.  And how am I being stupid?  For given back a little shit talking?
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Lies on March 19, 2007, 08:12:37 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:07:38 AM
ok, so your just a dick and your the dick so we learn not to argue with dicks....

Something like that.

And btw, you've hit 50 posts. Be prepared for an onslaught.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Lies on March 19, 2007, 08:13:43 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:12:05 AM
i wouldnt waste my precious time doing such things, even if I thought you were all pedophile, terrorists.  And how am I being stupid?  For given back a little shit talking?
You're being stupid because you are acting just like I was, and it fucking hurts watching you type this stuff because I have to look at it and go "Oh fuck I really did sound like that, arrrrfggffgfg" :argh!:
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:14:48 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:07:38 AM
ok, so your just a dick and your the dick so we learn not to argue with dicks....

Um, no.

You see, once RBG and I tried, with the input of the board in general, to write users guides for noobs, so you wouldn't poop behind the furniture or otherwise make asses of yourselves, telling the same tired shit to people who have heard it all before.

But you never read them.  None of you do.

So you get TGRR, Welcome Wagon Bastard.  My job is to divert your stupid bullshit away from productive conversations, at least until you have some inkling of what has been said 10,000 times since 2002.  Oh, and - if you're a TOTAL asshole - I drive you away with the help of a few others...and believe me, I am far more persistent than you are.  It's almost creepy, kinda like OCD.

Now, this may all sound fascist or autocratic.  Too fucking bad.  You'll appreciate it if you figure shit out, because YOU won't have dumbfucks crawling all over your posts telling you what the Goddess told them, while you're discussing high asshattery with your friends.  And if you DON'T figure shit out, then you're yesterday's fish, and we forget all about you.

I hope that clears things up.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:16:29 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:12:05 AM
  And how am I being stupid?  For given back a little shit talking?

When you can learn to stop thinking like an adolescent primate, let us know.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: guest7654 on March 19, 2007, 08:16:57 AM
onslaughts are cool.  And ok, I guess.  But my name isn't rzasthole for no reason.  I need to be an asshole sometimes.  And I have figured that out.  I just said that with the sole purpose of pissing you off.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:17:59 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:16:57 AM
onslaughts are cool.  And ok, I guess.  But my name isn't rzasthole for no reason.  I need to be an asshole sometimes.  And I have figured that out.  I just said that with the sole purpose of pissing you off.

What the hell ever happened to the :yawn: emoticon?  I think Lauren nuked it when she upgraded the board.

Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Lies on March 19, 2007, 08:18:32 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:16:57 AM
onslaughts are cool.  And ok, I guess.  But my name isn't rzasthole for no reason.  I need to be an asshole sometimes.  And I have figured that out.  I just said that with the sole purpose of pissing you off.

:argh!:

The pain, the pain...
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:20:57 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 19, 2007, 08:13:43 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:12:05 AM
i wouldnt waste my precious time doing such things, even if I thought you were all pedophile, terrorists.  And how am I being stupid?  For given back a little shit talking?
You're being stupid because you are acting just like I was, and it fucking hurts watching you type this stuff because I have to look at it and go "Oh fuck I really did sound like that, arrrrfggffgfg" :argh!:

It's uncanny, isn't it?

I think there's a rant in there, you know?  About the weird similarity among self-taught proto-Discordians.  Sort of like, they know they're supposed to separate from the primate herd, but can't quite figure out how.

And when you try to tell them, they take that as a threat to their chances of getting female primates (weird, but the brain is pretty much wired weird), and then they start hopping up and down and hooting.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:23:06 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 19, 2007, 08:18:32 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:16:57 AM
onslaughts are cool.  And ok, I guess.  But my name isn't rzasthole for no reason.  I need to be an asshole sometimes.  And I have figured that out.  I just said that with the sole purpose of pissing you off.

:argh!:

The pain, the pain...

Once, when I was young and dumb, I drank most of a 5th of really, really cheap tequila.

My friends videotaped the party.

I watched the videotape.

I almost moved to another town.

Is that how you feel right now?
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Lies on March 19, 2007, 08:24:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:23:06 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 19, 2007, 08:18:32 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:16:57 AM
onslaughts are cool.  And ok, I guess.  But my name isn't rzasthole for no reason.  I need to be an asshole sometimes.  And I have figured that out.  I just said that with the sole purpose of pissing you off.

:argh!:

The pain, the pain...

Once, when I was young and dumb, I drank most of a 5th of really, really cheap tequila.

My friends videotaped the party.

I watched the videotape.

I almost moved to another town.

Is that how you feel right now?
I feel like I need a few more good whacks with something blunt and spiky just to dull the pain of my previous idiocy.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: guest7654 on March 19, 2007, 08:24:54 AM
I would love to seperate from the herd but tehy surround me.

and no
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:26:27 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 19, 2007, 08:24:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:23:06 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 19, 2007, 08:18:32 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:16:57 AM
onslaughts are cool.  And ok, I guess.  But my name isn't rzasthole for no reason.  I need to be an asshole sometimes.  And I have figured that out.  I just said that with the sole purpose of pissing you off.

:argh!:

The pain, the pain...

Once, when I was young and dumb, I drank most of a 5th of really, really cheap tequila.

My friends videotaped the party.

I watched the videotape.

I almost moved to another town.

Is that how you feel right now?
I feel like I need a few more good whacks with something blunt and spiky just to dull the pain of my previous idiocy.

You'll get over it.  We already have.  Except MGD (mechanically separated chicken), but he's just mad that we had all our funny without him.  Serves him right, though, because he doesn't go on bombing runs anymore.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:27:44 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:24:54 AM
I would love to seperate from the herd but tehy surround me.

and no

There's a quote function, Spanky.  It's there for a reason.

TGRR,
Knows that there's a difference between "Chaos,Ñ¢" and "incoherence".
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: guest7654 on March 19, 2007, 08:28:32 AM
get over what?
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Lies on March 19, 2007, 08:29:12 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 19, 2007, 08:24:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:23:06 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 19, 2007, 08:18:32 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:16:57 AM
onslaughts are cool.  And ok, I guess.  But my name isn't rzasthole for no reason.  I need to be an asshole sometimes.  And I have figured that out.  I just said that with the sole purpose of pissing you off.

:argh!:

The pain, the pain...

Once, when I was young and dumb, I drank most of a 5th of really, really cheap tequila.

My friends videotaped the party.

I watched the videotape.

I almost moved to another town.

Is that how you feel right now?
I feel like I need a few more good whacks with something blunt and spiky just to dull the pain of my previous idiocy.

Actaully, to clarify, I still *feel* that I am an idiot, but I'm pretty aware of this now, and want to learn to be a better asshatter.
I've got a lot to learn... and I'm learning alot fast by watching other idiots post like me.
So maybe this is some warped bessing in disguise.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Lies on March 19, 2007, 08:32:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:20:57 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 19, 2007, 08:13:43 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:12:05 AM
i wouldnt waste my precious time doing such things, even if I thought you were all pedophile, terrorists.  And how am I being stupid?  For given back a little shit talking?
You're being stupid because you are acting just like I was, and it fucking hurts watching you type this stuff because I have to look at it and go "Oh fuck I really did sound like that, arrrrfggffgfg" :argh!:

It's uncanny, isn't it?

I think there's a rant in there, you know?  About the weird similarity among self-taught proto-Discordians.  Sort of like, they know they're supposed to separate from the primate herd, but can't quite figure out how.

And when you try to tell them, they take that as a threat to their chances of getting female primates (weird, but the brain is pretty much wired weird), and then they start hopping up and down and hooting.
I think there should be some sort of special programme for rehabilitation of self-taught proto-Discordians.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:33:34 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 19, 2007, 08:29:12 AM
[Actaully, to clarify, I still *feel* that I am an idiot, but I'm pretty aware of this now, and want to learn to be a better asshatter.
I've got a lot to learn... and I'm learning alot fast by watching other idiots post like me.
So maybe this is some warped bessing in disguise.

Naw.  There's a difference between "idiot" and "inexperience".  

Inexperience (in this case) comes from being the weirdest guy in the room, who is suddenly placed into a room with a hundred people just as weird.

An idiot is the guy who thinks that the same tired jokes will continue to work.

Just about everyone who comes here starts out as an idiot, progresses to inexperience, and then becomes a full-out asshat.

Of course, there's a huge fucking downside.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:34:32 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 19, 2007, 08:32:20 AM

I think there should be some sort of special programme for rehabilitation of self-taught proto-Discordians.

There is.  This is my month to administer it.  Next month Cain can do it.  Lazy bastard.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: guest7654 on March 19, 2007, 08:36:26 AM
you think all discordians should behave like you?  Ok if i was trying to be funny rather than trying to push a button I can see criticizing my old tired jokes that have been heard 10,005 times.  But it wasn't a joke.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Lies on March 19, 2007, 08:37:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:33:34 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 19, 2007, 08:29:12 AM
[Actaully, to clarify, I still *feel* that I am an idiot, but I'm pretty aware of this now, and want to learn to be a better asshatter.
I've got a lot to learn... and I'm learning alot fast by watching other idiots post like me.
So maybe this is some warped bessing in disguise.

Naw.  There's a difference between "idiot" and "inexperience".  

Inexperience (in this case) comes from being the weirdest guy in the room, who is suddenly placed into a room with a hundred people just as weird.

An idiot is the guy who thinks that the same tired jokes will continue to work.

Just about everyone who comes here starts out as an idiot, progresses to inexperience, and then becomes a full-out asshat.

Of course, there's a huge fucking downside.

Yeah, your ability to clarify astounds me Rog.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:41:37 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:36:26 AM
you think all discordians should behave like you?  

Ok if i was trying to be funny rather than trying to push a button I can see criticizing my old tired jokes that have been heard 10,005 times.  But it wasn't a joke.

1.   Where did I say that?  What I SAID was that - even here - there are protocols that we found we need...and, lemme tell you, the two years it took to establish that cost us about 40% of our user base, due to drama.  Push things back towards the bad days of 2004/2005, and you'll find that you'll be ignored out of existence by EVERYONE.  Now, obviously, you're going to take that warning as a threat, because you've been conditioned to take ALL warnings as challenges to your gonads, even when this is pointed out.  You can't help it.

2.  So far, the buttons pushed are:  bored, I've seen this a million times, and bored again.  Congratulations.  You must be some kind of memetic genius.  Yawn.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Lies on March 19, 2007, 08:42:09 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:36:26 AM
you think all discordians should behave like you?  Ok if i was trying to be funny rather than trying to push a button I can see criticizing my old tired jokes that have been heard 10,005 times.  But it wasn't a joke.
I'm going to quit warning you now, and just stand back and watch the lulz fly when you get the smackdown on you...
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:42:37 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 19, 2007, 08:37:32 AM


Yeah, your ability to clarify astounds me Rog.

It's not ability.  It's repitition.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:43:31 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 19, 2007, 08:42:09 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:36:26 AM
you think all discordians should behave like you?  Ok if i was trying to be funny rather than trying to push a button I can see criticizing my old tired jokes that have been heard 10,005 times.  But it wasn't a joke.
I'm going to quit warning you now, and just stand back and watch the lulz fly when you get the smackdown on you...

Well, he passed 50 posts.  The jackals will be all over him tomorrow.

I tried to do it the easy way, but he wasn't having it.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:52:10 AM
Well, good night.

Nobody can say I didn't try.  If things are still fucked tomorrow, I guess we can start the festivities.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: guest7654 on March 19, 2007, 08:59:13 AM
looking forward to it
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: DJRubberducky on March 19, 2007, 11:30:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 07:12:45 AM
When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

TGRR,
Getting used to the New America,Ñ¢.

I rather like what the writer for Achewood said:

"When I want your opinion I will cut out your brain and eat it and crap your opinion back into your skull."
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Cain on March 19, 2007, 01:35:47 PM
Just to remind everyone, this started because Roger said he didn't like the PD.  I'd hate to go bump the relevant threads but it was established by at least 2004 that liking the book is not required.

Y'see, because we've been operating under a special version of the Sinatra Doctrine since the Jihad and gone our own Ways.  Hell, we've written our own books, or enough to fill up a few books.  Its not just the PD anymore.  You have the Book of Eris, the Apocrypha, the Summa, the Zenarchists Cookbook, the Metaclysmia, Wise Book of Baloney....ands thats without going into the different ways we've all researched and thought about and argued and debated.  From Roger's radical liberty to Hugh and Verthaine's NeoPagan/Buddhist toned versions to LMNO's Erisianism (in the Illuminatus! sense) to the weird construct I have created out of Existentialism, Situationism and Systems Analysis....the PD just serves as a starting point.  And given how much those books and ideas have advanced, perhaps only a very basic one.  Not that thats bad.....the fall of a pebble is pretty basic and can still start a landslide.  But it has to be seen in the correct context.

Plus, it was 40+ years ago.  Geez, I mean, come on, chaos = change.  Obsessing and fetishizing a book that old smacks of conservativism and.....well, most other religions frankly.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: LMNO on March 19, 2007, 03:43:49 PM
TGRR, I think what you may be referencing is sort of a "Big Fish/Little Pond" type thing.

In one's hometown, they'r eprobably the "Odd" one, the person who is the weirdest, who has strange ideas, the "freak".

Then they come here, start laying down their schtick, and suddenly realize that the place is filled with people who have already been there, done that, and have moved on.  They feel threatened because they aren't precious snowflakes anymore.


By the way, "Hopping up and down and hooting" is genius.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 19, 2007, 04:25:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 19, 2007, 03:43:49 PM
TGRR, I think what you may be referencing is sort of a "Big Fish/Little Pond" type thing.

In one's hometown, they'r eprobably the "Odd" one, the person who is the weirdest, who has strange ideas, the "freak".

Then they come here, start laying down their schtick, and suddenly realize that the place is filled with people who have already been there, done that, and have moved on.  They feel threatened because they aren't precious snowflakes anymore.


By the way, "Hopping up and down and hooting" is genius.
:potd:

I come from a city of about 30,000 people with another 10 or so in the surrounding towns. Basically it's big enough to have a ghetto, yet small enough that we have no museums or entertainment beyond shitty bars. The type of "freaks" or "weird one's" this place produces is sickening. I wish they'd all take a field trip to a bigger city and see what diversity is.

Naturally the worst is the "we hate Bush and the war, but beyond that we don't know shit so we get doped up and vandalize private residences because it's edgy and so anti-establishment." I hate our local punk/skater contingent. ( this part was kinda off topic, but I really hate them.)
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 05:32:01 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 19, 2007, 03:43:49 PM
TGRR, I think what you may be referencing is sort of a "Big Fish/Little Pond" type thing.

In one's hometown, they'r eprobably the "Odd" one, the person who is the weirdest, who has strange ideas, the "freak".

Then they come here, start laying down their schtick, and suddenly realize that the place is filled with people who have already been there, done that, and have moved on.  They feel threatened because they aren't precious snowflakes anymore.


By the way, "Hopping up and down and hooting" is genius.

Yep.  I'm just trying to minimize the "goddess told me" crap, and maximize the lulz.

Besides, this guy made an unauthorized Wu Tang joke.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: LMNO on March 19, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
WU-TANG IS FOR THE CHILDREN!
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LMNO
-almost forgot about that.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 05:34:25 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 19, 2007, 04:25:35 PM

Naturally the worst is the "we hate Bush and the war, but beyond that we don't know shit so we get doped up and vandalize private residences because it's edgy and so anti-establishment."

I hate our local punk/skater contingent. ( this part was kinda off topic, but I really hate them.)

1.  Oh, yeah.  I stopped making Dobbshead stickers for EGfaBT for a while, because 2 geniuses trashed a car and then stickered it.  Hey, thanks a lot, dumbshits!  Now the next member they catch with a poicket full o' Dobbs is up shit creek.

2.  Who doesn't?  Most skaters are so tragically hip that I want to punch them inna face.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 05:34:54 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 19, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
WU-TANG IS FOR THE CHILDREN!
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(http://www.walske.com/images/oldirty.jpg)


Yeah, but just try telling this new breed that.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 20, 2007, 04:47:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 05:34:25 PM
1.  Oh, yeah.  I stopped making Dobbshead stickers for EGfaBT for a while, because 2 geniuses trashed a car and then stickered it.  Hey, thanks a lot, dumbshits!  Now the next member they catch with a poicket full o' Dobbs is up shit creek.

Helpful Hint: When trashing a government vehicle (not a POV, unless you know the victim) it is to be covered in Jesus fish and WWJD stickers.
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: Cramulus on March 20, 2007, 04:52:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 19, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
WU-TANG IS FOR THE CHILDREN!
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(http://www.walske.com/images/oldirty.jpg)

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/orbital%20occipital/wutangclan.jpg)
WU-TANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHIN' TO FUCK WITH
WU-TANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHIN' TO FUCK WITH
WU-TANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHIN' TO FUCK WITH
Title: Re: Bitchin'
Post by: AFK on March 20, 2007, 04:53:52 PM
Ha!  I need to make one of those shirts for my daughter.