There is a danger to our nation, and our very way of life, that lurks just beneath the radar of ordinary society...An organization of chaos-worshippers which has as its goal nothing less than the utter destruction of the American way of life.
These degenerates call themselves "Discordians", and they openly admit that they worship a pagan Goddess by the name of Eris. Eris was, as those with a classical education will know, an evil crone who was associated with Ares, the Greek god of war. In mythology, Eris was prone to destroying civilizations for her own amusement (The Trojan War was - in legend - started by her, simply because she wasn't invited to a party).
Wikipedia states: Discordianism recognizes chaos, discord, and dissent as valid and desirable qualities, in contrast with most religions, which idealize harmony and order.
Wikipedia also states that the exact number and organization of these deviants are unknow.
Are these the kind of people we want running around loose? Their idea of "worship" is, according to their own website (http://principiadiscordia.com), playing stupid pranks and vandalizing things, and their stated goal is the destruction of our nation and all "normals" and "merehumes" ("mere humans") they can catch. If you are unconvinced, check out the forums at the site. These are not just another group of neo-hippies or "pagans", they are a genuine threat to America as a Christian nation...or a nation at all.
Write your congressman, your senator, and/or the editor of your local paper and demand that something be done about this menace. It's bad enough that we have to deal with foreign terrorists out to end our way of life, but now we have a menace lurking like a snake in the grass, composed of our own "citizens"...as if anyone intent on the demolition of a nation can be called a citizen of that nation. They must be rooted out and exposed, before they destroy us all.
fucking win.
I intend to mail a copy of that to every "major" daily paper in maine (under a hick-ish sounding pseudonym if you don't mind).
:D w!n
Nice :mittens:
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 14, 2008, 02:47:26 AM
fucking win.
I intend to mail a copy of that to every "major" daily paper in maine (under a hick-ish sounding pseudonym if you don't mind).
Why not just use Reverend Roger of (insert church name)?
This is brilliant! I'm gonna send a few of these out this weekend. Thanks! :)
Quote from: Honey on August 14, 2008, 12:14:54 PM
This is brilliant! I'm gonna send a few of these out this weekend. Thanks! :)
You're welcome, and thank you.
I need the Eurotards to make a proper PDF out of this. That's the sort of thing only they can do properly.
Like invading China or freezing to death on the side of Mt Everest.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2008, 11:56:37 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 14, 2008, 02:47:26 AM
fucking win.
I intend to mail a copy of that to every "major" daily paper in maine (under a hick-ish sounding pseudonym if you don't mind).
Why not just use Reverend Roger of (insert church name)?
these are a different breed of hillbilly. They're suspicious and not easily fooled. If I want it to make it to print, it's better if I pretend it's from Hiram Dicker.
Emailing the Express and Daily Mail with this terrible news (edited for English audience).
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 14, 2008, 01:07:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2008, 11:56:37 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 14, 2008, 02:47:26 AM
fucking win.
I intend to mail a copy of that to every "major" daily paper in maine (under a hick-ish sounding pseudonym if you don't mind).
Why not just use Reverend Roger of (insert church name)?
these are a different breed of hillbilly. They're suspicious and not easily fooled. If I want it to make it to print, it's better if I pretend it's from Hiram Dicker.
Okay. But how will they know who to haul off to Gitmo? :(
Quote from: Cain on August 14, 2008, 09:45:20 PM
Emailing the Express and Daily Mail with this terrible news (edited for English audience).
Daily Mail? :lulz: GENIUS!
Does America extradite to England?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2008, 04:13:24 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 14, 2008, 01:07:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2008, 11:56:37 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 14, 2008, 02:47:26 AM
fucking win.
I intend to mail a copy of that to every "major" daily paper in maine (under a hick-ish sounding pseudonym if you don't mind).
Why not just use Reverend Roger of (insert church name)?
these are a different breed of hillbilly. They're suspicious and not easily fooled. If I want it to make it to print, it's better if I pretend it's from Hiram Dicker.
Okay. But how will they know who to haul off to Gitmo? :(
I will give them Uncle BadTouch's and/or Daruko's PI. that's how.
ECH,
dick like that
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2008, 12:16:47 PM
Quote from: Honey on August 14, 2008, 12:14:54 PM
This is brilliant! I'm gonna send a few of these out this weekend. Thanks! :)
You're welcome, and thank you.
I need the Eurotards to make a proper PDF out of this. That's the sort of thing only they can do properly.
Like invading China or freezing to death on the side of Mt Everest.
I'll Eurotard you, you damn dirty ape.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2008, 01:38:25 AM
There is a danger to our nation, and our very way of life, that lurks just beneath the radar of ordinary society...An organization of chaos-worshippers which has as its goal nothing less than the utter destruction of the American way of life.
These degenerates call themselves "Discordians", and they openly admit that they worship a pagan Goddess by the name of Eris. Eris was, as those with a classical education will know, an evil crone who was associated with Ares, the Greek god of war. In mythology, Eris was prone to destroying civilizations for her own amusement (The Trojan War was - in legend - started by her, simply because she wasn't invited to a party).
Wikipedia states: Discordianism recognizes chaos, discord, and dissent as valid and desirable qualities, in contrast with most religions, which idealize harmony and order.
Wikipedia also states that the exact number and organization of these deviants are unknow.
Are these the kind of people we want running around loose? Their idea of "worship" is, according to their own website (http://principiadiscordia.com), playing stupid pranks and vandalizing things, and their stated goal is the destruction of our nation and all "normals" and "merehumes" ("mere humans") they can catch. If you are unconvinced, check out the forums at the site. These are not just another group of neo-hippies or "pagans", they are a genuine threat to America as a Christian nation...or a nation at all.
Write your congressman, your senator, and/or the editor of your local paper and demand that something be done about this menace. It's bad enough that we have to deal with foreign terrorists out to end our way of life, but now we have a menace lurking like a snake in the grass, composed of our own "citizens"...as if anyone intent on the demolition of a nation can be called a citizen of that nation. They must be rooted out and exposed, before they destroy us all.
I wonder if they will let me guard you mother fuckers once you're all put into camps...
I'd definitly vertical butt-stroke Roger. same with Cain too.
Quote from: Ninjoe on August 15, 2008, 07:34:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2008, 12:16:47 PM
Quote from: Honey on August 14, 2008, 12:14:54 PM
This is brilliant! I'm gonna send a few of these out this weekend. Thanks! :)
You're welcome, and thank you.
I need the Eurotards to make a proper PDF out of this. That's the sort of thing only they can do properly.
Like invading China or freezing to death on the side of Mt Everest.
I'll Eurotard you, you damn dirty ape.
I'm sorry you come from a tiny country that is only good for making pastries. :sad:
Quote from: wgeorgew on August 16, 2008, 03:03:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2008, 01:38:25 AM
There is a danger to our nation, and our very way of life, that lurks just beneath the radar of ordinary society...An organization of chaos-worshippers which has as its goal nothing less than the utter destruction of the American way of life.
These degenerates call themselves "Discordians", and they openly admit that they worship a pagan Goddess by the name of Eris. Eris was, as those with a classical education will know, an evil crone who was associated with Ares, the Greek god of war. In mythology, Eris was prone to destroying civilizations for her own amusement (The Trojan War was - in legend - started by her, simply because she wasn't invited to a party).
Wikipedia states: Discordianism recognizes chaos, discord, and dissent as valid and desirable qualities, in contrast with most religions, which idealize harmony and order.
Wikipedia also states that the exact number and organization of these deviants are unknow.
Are these the kind of people we want running around loose? Their idea of "worship" is, according to their own website (http://principiadiscordia.com), playing stupid pranks and vandalizing things, and their stated goal is the destruction of our nation and all "normals" and "merehumes" ("mere humans") they can catch. If you are unconvinced, check out the forums at the site. These are not just another group of neo-hippies or "pagans", they are a genuine threat to America as a Christian nation...or a nation at all.
Write your congressman, your senator, and/or the editor of your local paper and demand that something be done about this menace. It's bad enough that we have to deal with foreign terrorists out to end our way of life, but now we have a menace lurking like a snake in the grass, composed of our own "citizens"...as if anyone intent on the demolition of a nation can be called a citizen of that nation. They must be rooted out and exposed, before they destroy us all.
I wonder if they will let me guard you mother fuckers once you're all put into camps...
I'd definitly vertical butt-stroke Roger. same with Cain too.
Nope. Canadians can't be trusted to guard anyone. They'll either drink themselves to sleep, run off looking for a hockey puck, or just not see you escaping because their head is too fucking small for their helmet.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 16, 2008, 04:23:33 AM
Quote from: wgeorgew on August 16, 2008, 03:03:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2008, 01:38:25 AM
There is a danger to our nation, and our very way of life, that lurks just beneath the radar of ordinary society...An organization of chaos-worshippers which has as its goal nothing less than the utter destruction of the American way of life.
These degenerates call themselves "Discordians", and they openly admit that they worship a pagan Goddess by the name of Eris. Eris was, as those with a classical education will know, an evil crone who was associated with Ares, the Greek god of war. In mythology, Eris was prone to destroying civilizations for her own amusement (The Trojan War was - in legend - started by her, simply because she wasn't invited to a party).
Wikipedia states: Discordianism recognizes chaos, discord, and dissent as valid and desirable qualities, in contrast with most religions, which idealize harmony and order.
Wikipedia also states that the exact number and organization of these deviants are unknow.
Are these the kind of people we want running around loose? Their idea of "worship" is, according to their own website (http://principiadiscordia.com), playing stupid pranks and vandalizing things, and their stated goal is the destruction of our nation and all "normals" and "merehumes" ("mere humans") they can catch. If you are unconvinced, check out the forums at the site. These are not just another group of neo-hippies or "pagans", they are a genuine threat to America as a Christian nation...or a nation at all.
Write your congressman, your senator, and/or the editor of your local paper and demand that something be done about this menace. It's bad enough that we have to deal with foreign terrorists out to end our way of life, but now we have a menace lurking like a snake in the grass, composed of our own "citizens"...as if anyone intent on the demolition of a nation can be called a citizen of that nation. They must be rooted out and exposed, before they destroy us all.
I wonder if they will let me guard you mother fuckers once you're all put into camps...
I'd definitly vertical butt-stroke Roger. same with Cain too.
Nope. Canadians can't be trusted to guard anyone. They'll either drink themselves to sleep, run off looking for a hockey puck, or just not see you escaping because their head is too fucking small for their helmet.
:lulz:
Fair enough.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2008, 12:16:47 PM
Quote from: Honey on August 14, 2008, 12:14:54 PM
This is brilliant! I'm gonna send a few of these out this weekend. Thanks! :)
You're welcome, and thank you.
I need the Eurotards to make a proper PDF out of this. That's the sort of thing only they can do properly.
Like invading China or freezing to death on the side of Mt Everest.
I didn't realize that deep down, you really wanted Eurotard style flyers all along.
Net,
knows how to put a tracksuit and bad teeth on his letterforms.
I'm doing a British edit now, though don't expect anything fantastic.
http://mihd.net/rmb108t
Quote from: Netaungrot on August 16, 2008, 09:49:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2008, 12:16:47 PM
Quote from: Honey on August 14, 2008, 12:14:54 PM
This is brilliant! I'm gonna send a few of these out this weekend. Thanks! :)
You're welcome, and thank you.
I need the Eurotards to make a proper PDF out of this. That's the sort of thing only they can do properly.
Like invading China or freezing to death on the side of Mt Everest.
I didn't realize that deep down, you really wanted Eurotard style flyers all along.
Net,
knows how to put a tracksuit and bad teeth on his letterforms.
You're an exception. I always think of you as a eurotard, anyway.
Quick and dirty delivery...
original US version -> http://rapidshare.com/files/141308753/roger13_a.pdf.html
I should be getting my tablet back tomorrow, then I can draw a proper frame for this.
E-mailed to the Indianapolis Star under the nom de plume Numbers Spector. :D
You should have used Charles Paugh.
oops, I forgot about this.
Charles Paugh is gonna send this to the Bangor Daily News and the Portland Press Herald on tuesday.
I'm going to go with the original Charles M. Paugh... it seems more supercilious.
Quote from: wgeorgew on August 16, 2008, 04:28:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 16, 2008, 04:23:33 AM
Quote from: wgeorgew on August 16, 2008, 03:03:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2008, 01:38:25 AM
There is a danger to our nation, and our very way of life, that lurks just beneath the radar of ordinary society...An organization of chaos-worshippers which has as its goal nothing less than the utter destruction of the American way of life.
These degenerates call themselves "Discordians", and they openly admit that they worship a pagan Goddess by the name of Eris. Eris was, as those with a classical education will know, an evil crone who was associated with Ares, the Greek god of war. In mythology, Eris was prone to destroying civilizations for her own amusement (The Trojan War was - in legend - started by her, simply because she wasn't invited to a party).
Wikipedia states: Discordianism recognizes chaos, discord, and dissent as valid and desirable qualities, in contrast with most religions, which idealize harmony and order.
Wikipedia also states that the exact number and organization of these deviants are unknow.
Are these the kind of people we want running around loose? Their idea of "worship" is, according to their own website (http://principiadiscordia.com), playing stupid pranks and vandalizing things, and their stated goal is the destruction of our nation and all "normals" and "merehumes" ("mere humans") they can catch. If you are unconvinced, check out the forums at the site. These are not just another group of neo-hippies or "pagans", they are a genuine threat to America as a Christian nation...or a nation at all.
Write your congressman, your senator, and/or the editor of your local paper and demand that something be done about this menace. It's bad enough that we have to deal with foreign terrorists out to end our way of life, but now we have a menace lurking like a snake in the grass, composed of our own "citizens"...as if anyone intent on the demolition of a nation can be called a citizen of that nation. They must be rooted out and exposed, before they destroy us all.
I wonder if they will let me guard you mother fuckers once you're all put into camps...
I'd definitly vertical butt-stroke Roger. same with Cain too.
Nope. Canadians can't be trusted to guard anyone. They'll either drink themselves to sleep, run off looking for a hockey puck, or just not see you escaping because their head is too fucking small for their helmet.
:lulz:
Fair enough.
You had it coming.
(Contains no eurotard)
8.5 x 11 in
(http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/5218/rogermenacejg9.jpg) (http://www.cwyohba.org/noexit/net/roger-menace-among-us-letter.pdf)
Quote from: Netaungrot on September 03, 2008, 01:50:43 AM
(Contains no eurotard)
8.5 x 11 in
(http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/5218/rogermenacejg9.jpg) (http://www.cwyohba.org/noexit/net/roger-menace-among-us-letter.pdf)
FUCK YEAH.
Quote from: Netaungrot on September 03, 2008, 01:50:43 AM
(Contains no eurotard)
8.5 x 11 in
(http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/5218/rogermenacejg9.jpg) (http://www.cwyohba.org/noexit/net/roger-menace-among-us-letter.pdf)
:mittens:
A4 Eurotard version pls!
(The fonts are fucking GORGEOUS!)
k sorry it took me so long to actually do this like I said I would. I want to mail to:
Letters to the Editor
The New York Times
620 Eighth Avenue
New York, NY 10018
The Op-Ed Page
The New York Times
620 Eighth Avenue
New York, NY 10018
Newsday
235 Pinelawn Road
Melville, NY 11747
Long Island Catholic
200 West Centennial Avenue, Suite 201
P.O Box 9000
Roosevelt, NY 11575
Long Island Press
575 Underhill Blvd., Suite 210
Syosset, NY 11791
Daily News
450 W. 33 Street
New York, NY 10001
New York Post
1211 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY 10036-8790
Mail the original letter? or the later version? From "a concerned citizen" or from ? oh & also gonna mail to Congressman or Senator or others (today hopefully cuz I got stamps)
(Contains no Ameritard)
A4
(http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/5299/rogermenacea4in8.png) (http://www.cwyohba.org/noexit/net/roger-menace-among-us-a4.pdf)
Quote from: Netaungrot on September 04, 2008, 12:23:04 AM
(Contains no Ameritard)
Actually it does, but it probably wouldn't be noticed.
We spell it "Vandalising".
Still, awesome win.
:mittens:
Thanks Payne, it's been fixed.
I thought that was the case but it was spelled that way on Cain's flyer so I thought maybe it was acceptable/common.
Please direct further feedback over here, (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?board=18.0) under one of my "Roger flyers" threads so this one doesn't get jacked. Also feel free to critique or just fling shit at some older designs as they're passable/good IMO but could be improved.
My spellchecker has been Americanizsed :cry:
Once again, you have outdone yourself, Net. It's a fucking ripper.
And now with the un-Americanized version I can post it around here without suspicion.
Quote from: Cain on August 14, 2008, 09:45:20 PM
Emailing the Express and Daily Mail with this terrible news (edited for English audience).
and The Sun, and Sky News...can you post your edited version mate plish?
Oh I managed to send it to a group of British, shall we say, patriots who one of my alter-egos has been a "source" for already..hee hee
Quote from: Lupernikes_shadowbark on September 05, 2008, 01:09:51 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 14, 2008, 09:45:20 PM
Emailing the Express and Daily Mail with this terrible news (edited for English audience).
and The Sun, and Sky News...can you post your edited version mate plish?
There is a danger to our nation, and our very way of life, that lurks just beneath the radar of ordinary society...An organization of chaos-worshippers which has as its goal nothing less than the utter destruction of the British way of life.
These degenerates call themselves "Discordians", and they openly admit that they worship a pagan Goddess by the name of Eris. Eris was, as those with a classical education will know, an evil crone who was associated with Ares, the Greek god of war. In mythology, Eris was prone to destroying civilizations for her own amusement (The Trojan War was - in legend - started by her, simply because she wasn't invited to a party).
Wikipedia states: Discordianism recognizes chaos, discord, and dissent as valid and desirable qualities, in contrast with most religions, which idealize harmony and order. Wikipedia also states that the exact number and organization of these deviants are
unknown.
Are these the kind of people we want running around loose? Their idea of "worship" is, according to their own website (http://principiadiscordia.com), playing stupid pranks and vandalising things, and their stated goal is the destruction of our nation and all "normals" and "merehumes" ("mere humans") they can catch. If you are unconvinced, check out the forums at the site. These are not just another group of neo-hippies or "pagans", they are a genuine threat to Britain as a Christian nation...or a nation at all.
Write your MP, the House of Lords, and/or the editor of your local paper and demand that something be done about this menace. It's bad enough that we have to deal with foreign terrorists out to end our way of life, but now we have a menace lurking like a snake in the grass, composed of our own "citizens"...as if anyone intent on the demolition of a nation can be called a citizen of that nation. They must be rooted out and exposed, before they destroy us all.
thank you sir, I'd missed your earlier posting of the pdf when I posted that and it has been used, and used well! I like it though, stir up a few loonies I think! These guys i sent it to are called Red Watch and they'll just luuuurve this :lulz:
Red watch are a bunch of fucking pussies. Just watch how much they cry and piss themselves when you talk about the Anti-Nazi League to them.
true but they act hard and I like messing with them
Bump.
I love that poster. It's my favorite for slipping into mailboxes and in-boxes.
Also, Roger, I'm enjoying your bumping spree immensely.
:mittens:
I'm translating this in Bulgarian, with some minor changes. I think that with the recent growth of "dangerous cults" here a lot of newspapers will be more than happy to fill in some page space with it.
Shameless self-serving bump.
I used to think that it would be awesome if this got a mention in the times or tv news, but now I'm afraid of what might happen.
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 01, 2010, 08:22:19 PM
I used to think that it would be awesome if this got a mention in the times or tv news, but now I'm afraid of what might happen.
HELLOOOOOOO, WHITE SAND BEACHES! :lulz:
I can imagine Obama giving one of his talks to the press.
"The CIA has informed me that the founder of this group was implicated in the Kennedy assassination. I give my word that this matter will receive my full attention in the coming years."
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 01, 2010, 08:37:30 PM
I can imagine Obama giving one of his talks to the press.
"The CIA has informed me that the founder of this group was implicated in the Kennedy assassination. I give my word that this matter will receive my full attention in the coming years."
Heh. Then we're safe forever, aren't we?
Ha! Pretty much. Knowing him, as soon as he says it the Republicans will all proclaim themselves Popes and excommunicate him.
This WILL be printed in my campus paper.
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 01, 2010, 08:44:18 PM
Ha! Pretty much. Knowing him, as soon as he says it the Republicans will all proclaim themselves Popes and excommunicate him.
Actually, that would be "knowing them".
Unless Obama's been borrowing my mind control lasers.
Quote from: dimo on February 01, 2010, 08:45:34 PM
This WILL be printed in my campus paper.
Just attribute me, so they know who to detain.
TGRR,
WILL beat LMNO into the camps.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 08:46:30 PM
Quote from: dimo on February 01, 2010, 08:45:34 PM
This WILL be printed in my campus paper.
Just attribute me, so they know who to detain.
TGRR,
WILL beat LMNO into the camps.
Absolutely. Wouldn't think any thing otherwise.
This still gets the most comments on the Concordia blog.
Bump for recent events.
I totally need to borrow your printer. Or maybe I can e-mail this to the Daily Star.
I'm tempted to run off a batch of these and leave 'em on the tables in the cafeteria at the university, here...
Except I have to deal with the fucktard students all day, I don't want 'em HERE...