Quote from: Cain on March 22, 2007, 01:45:57 PM
Yo dude. I saw your site when I was activating your account (the URL looked interesting, so I popped around for a look). Going by what I saw, you'll fit in just fine. I haven't had a chance to listen to your stuff just yet, so I wont comment, but feel free to look around the forum, ask questions etc etc
Nope. Not at all.
I was lying.
I frequently lie to n00bs. And lie by omission. 8)
Quote from: Rabbi LMNO on March 23, 2007, 03:05:04 PM
I'm starting to like this guy.
:lulz:
It was short lived.
Quote from: Cain on October 30, 2008, 07:38:42 PM
I was lying.
I frequently lie to n00bs. And lie by omission. 8)
:D
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 24, 2007, 04:46:56 PM
I actually never got that intimate with tub girl, but thanks for the info =) Ima marry that woman. :mrgreen:
AKK
Not only did he NOT marry tubgirl, he didn't meet any other women either.
Mang you're my hero, don't stop now
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 27, 2007, 07:14:43 PM
because I actually do want to make some lasting friends here.
Even still, that doesn't mean I'm gonna lay down and take shit from anyone.
So....soo...deluded.
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on October 30, 2008, 07:46:27 PM
Mang you're my hero, don't stop now
I'm just checkin' the facts ma'am 8)
Can you believe I'm only on page 3!?
yeah, this is why I couldn't get through it alll. I think I lasted to page 8.
I demand this thread be renamed "Things about AKK which turned out not to be true"
Go on Mang, its only several hundred posts out of your way.
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 27, 2007, 07:58:47 PM
Didn't you know I'm millionaire rockstar in my head?
Difference between me and most folks is I actually do something about it.
Quote from: Cain on October 30, 2008, 07:52:14 PM
I demand this thread be renamed "Things about AKK which turned out not to be true"
Go on Mang, its only several hundred posts out of your way.
I accept this challenge.
It is now my life's work. With SSOOKN alchemical techniques, I will distill the finest tincture of lulz.
Today's harvest - pages 4, 5 & 6 :fap:
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 27, 2007, 10:01:16 PM
you seem like a fairly articulate fellow.
possibly even intelligent.
You see, this is ECH being even handed & appealing to human decency. Such waste!
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 27, 2007, 10:01:16 PM
which begs the question...
So many questions, so much spaggotry, so little time.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 27, 2007, 10:01:16 PM
why would you change your name to something that basically locks you into being a D&D nerd with a wannabe-revolutionary complex FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?
To be 'outlandish'?
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 27, 2007, 10:01:16 PM
do you have any idea how fucking stupid you're going to look when you're sitting at the nursing home waiting for them to call out "Ambassador KLOK KAOS, please come get your blood pressure pills"?
Ahh....the coup de grace! But the answer is, of course, NO. If he had any idea how stupid this was, he wouldn't have paid $350 for the privilege or bragged about it here.
If anything I beleive my slight existing celebrity was usefull in garnering support in this matter in the form of high profile character wittnesses and finances.
This little gem is AKK defending his name change by deed poll. I don't know what 'slight existing celebrity' is, but I'm pretty sure I don't want any.
Apparently, he 'beleive'd that it's 'usefull'.
Quote from: triple zero on March 28, 2007, 10:45:17 AM
well, it's good that you seem to be trying
000 - were you being sarcastic or did you think there might just have been a little glimmer of hope?
Hate to disappoint you but....NO HOPE!!
Quote from: Mangrove on October 31, 2008, 05:59:10 PM
Today's harvest - pages 4, 5 & 6 :fap:
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 27, 2007, 10:01:16 PM
you seem like a fairly articulate fellow.
possibly even intelligent.
You see, this is ECH being even handed & appealing to human decency. Such waste!
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 27, 2007, 10:01:16 PM
which begs the question...
So many questions, so much spaggotry, so little time.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 27, 2007, 10:01:16 PM
why would you change your name to something that basically locks you into being a D&D nerd with a wannabe-revolutionary complex FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?
To be 'outlandish'?
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 27, 2007, 10:01:16 PM
do you have any idea how fucking stupid you're going to look when you're sitting at the nursing home waiting for them to call out "Ambassador KLOK KAOS, please come get your blood pressure pills"?
Ahh....the coup de grace! But the answer is, of course, NO. If he had any idea how stupid this was, he wouldn't have paid $350 for the privilege or bragged about it here.
He actually legally changed his name to that???
Quote from: Hoopla on October 31, 2008, 06:32:48 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on October 31, 2008, 05:59:10 PM
Today's harvest - pages 4, 5 & 6 :fap:
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 27, 2007, 10:01:16 PM
you seem like a fairly articulate fellow.
possibly even intelligent.
You see, this is ECH being even handed & appealing to human decency. Such waste!
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 27, 2007, 10:01:16 PM
which begs the question...
So many questions, so much spaggotry, so little time.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 27, 2007, 10:01:16 PM
why would you change your name to something that basically locks you into being a D&D nerd with a wannabe-revolutionary complex FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?
To be 'outlandish'?
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 27, 2007, 10:01:16 PM
do you have any idea how fucking stupid you're going to look when you're sitting at the nursing home waiting for them to call out "Ambassador KLOK KAOS, please come get your blood pressure pills"?
Ahh....the coup de grace! But the answer is, of course, NO. If he had any idea how stupid this was, he wouldn't have paid $350 for the privilege or bragged about it here.
He actually legally changed his name to that???
:lulz:
Yes, he did. Because the AKK thread is too painful to do in one sitting, I'm limiting myself to 3 pages a day.
Quote from: Mangrove on October 31, 2008, 06:37:53 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on October 31, 2008, 06:32:48 PM
He actually legally changed his name to that???
:lulz:
Yes, he did. Because the AKK thread is too painful to do in one sitting, I'm limiting myself to 3 pages a day.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/forumspecific/spit.gif)
I did NOT know that.
Quote from: Klaus Nomi on October 31, 2008, 06:45:40 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on October 31, 2008, 06:37:53 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on October 31, 2008, 06:32:48 PM
He actually legally changed his name to that???
:lulz:
Yes, he did. Because the AKK thread is too painful to do in one sitting, I'm limiting myself to 3 pages a day.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/forumspecific/spit.gif)
I did NOT know that.
If you were there, it was so much worse than you remember.
If you were not, it's so much worse than you can imagine.
Bit like this place.
Actually, I think according to Roger, he did not change his name.
Which makes it even sadder, that he told us he did in order to impress us.
note to the outlandish: If you're gonna lie, make sure the lie makes you sound cooler.
On the flip side, it would be rather interesting to change your name to something obscene and then not change it back. Just to watch people try to skirt around the name.
Not that I'll do it, but it's an interesting idea.
NB: I haven't read this thread (I'm not sure which one it is).
:lulz:
Quote from: Cain on October 31, 2008, 07:10:21 PM
Actually, I think according to Roger, he did not change his name.
Which makes it even sadder, that he told us he did in order to impress us.
:cramstipated:
Quote from: Mangrove on October 31, 2008, 06:23:40 PM
Quote from: triple zero on March 28, 2007, 10:45:17 AM
well, it's good that you seem to be trying
000 - were you being sarcastic or did you think there might just have been a little glimmer of hope?
Hate to disappoint you but....NO HOPE!!
but but but .. but I USED E PRIME!!!!
E-Prime was invented just for these occasions!!! Hah! Pin me down you seem to try? hahaaa
I know his real name.
You can purchase this information for a modest fee.
I think you're only going to get lukewarm responses.
:spittake:
Quote from: I Approve This Username on November 03, 2008, 07:19:08 PM
I think you're only going to get lukewarm responses.
With me at the helm, what can go wrong?
Quote from: Mangrove on October 31, 2008, 06:37:53 PM
Because the AKK thread is too painful to do in one sitting, I'm limiting myself to 3 pages a day.
This thread inspired me to go back and read the AKK thread . . .
I made it to page 10.
You're a braver man than I, Mang. Good luck.
Quote from: Manta Obscura on November 03, 2008, 08:50:40 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on October 31, 2008, 06:37:53 PM
Because the AKK thread is too painful to do in one sitting, I'm limiting myself to 3 pages a day.
This thread inspired me to go back and read the AKK thread . . .
I made it to page 10.
You're a braver man than I, Mang. Good luck.
That reminds me - back to work! I've gotta harvest pages 7-10.
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 28, 2007, 12:27:58 PM
Quote from: triple zero on March 28, 2007, 10:13:55 AMQuote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 09:42:42 AMRemember only read what you want to, don't try to comprehend, that would be the a really real massive fail.
seems to me you intend that advice to be sarcastic for everyone but yourself
let's try again.
No, let's don't. See? It just wasn't worth it. If it wasn't worth it at page 7, it was never going to get better over the course of another 30 pages [sigh]
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 02:10:24 PM
My intentions were to:
- meet some people see if any of them were friendly and identified with any place I was coming from.
Oh wow, did you get that wrong!
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 02:10:24 PM
-see what I could contribute.
Well, you certainly [coughs] 'contributed'. Thanks for that.
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 02:10:24 PM
-collect data, whether it be entertainment or data from people with similar interests. success here.
Anyone on PD.com with similar interests to AKK are likely to be tracked down by an angry mob.
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 02:10:24 PM
-Contribute something for my own ends. working on that. best to make friends first so it actually has some steam.
It's the poor judgement that just keeps on giving!
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 02:10:24 PM
-Gain inspiration for my own projects. success here so far. This is a never ending crusade however, as I am always creating something.
Yes, and I'm always creating feces in my digestive tract. You don't hear me bragging about it, do you? (well other than just then...)
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 02:10:24 PM
take what you like and leave the rest.
What happens if we hate everything? We've been known to do that.
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 02:10:24 PM
try to understand I'm not here to make enemies
Self explanatory.
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 02:10:24 PM
In reality it's hard to tell how much seething bile is...actual dislike....
Try: ALL OF IT.
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 02:10:24 PM
In this respect I'm maintaining optimism....
Well you gotta love an optimist....no...wait...no you don't.
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 02:10:24 PM
Besides even if you told me you hated me it wouldn't matter.
We did, it did and it should (matter, that is)
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 02:10:24 PM
Further, I'm not here to cause damage
Don't flatter yourself.
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 02:10:24 PM
I have a place where I work out my inner poisons and that's in my song writing for my main project.
Uh oh - he's a sensitive
artiste. :roll:
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 02:10:24 PM
Please don't discredit this post and the last one by responding with subversive and subjective opinions, especially if they are negative (I can't help but feel I'm asking for too much here)
Oops, that ship has already sailed. And yes, you were asking too much.
Bump. :aww:
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on November 10, 2008, 01:17:02 PM
Bump. :aww:
Sorry Badge, I lost track of this project.
I'll get back to it soon. I don't have much of an excuse since it's much easier than NaWriNoMo.
BUMP.
The holy work must not remain undone!
Quote from: Mangrove on May 04, 2010, 10:21:07 PM
BUMP.
The holy work must not remain undone!
I was also responsible for AKK.
ULTIMATE POWER!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 04, 2010, 10:22:22 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on May 04, 2010, 10:21:07 PM
BUMP.
The holy work must not remain undone!
I was also responsible for AKK.
ULTIMATE POWER!
NEVAR FERGETTT!!!!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 04, 2010, 10:22:22 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on May 04, 2010, 10:21:07 PM
BUMP.
The holy work must not remain undone!
I was also responsible for AKK.
ULTIMATE POWER!
(http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/bestselling-comics-2007/3057-1.jpg)
Quote from: Mangrove on May 04, 2010, 10:23:38 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 02:17:36 PM
Just let me know when you're done messing with the dark side of the force and when you're up for it we can have a laugh and do something productive.
We laughed (at you)
It was productive (for us)
Quote from: Mangrove on May 04, 2010, 10:28:09 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 02:28:02 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 28, 2007, 02:19:54 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 09:03:44 AM
Get over yourself mang, then maybe one day we can be civil and play nice, possibly even do something productive.
Why are you dragging Mang into this?
sorry, off hand refference to the ATHF hypno germ episode. The mexican says mang instead of man. I really really tried not to be humorous in that post, seems one slipped by.
Punish mang anyhow. he needs it. :lulz:
Vengeance is mine, motherfucker.
And btw, you were not humurous*. You didn't have to try.
*At least, not in the way you thought. You were entirely humourous, but differently.
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 02:48:00 PM
I don't want to give anyone the wrong impression that I'm a big bleeding pussy, because that wouldn't be accurate.
O RLY?
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 02:48:00 PM
Besides this could all just be an ellaborate hazing ritual,
It is.
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 02:48:00 PM
I've survived worse and come away with great friends and contacts.
No and no.
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 02:48:00 PM
If after that people are still hating on me
Surprisingly perceptive.
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 02:48:00 PM
I'll.....go find some other place where people like me better.
BWA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 02:48:00 PM
Thanks for listening.
Don't mention it dude.
Dang!
Remind me never to piss Mang off. He holds a grudge like I do. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 04, 2010, 10:43:34 PM
Dang!
Remind me never to piss Mang off. He holds a grudge like I do. :lulz:
:lulz:
The funny thing is, I missed a lot of the AKK drama. It blew up when I wasn't posting that much and it had already mushroomed into the festering syphilitic nightmare that it is today before I even knew it happened. (Same goes for the Lamanite fiasco.)
What's fun for me is reviewing the thread as an outsider, long after the fact and posting some snippy comments like a 2nd rate Perez Hilton.
Anyways, I committed to reviewing all 37 pages of this monstrosity and excise yet more choice quotes for the perusal of the PD.com faithful. I'm still considering the 'folklore archive' idea which is what made me bump this.
Dear gods. I was trying to forget. :x
Quote from: Hawk on May 04, 2010, 10:56:19 PM
Dear gods. I was trying to forget. :x
NEVER FORGET :hashishim: :rush: :amurrica:
I was kind of amazed that it only took five days for things to be looking positive for him (in that thread anyway) to him being shat upon by the whole board.
But just now I remembered Number6. So I guess it wasn't so impressive. :lulz:
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 05, 2010, 01:29:51 AM
I was kind of amazed that it only took five days for things to be looking positive for him (in that thread anyway) to him being shat upon by the whole board.
But just now I remembered Number6. So I guess it wasn't so impressive. :lulz:
But AKK was special. He took failure to new levels. He basically set the standard.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 01:32:10 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 05, 2010, 01:29:51 AM
I was kind of amazed that it only took five days for things to be looking positive for him (in that thread anyway) to him being shat upon by the whole board.
But just now I remembered Number6. So I guess it wasn't so impressive. :lulz:
But AKK was special. He took failure to new levels. He basically set the standard.
A feat to be proud of. :D
AKK has been trolling discordian boards for five or ten years. At least, that's what his ex told me.
Quote from: E. A. Waterhaus II on May 05, 2010, 02:03:20 AM
AKK has been trolling discordian boards for five or ten years. At least, that's what his ex told me.
Uh huh.
His ex.
:lulz:
You're a little gullible, Enki.
AKK still looks at my okcupid profile sometimes.
Yes, yes it is. But he never sends me any messages so I guess there's that.
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 05, 2010, 02:39:29 AM
Yes, yes it is. But he never sends me any messages so I guess there's that.
Nope. Just sits there fapping. :x
I'm used to the idea of people fapping over me.
-Badge,
Ego? What ego?
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 05, 2010, 02:41:10 AM
I'm used to the idea of people fapping over me.
I am, out of self-preservation, going to ignore the obvious joke here, and just state that I got here before LMNO.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 04, 2010, 10:28:03 PM
(http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/bestselling-comics-2007/3057-1.jpg)
Oh hey, I don't have that one.
Quote from: Mangrove on October 31, 2008, 05:59:10 PM
Today's harvest - pages 4, 5 & 6 :fap:
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 27, 2007, 10:01:16 PM
you seem like a fairly articulate fellow.
possibly even intelligent.
You see, this is ECH being even handed & appealing to human decency. Such waste!
to be sure, it's a mistake I've tried not to repeat.
So.... As it turns out, a band we played with a month or two ago has given us an open invitation to play with them... in Saratoga Springs.
I believe this is what they call in the business a civic duty.
I should ask if they know him.
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 05, 2010, 01:29:51 AM
I was kind of amazed that it only took five days for things to be looking positive for him (in that thread anyway) to him being shat upon by the whole board.
But just now I remembered Number6. So I guess it wasn't so impressive. :lulz:
A couple of us tried to stage interventions before the inevitable downward flaming spiral. But, as you can tell, he's one stubborn SOB. Who writes and records pretty crappy "industrial metal". Al Jourgensen's cats, if he has cats, could make better shit.
If you haven't seen a Youtube of one of his performances, you must.
Quote from: LMNO on May 05, 2010, 01:29:31 PM
I should ask if they know him.
And if he was notable.
:D
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 02:04:30 AM
Quote from: E. A. Waterhaus II on May 05, 2010, 02:03:20 AM
AKK has been trolling discordian boards for five or ten years. At least, that's what his ex told me.
Uh huh.
His ex.
:lulz:
You're a little gullible, Enki.
The conversation went like this:
Quote
Enki *links to the PD on another network*
Total stranger Discordians? My ex used to troll them. He did it so much that he legally changed his name to Klok Kaos. Then I dumped him.
True story.
Heh, I remember he was particularly prickly about his name.
I just watched/heard one of his live "performances" on youtube.
Now I don't want breakfast.
Incidentally, glad to see you around, ECH.
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on May 05, 2010, 03:04:03 PM
I just watched/heard one of his live "performances" on youtube.
Now I don't want breakfast.
:link:?
Quote from: E. A. Waterhaus II on May 05, 2010, 02:19:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 02:04:30 AM
Quote from: E. A. Waterhaus II on May 05, 2010, 02:03:20 AM
AKK has been trolling discordian boards for five or ten years. At least, that's what his ex told me.
Uh huh.
His ex.
:lulz:
You're a little gullible, Enki.
The conversation went like this:
Quote
Enki *links to the PD on another network*
Total stranger Discordians? My ex used to troll them. He did it so much that he legally changed his name to Klok Kaos. Then I dumped him.
True story.
ok that's funny :lulz:
Quote from: E. A. Waterhaus II on May 05, 2010, 02:19:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 02:04:30 AM
Quote from: E. A. Waterhaus II on May 05, 2010, 02:03:20 AM
AKK has been trolling discordian boards for five or ten years. At least, that's what his ex told me.
Uh huh.
His ex.
:lulz:
You're a little gullible, Enki.
The conversation went like this:
Quote
Enki *links to the PD on another network*
Total stranger Discordians? My ex used to troll them. He did it so much that he legally changed his name to Klok Kaos. Then I dumped him.
True story.
The "gullible" part is where you believed it.
Well to be fair, if he links to PD on an unrelated network, and a total stranger mentions her ex trolling Discordians and changing his name to Klok Kaos, I think this ex must be at least as gullible as AKK. Unless it was AKK sock-puppeting.
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 05, 2010, 07:34:39 PM
Well to be fair, if he links to PD on an unrelated network, and a total stranger mentions her ex trolling Discordians and changing his name to Klok Kaos, I think this ex must be at least as gullible as AKK. Unless it was AKK sock-puppeting.
I don't think the ex's gullibility has much to do with Enki's gullibility. It just means they both believed it. Assuming the ex even exists, which, based on years of his own whining about not being able to find a girlfriend, I doubt.
But, to be Really Fair For Realness, I think that AKK believes it, too, because buying his own bullshit is the only way he can maintain his hilariously inflated ego.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 07:46:27 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 05, 2010, 07:34:39 PM
Unless it was AKK sock-puppeting.
but that would mean AKK admitting he got dumped over his name change. as opposed to the zillions of awesome girls it gets him?
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 05, 2010, 07:50:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 07:46:27 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 05, 2010, 07:34:39 PM
Unless it was AKK sock-puppeting.
but that would mean AKK admitting he got dumped over his name change. as opposed to the zillions of awesome girls it gets him?
I have seen many AKK profiles, and in pretty much all of them he laments his woeful inability to find a girlfriend and his total lack of love life. Also, he's desperate and pitiful.
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 05, 2010, 07:50:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 07:46:27 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 05, 2010, 07:34:39 PM
Unless it was AKK sock-puppeting.
but that would mean AKK admitting he got dumped over his name change. as opposed to the zillions of awesome girls it gets him?
He has a board, you know. It's been 3 years, and all he talks about with his 4 sock puppets and his one friend is PD. No shit. At least as of 3-4 months ago.
And he's gone from "friendly wandering Discordian" to Teh Scourge of All Discordians Everywhere, and invented 2 prior years of trolling that never happened. I know this, because we googled him at the time.
Also, bear in mind that Enki has never actually talked to a girl, and odds are pretty good that 90% of the "girls" he's chatted with online are 55 year old fat guys cruising for chicken.
This is cool. This thread has been jacked but is still on topic ie: Things about AKK that aren't true. Fantastic!
Also, I like how everyone is bonding over this thread. Nothing unites a community like a common enemy. Or in AKK's case enema.
(And I will be doing more folklore analysis, research and passive aggression in due course.)
Quote from: Mangrove on May 05, 2010, 08:19:04 PM
This is cool. This thread has been jacked but is still on topic ie: Things about AKK that aren't true. Fantastic!
Also, I like how everyone is bonding over this thread. Nothing unites a community like a common enemy. Or in AKK's case enema.
(And I will be doing more folklore analysis, research and passive aggression in due course.)
Yes Moar! Moar!
Your audience demands it.
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 04:56:42 PM
*smashes own face with hammer*
How come this didn't happen???? :argh!:
I gotta say, it's about as unlikely to run into an AKK sockpuppet pretending to be an AKK ex on freenode by accident as it is to run into an AKK ex on freenode by accident, so I'm not decided either way.
That said, I also ran into someone who went to school with RMS on freenode and Ted Nelson's former roommate at a book release party, so running into unusual people isn't actually as unusual as one might think.
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 05:12:58 PM
I do know that if you google me I show up all over the place though.
Trust us. We know.
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 05:12:58 PM
It's possible some pimply fat 13 year old kid stole my pic and used it for his profile thinking it might increase his chances of getting laid I guess.
You're not getting laid, so why would it work for a 13 year old who stole your picture?
In case you need some links for extra lulz,
http://www.akksite.com/
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/klokwerkaos
http://twitter.com/A_K_K
http://yourchaos.ning.com/
http://www.myspace.com/aklokwerkkaos
http://www.poetry.com/poems/push-button-life/14307496/
http://www.myth-weavers.com/showthread.php?p=3095228
Nigel, seriously. I've already got 30+ more pages to go through his thread alone, without having all these links to worry about :argh!:
also:
-good looking and healthy (historically I've dated models/modelesque :lulz:
Weenis. :lulz:
Quote from: LMNO on May 05, 2010, 03:06:23 PM
Incidentally, glad to see you around, ECH.
thanks. The drive across was hairy. I'll write about it sometime soon, hopefully. I almost died, saw a tornado, saw a dead body on the side of the freeway, saw a cult ritual, interrupted hairy trucker sex in the woods behind a rest stop, caught a buzz with Z3, met Fred and had beers with her, got snowed on in 7 different states, sat in on a practice session and jammed with a band I used to love as a kid who broke up and are now practicing for their reunion show, and saw more up-close examples of "People of Wal-Mart" than I care to think about.
I did not, however, come across any of AKK's legion of devoted fans.
Quote from: Mangrove on May 06, 2010, 12:10:09 AM
Nigel, seriously. I've already got 30+ more pages to go through his thread alone, without having all these links to worry about :argh!:
also:
-good looking and healthy (historically I've dated models/modelesque :lulz:
The man is the motherlode of lail. Seriously, those were just a few of the BEST links. :lol:
Quote from: E. A. Waterhaus II on May 05, 2010, 09:58:05 PM
That said, I also ran into someone who went to school with RMS on freenode and Ted Nelson's former roommate at a book release party, so running into unusual people isn't actually as unusual as one might think.
Hell I once slept in the same bed RMS slept in (two weeks before I did).
Synchronicity is a pretty cool guy. Makes improbable and doesn't afraid of statisticians.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on October 31, 2008, 07:15:57 PM
note to the outlandish: If you're gonna lie, make sure the lie makes you sound cooler.
Excellent advice. Why bother to make something up that is going to be less awesome, or entertaining than the truth? That's just lazy and pointless.
Just been reading back through this thread, and there are some real gems of fail here. I never knew anyone could be so, . . . . . like that. Well, I did, but still, to actually see some of it is a (briefly) sobering experience. And he
does /b] date women. ""Modelesque" women.
Did I ever post the poems he sent me on OKCupid?
QuoteTitle: Pushbutton Life
initializing program: pushbutton life
loading...error...error...error...guns level
my eyes. you cannot kill the candyman, but
he can, deliver your cold brains via U.P.S.
the jack of spades made all the fires crack--
such a lonely jack...always with brain waves
exploding, ever choking, never knowing;
a way to block out the machines...
because a little bit of noise goes a long
way. so still they breach; the devices
contorting, a mind unconforming, into a new
way. the twisting of ideals into trains of
thought colliding. wave hello and give a
matyr's smile to the dead man in the mirror--
i am all of the things that they said i
was--throwing stones in the glass house of
conscious... to redirect the lines...
but dwindling embers still remember...
a piston-pounding process...the method, the
path, the gun...
QuoteLosing Color
scraping noise inside my head
circles back upon itself
hollow memories left incomplete
dust collects upon the shelf
shattered mirror on the wall
these bitter winds rust life away
won't you madden me with your broken truths
or have you nothing left to say
Every day I spend in here
the walls continue getting thicker
Every day that I'm away
I feel myself becoming sicker
Is it white where you are
and have all of the seasons changed
I don't want to remember
one instance, one life time, all the same
Blinded by the bar codes in your eyes
no one will remember the sane
suicide angels uncreate
we never even knew your name
sever the stitch, bleeding out
hollow clockwork in dictions
overdrive darkness displacement
aphelion's aphasia written
All of this binary wisdom
it leads me to believe
that one day I'll find comfort in the chaos
as it slowly eats my dreams
Is it white where you are
and have all of the seasons changed
don't forget to regret
one instance, one life time, all the same
Yeah, I know... how could this man be single? HOLD ME BACK! :lol: Absolutely terrible. When I asked him about his publication credits, he said this:
QuoteI can't recall most of the publications I've been in, but the most notable are the "Who's who in poetry" collections from various publishing houses. I've also got a couple of lifetime memberships to poet societies that were awarded to me, editer's choice awards and that sort of thing. I'd have to dig it all up.
:roll::1fap:
Is it white where you are? :hammer:
This poetry is so very , . . unique, it should have a whole adjective to itself!
I thought this bit was particularly lail "always with brain waves
exploding, ever choking, never knowing"
"Every day I spend in here
the walls continue getting thicker
Every day that I'm away
I feel myself becoming sicker"
Just, wow.
:fap: :? :fap:
Yeah, it's just AMAZING. :lulz:
Also, the who's who and treasuries are those books you pay them to print your poem in. He kinda stopped talking to me after I asked him about that.
People with his rare level of talent, quite often have glaring flaws, hiding somewhere, deep in their character. Does he not still post here? :x :p :lol:
QuoteWhat I look for: (Mandatory for extended relations)
-good looking and healthy (historically I've dated models/modelesque women)
Does "modelesque" mean "Inflatable"?
QuoteWhen I do go out it's usually for a beer with an old friend I haven't seen in a bit or to catch a big IMAX 3d movie or something. Once in a while I perform or meet some new people, but it's pretty rare. I'm usually too caught up in business to "hang out" with people unless I'm seeing them.
A Billy no Mates then, with an inflatable girlfriend.
QuoteI spend a lot of time thinking about
Dubito, ergo cogito, ergo sum... Omni ignotum pro magnificeo... Oderunt dum Metuant
Stuff and things... Pretending I speak Latin... I don't know, I have too many interests and I kind of let my mind wander where it will.
A Billy no Mates, with an inflatable girlfriend, attention deficit disorder and who speaks in tongues.
A bundle of different, random, thoughts and impulses, with no meatskills.
QuoteMovies: If I had to pick one, it would probably be "Freddy got Fingered"
Now, while this is quite a funny film, if you could pick only one, would this be it? "Lookit me, I'm a FARMER!"
QuoteMy taste for the darker side of art. My unique designed tattoos rich in symbolism. My 13 music records I've released. My Ambassador status for the ILP.
Not sure who the ILP are. Or how rich in symbolism his ink is. Or even how dark his art is. But I do know 13 is an unlucky number. Especially if you are working on that "tricky" fourteenth Album.
QuoteMost of my childhood dreams I've already achieved, such as being internationally published, releasing a global music record,
And hes only 28 yrs old? Now I'm starting to think, why is he not blissfully entangled romantically with some supermodelesque?
QuoteIt (discordianism) is extremely unfunny and most of its adherents are friendless autistic drama club nerds who quote endlessly from Monty Python and Douglas Adams when not in the comfort of their hugbox.
And
QuoteAdherents of the propaganda and other crap associated with this religion/joke/ploy, notably the roll of toilet paper known as the Principia Discordia, fall into five distinct groups. It is theorized by some that these are phases that each Discordian must go through on their path through life; these theorizers are sometimes known as Wicca and are ruthlessly mocked by actual people.
Or
QuoteDiscordianism not just a seriously old meme; it is in fact a rather sneaky Illuminati trap designed to look like a religion to some, and like lulz to others. In this manner it seduces the unsuspecting based on their greatest weakness.
:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :horrormirth: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
Butthurting too.
Quote from: BadBeast on May 10, 2010, 03:25:40 AM
People with his rare level of talent, quite often have glaring flaws, hiding somewhere, deep in their character. Does he not still post here? :x :p :lol:
He is persona non grata
Oh well. His loss. I expect he's not even noticed, if his busy schedule, and hectic social life are anything to go by. Some people don't know when they are onto a good thing.
"Don't it always seem to go, you don't know what you've got til , .
.everyone you ever knew, harbours nothing but whitehot hatred, and malice towards you, and even the man who used to sell the big issue, shuns you like a pariah.
And you have a phone, but no-one ever calls it. And a Website. (But traffic isn't what it was).
Outgrown friends. Outgrown the need for any. Just as well. They'd just as soon stab you in the back! But not to your face.
Shit sorry, I'm typing out loud again!
Well, I'm sure the poor souls at the Saratoga Springs Starbucks notice him, and wish he would go play on a street corner on the other side of town.
I was trying to explain AKK to Mr. Language last night, and his reaction was "I wish I had fabricated this guy, he sounds AMAZING!"
Seriously, truth is far more hilarious than fiction.
No shit. He isn't even here anymore and he's still trolling us.
At this point, I think we're his biggest fans.
Dear Bad Beast,
I enjoyed your AKK analysis. If you would like to mine the remaining 30+ pages for me, that'd be great! :D
Mangrove.
Quote from: Mangrove on May 10, 2010, 05:19:47 PM
Dear Bad Beast,
I enjoyed your AKK analysis. If you would like to mine the remaining 30+ pages for me, that'd be great! :D
Mangrove.
I can but try. The "7 pages at a time" seems a very prudent approach. I feel the dark fingers of "kaos" scrabbling at my sanity like the vain pleading of a drowning man, trying to find a handhold on the varnished teak of a passing Yacht. OK, I'm going in, . . . . . .
..... :?
When you're done with AKK we'll have you go do some reporting on closertogod.net
:lulz:
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 10, 2010, 09:16:21 PM
When you're done with AKK we'll have you go do some reporting on closertogod.net
:lulz:
:lulz:
Then we'll get him working on the over population problem....
Quote from: Mangrove on May 10, 2010, 09:22:55 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 10, 2010, 09:16:21 PM
When you're done with AKK we'll have you go do some reporting on closertogod.net
:lulz:
:lulz:
Then we'll get him working on the over population problem....
omg. bad pandas!
Quote from: Mangrove on May 10, 2010, 09:22:55 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 10, 2010, 09:16:21 PM
When you're done with AKK we'll have you go do some reporting on closertogod.net
:lulz:
:lulz:
Then we'll get him working on the over population problem....
Ease up Fellas, there's only so much a man can bear!
He frequents the board at Mythweavers ( :fap:) where he posts a warning for those easily offended.
QuoteI don't want arguments about personal taste shutting this thread down again as I plan on updating with original content here every so often for those that care to know. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but the boards here do have rules and moderators that will enforce them.
/quote]
QuoteI'm a globally released professional musician and I hope you might enjoy some of my creative expressions./quote]
All seems very reasonable. until you actually listen to some of his "expressions" I couldn't manage to listen to very much of it, as I value the parameters I've set myself when it comes to music. Anyway, I enjoyed it a lot less than I enjoy a good shit.
Having a quick look at some of the geh names of "Mythweavers" people. Much, much worse than I suspected.
QuoteShadowstar, Gelfangel, Volthawk, Noble Savage, Irontoof, Shadowstar, Silverlock, Bloodreever, Wippet good, Powderhorn, and my particular fave, Shadowcracka.
Now I know what happens to all the names deemed too spaggy for Mysticwickz.
(BTW, It is "Penwolf"'s Birthday today, if anyone is interested) :fap: :fap: :fap:
At the bottom of their webpage, is an Ad, asking "ARE YOU SINGLE?"
That's good demographics on their part.
On his Myspace page, a "Fan describes his "Expressions" as
"Ambassador KLOK KAOS. "Sexually explicit and surrealistic cult music for the insane and derranged..." a fan.
Nice.
And his busy social life has taken off, big style, if this comment is anything to go by.
Quoteyour pretty much most amazing. lol i havent spoke that long on the phone in a while. Way fun catchin up after all that time. Boy do we have some stories hahaha.../quote]
From "Rachel Lynne"
What a Ladies Man. :fishhook:
Update. New album underway: A kLoKwErK kAoS presents "Enjoy Your AIDS!" expected release this year.
Usually, one Lynch Mob is enough to erm, . .
QuoteI don't mind rage, I think it's cute.
I don't like lynch mobs though. I'm trying to have less of that in my diet/b]./quote]
Good luck with that.
Quote(I was never popular in school (very certainly notorious[and that's no bullshit], but never popular)/b]/quote]
Hmm, No shit!
Quotein honesty I really don't think I'm the hottest shit on the block./b]
/quote]
Well, isn't he just a regular bundle of contradictions?
QuoteTell me not to do something and it becomes irresistable not to poke at it, whether or not I agree with the principle.
I have my limits as to how far this extends/b], so calling me out on this (or anything else) is quite useless, I write that to save on the innevitable follow up./quote]
Doesn't he just.
And
QuoteI don't take shit from anyone unless thy are waving a gun, badge or something similar/b] in my face./quote]
Suggestions of a MMORPG Bukkake party? Not sure.
Feeling queasy now. :rpger:
Quote from: BadBeast on May 10, 2010, 10:09:58 PM
He frequents the board at Mythweavers ( :fap:) where he posts a warning for those easily offended.
It looks like he used to, but is now banned. :lulz: Surprise!
Oooo, he's on Facebook too.
http://www.facebook.com/A.kLoKwErK.kAoS
My god, why did I Google him again. I had forgotten about his exquisitely douchey flickr page. :vom:
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 12:16:50 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 10, 2010, 10:09:58 PM
He frequents the board at Mythweavers ( :fap:) where he posts a warning for those easily offended.
It looks like he used to, but is now banned. :lulz: Surprise!
Yeah, lots of fun to be had with this, fun like splashing around in a puddle. (In that it Leaves me feeling dirty, and shallow) :p
He should at least do something about the fucking pubic zone around his mouth.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 12:20:48 AM
Oooo, he's on Facebook too.
http://www.facebook.com/A.kLoKwErK.kAoS
My god, why did I Google him again. I had forgotten about his exquisitely douchey flickr page. :vom:
I liked the way his Facebook page asks "Not the A.kLoKwErK.kAoS you were looking for?"
As if there were two of these fuckers.
Quote from: BadBeast on May 11, 2010, 12:25:09 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 12:20:48 AM
Oooo, he's on Facebook too.
http://www.facebook.com/A.kLoKwErK.kAoS
My god, why did I Google him again. I had forgotten about his exquisitely douchey flickr page. :vom:
I liked the way his Facebook page asks "Not the A.kLoKwErK.kAoS you were looking for?"
As if there were two of these fuckers.
I kind of want to steal his identity and create another one that is exactly like him.
Quote from: Hawk on May 10, 2010, 09:28:32 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on May 10, 2010, 09:22:55 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 10, 2010, 09:16:21 PM
When you're done with AKK we'll have you go do some reporting on closertogod.net
:lulz:
:lulz:
Then we'll get him working on the over population problem....
omg. bad pandas!
Did we stoop too low? :lulz:
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 12:36:45 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 11, 2010, 12:25:09 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 12:20:48 AM
Oooo, he's on Facebook too.
http://www.facebook.com/A.kLoKwErK.kAoS
My god, why did I Google him again. I had forgotten about his exquisitely douchey flickr page. :vom:
I liked the way his Facebook page asks "Not the A.kLoKwErK.kAoS you were looking for?"
As if there were two of these fuckers.
I kind of want to steal his identity and create another one that is exactly like him.
I'm not ready to actually go
that far with this, but it's certainly turning out to be more fun than flaming weltberger.
He reminds me of an idea I had a couple years ago but never followed through on; to create an online persona so intensely douchey and pretentious that any thinking person would immediately think it was a joke, but to play it with such seriousness that people are eventually convinced that I was sincere. I am talking outlandish makeup, costumes, pretentious pictures, terrible concept art, and indescribably ridiculous "experimental music".
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 05:15:30 PM
He reminds me of an idea I had a couple years ago but never followed through on; to create an online persona so intensely douchey and pretentious that any thinking person would immediately think it was a joke, but to play it with such seriousness that people are eventually convinced that I was sincere. I am talking outlandish makeup, costumes, pretentious pictures, terrible concept art, and indescribably ridiculous "experimental music".
I was just going to say, it's been done before, (I have been perusing all things AKK, remember) but thinking about it, it could have been done much more betterer.
Oh, it's totally been done before, but I want to do it, because then it's an interactive experience.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 05:28:47 PM
Oh, it's totally been done before, but I want to do it, because then it's an interactive experience.
That'll be interesting to see, but take care when immersing yourself in such a asshatty character, the wind might come along, and you'll have to stay like it. :lol: (Or is that "pulling faces?)
Quote from: BadBeast on May 11, 2010, 05:33:26 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 05:28:47 PM
Oh, it's totally been done before, but I want to do it, because then it's an interactive experience.
That'll be interesting to see, but take care when immersing yourself in such a asshatty character, the wind might come along, and you'll have to stay like it. :lol: (Or is that "pulling faces?)
It would be interesting if someone invented such a character and it became famous. Can you imagine if suddenly the thing you were lampooning became your career? If your public face was this douchetastic caricature you'd invented as a joke?
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 06:38:41 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 11, 2010, 05:33:26 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 05:28:47 PM
Oh, it's totally been done before, but I want to do it, because then it's an interactive experience.
That'll be interesting to see, but take care when immersing yourself in such a asshatty character, the wind might come along, and you'll have to stay like it. :lol: (Or is that "pulling faces?)
It would be interesting if someone invented such a character and it became famous. Can you imagine if suddenly the thing you were lampooning became your career? If your public face was this douchetastic caricature you'd invented as a joke?
Kind of like Foucualt's Pendulum...only with a spag from the internet.
Quote from: Mangrove on May 11, 2010, 06:42:45 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 06:38:41 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 11, 2010, 05:33:26 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 05:28:47 PM
Oh, it's totally been done before, but I want to do it, because then it's an interactive experience.
That'll be interesting to see, but take care when immersing yourself in such a asshatty character, the wind might come along, and you'll have to stay like it. :lol: (Or is that "pulling faces?)
It would be interesting if someone invented such a character and it became famous. Can you imagine if suddenly the thing you were lampooning became your career? If your public face was this douchetastic caricature you'd invented as a joke?
Kind of like Foucualt's Pendulum...only with a spag from the internet.
:lulz:
Makes me want to write a screenplay about it.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 07:15:42 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on May 11, 2010, 06:42:45 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 06:38:41 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 11, 2010, 05:33:26 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 05:28:47 PM
Oh, it's totally been done before, but I want to do it, because then it's an interactive experience.
That'll be interesting to see, but take care when immersing yourself in such a asshatty character, the wind might come along, and you'll have to stay like it. :lol: (Or is that "pulling faces?)
It would be interesting if someone invented such a character and it became famous. Can you imagine if suddenly the thing you were lampooning became your career? If your public face was this douchetastic caricature you'd invented as a joke?
Kind of like Foucualt's Pendulum...only with a spag from the internet.
:lulz:
Makes me want to write a screenplay about it.
Write a screenplay about AKK :lulz:
Quote from: Mangrove on May 11, 2010, 07:25:34 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 07:15:42 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on May 11, 2010, 06:42:45 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 06:38:41 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 11, 2010, 05:33:26 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 05:28:47 PM
Oh, it's totally been done before, but I want to do it, because then it's an interactive experience.
That'll be interesting to see, but take care when immersing yourself in such a asshatty character, the wind might come along, and you'll have to stay like it. :lol: (Or is that "pulling faces?)
It would be interesting if someone invented such a character and it became famous. Can you imagine if suddenly the thing you were lampooning became your career? If your public face was this douchetastic caricature you'd invented as a joke?
Kind of like Foucualt's Pendulum...only with a spag from the internet.
:lulz:
Makes me want to write a screenplay about it.
Write a screenplay about AKK :lulz:
Adapt Forest Gump.
or Airheads.
I figure that as a group we could collectively make a character more ridiculous than AKK.
Quote from: E. A. Waterhaus II on May 11, 2010, 08:08:00 PM
I figure that as a group we could collectively make a character more ridiculous than AKK.
Augean tasks, ITT! :lulz:
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 28, 2007, 05:40:47 PM
If anything, my shtick isn't my band, it's probably me being pretentious
Quoted for TROOF. Horrible, horrible TROOF!
Quote
I do have quite a bit of musical content and talent (6 full albums and two more coming out this year some time
uhh...ok....
Quote
I can certainly forgive you not being as up on my catalouge as I am.
Phew! I was worried you'd be mad that were weren't aware of your uhh....'catalouge'.
Quote
Let me be clear, I'm not a virtuosso,
It's clear....loud and clear....
Quote
a job satisfaction thing, not a fame thing.
Ok, so you don't want to be famous.
Quote
so "fame" is important to me
I'll assume you're talking about the hit TV show of the 80s, right? Because otherwise you're saying fame is both important and not important to you...at the same time! DANGER WILL ROBINSON! DOES NOT COMPUTE!
Quote from: The Buddha
Most of goals in life are shallow.
Quoted for NOBLE TROOF
Quote
No more talking now. I feel I need to shut my hole.
...so I'll keep going on for nearly 40 pages....
[/quote]
He is a virtuoso when it comes to outlandish stage apparel.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 11, 2010, 08:46:43 PM
He is a virtuoso when it comes to outlandish stage apparel.
He said, quite clearly that he was not (and I quote) a 'virtuosso'.
Don't put words into his mouth!
It's as if you're trying to use his posts out of context..... :wink:
He's too modest.
:lulz:
Having never experienced the dubious privilege of one to one discourse with AKK, I feel that maybe I could bring a little more objectivity to this thread. So I am now trying to find examples of different character traits. Not just funny/ bizzarre/disturbing ones. (My own comments in blue)
Misogeny vs Horndog desperation.
"The chix I cant stand and make me want to die but are nevertheless allowed to make appearances in my existence prefer ani defranco, tori amos, dresden dolls and other such nonsense that makes me want to die inside."
"The whiney sappy emo girls unanymously agree on "making love" to Portishead."
"I'll only "make love" with you, if we can listen to Portishead!" Says whiney, sappy, (and presumably blind) emo girl.
"I live in a bachelor pad, porn mail won't be frowned upon, and any chix who come over here are likely to want to watch some versus being creeped out by it."
My guess is "creeped out" wins, every time.
"So one of my more promiscuous female friends got herself knocked up and the father's last name is "Stomp".
She asked me for name ideas that might detract from how bad the last name sounds.
I replied with the obvious "You should call it 'Baby Stomp'." and proceeded to fall out of my chair and point and laugh at her."
Offensive charm, rather than charm offensive.
"wish I knew more prostitutes, at least they are honest about taking your money and they leave when you are done with them without having to be told."
AKK / Are you a Prostitute?
Prostitute/ God no! Get out of here, creep!
How unforgettable he is
"I used to know a chic on AOL who was a bit of a haxor and a fetish model who also was a fire breather (alias ***** among others).
If you were her you'd remember me, I'm not so easy to forget".
Girls name blotted out, in case she ever wants to date anyone else. (Presuming she ever forgets er, . .whatsisname?
On manners.
"For future communication try not being obnoxious if you want something from me, I don't respond positively to rudeness, maybe some people you know do, but i'm not one of them".
I'll bear that in mind, if ever I want to correspond.
"I'll entertain any concerns you have, like everyone else, so long as it can be done in a way that doesn't jab at me".
Because he's such a delicate flower
And reciprocation.
"Ambassador Kaos has decided to school you mother fuckers on some core values as it seems many of you either 1, got dropped on the head too many times as an adult or 2, had parents that didn't properly instill a sense of individuality in you and you've since been living your life as a sad excuse for a failed abortion".
"I said it a hundred times before, treat me decently and I'll return the favor, the reverse is also true."
Alignment
"I think that most people will find that many of the ideas that I express are ones that they also subscribe to on some level.
When and how I present these things and when and how they are recieved is where things aren't always lining up."
No shit!
On Nazis
"AKK is weak in not only current events, but also history and politics.
That being said: SS soldiers, were they right?"
" if I was hitler... well, I'd be him and give the same orders to cleanse the land."
"In this manner I've been labelled as Hitler or worse by many a hippy in my day, but that's usually out of their lack of understanding of what respecting something is."
People have such terrible pre-conceptions about Nazis.
On bias, in the Media.
"I happen to have known several journalists in my day and each one of them proved to be a scumbag I refused to associate with... just a personal history note..."
Having heard a little bit of "enjoy your Aids", I'm presuming they were all Music Journalists.
On Bullshit detection
" I have studied some lie detection techniques and such, which only increased my overall paranoia about how much my eyes betray of my thoughts."
A few examples of the hard on he nurses, for Roger
"Do notice that while TGRR was ignoring me I didn't go out of my way to provoke him. He came and poked at me"
"Are you quite done yet Roger? wake me up when you get there..."
"I must think you especially enjoy playing me because of how much time you spend at it."
"Seriously Roger, one day you'll look back on how much effort you wasted on trying to make me into something you find palletable and laugh at yourself"
"Roger, everyone knows you look up to me too much to hand me over to the CIA."
" There is still an unreal expectation for someone who doesn't know Roger personally to blindly accept the fact that he might not be completely forged from fiery burrito excrement"
"And the issue is that Roger (and those underneath the control of his orbital brain lasers) is still attempting to exert a degree of control on an external force and is getting furious about how the nature of the universe is not conforming to his whims"
I'm go back to ignoring you (and in doing so cut the jacking of this thread short) Roger because I can't even get a reasonable response to a reasonable question from you
Blowing hot & cold here, what?
On LSD
"Having used plenty of LSD in my days of depravity and a plethora of other drugs AND having spent several days on sleep deprivation I know what both do".
"You WILL hallucinate"
On his "Training"
"In crisis my training usually takes the form of a pragmattic philosophy and runs down the list:
Assess the threat
Fight or flight
assess the damage
damage control
Learn form the crisis
Refortify stronger"
I think he left "Stamp my feet, and flounce off like a six year old girl with wet knickers" off the list.
I did look for good stuff, that wasn't creepy, or wierd, honestly I did, but you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear
:lulz: I think it might be time for "Everything I need to know, I learned from AKK".
Shoot once for love, shoot twice for fun
Did you like your breakdown? ...much more madness shite lyricsyet to come
(No want, no need, to breathe, to die...
No hope, no fear no love no light.sense of when to call it a day..)
Just one sweet eternal kiss, I sure hope this bullet's blessed got my name on it
I will never release impress you, So put the gun my tiny willy to your lips, I'll take care of the rest
I'm not going to break go away like you want me to, Not gonna scream stop like you want me to screamstop
And I'm not going to dance like you want me to MC Hammer, Into your traps that you want me to feed
(fucker)
No want, no need, to breathe, to die talent... No hope, no fear no love no light. end to my fail..
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"Improving the "Optical Ergonomics" of forum posts is on my agenda.
I'm practicing at it. In time I'll get a good handle on it and it will soon then after become old hat."
Good luck with that.