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Started by BADGE OF HONOR, September 21, 2005, 03:52:33 AM

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Quote from: SillyCybin on February 12, 2007, 07:28:30 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 12, 2007, 07:07:31 PM
you know some of those are really good
seriously what the fuck happened to the Muslim world?
They used to be the more tolerant and enlightened of the major religous
and now they bomb KFC's cause of a cartoon

Entertaining armour plated medieval christian 'guests' will do that to ya.

It was a religious pilgrimage, I swear!
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Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 12, 2007, 07:07:31 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on February 12, 2007, 06:56:25 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 12, 2007, 06:23:53 PM
I think its one of the Hadiths

gotcha the stuff that isn't in the koran but is treated like it is.

Quote from: wikipediaExamples of Hadith
Main article: List of Muslim reports
,ÄúThe first thing created by God was the intellect.,Äù[1]
,ÄúThe ink of the scholar is more precious than the blood of the martyr.,Äù[2]
,ÄúOne learned man is harder on the devil than a thousand worshippers.,Äù[3]
,ÄúRiches are not from an abundance of worldly goods, but from a contented mind.,Äù
,ÄúHe who wishes to enter the paradise at the best door must please his mother and father.,Äù[4]
,ÄúNo man is a true believer unless he desires for his brother that he desires for himself.,Äù[5]
,ÄúWhen the bier of anyone passes by you, whether Jew, Christian, or Muslim, rise to your feet.,Äú[6]
,ÄúThe thing which is lawful but is disliked by God is divorce.,Äù[7]
,ÄúWomen are twin-halves of men.,Äù[8]
,ÄúActions will be judged according to intentions.,Äù[9]
,ÄúThat which is lawful is clear and that which is unlawful likewise, but there are certain doubtful things between the two from which it is well to abstain.,Äù[10]
,ÄúThe proof of a Muslim,Äôs sincerity is that he pays no attention to that which is not his business.,Äù
,ÄúThat person is nearest to God, who pardons,Ķhim who would have injured him.,Äù[11]
,Äú,Ķyield obedience to my successor, although he may be an Abyssinian slave.,Äù[12]
,ÄúModesty and chastity are parts of the Faith.,Äù[13]

you know some of those are really good
seriously what the fuck happened to the Muslim world?
They used to be the more tolerant and enlightened of the major religous
and now they bomb KFC's cause of a cartoon

Yeah, 10th century Baghdad, those were the days.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0


6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Cain

What happened was in the 11th century they stopped interpreting the Koran in a current context.  Many people don't realize it, but the debate in Islam closely mirrors that between strict and context constitutionalists in America.  One interpretation says that the Law is set for all times, perfect at its conception and the other says it must change with the times.

Oh, and a bunch of nutter Wahabis (as opposed to the rather benign Ottomans) ended up on a load of oil, we fed, trained and toughened up the worst of these and unleashed them against the throats of the Soviets. And Arab nationalism failed.

Thurnez Isa

Quote from: Cain on February 12, 2007, 11:45:24 PM

Oh, and a bunch of nutter Wahabis (as opposed to the rather benign Ottomans) ended up on a load of oil, we fed, trained and toughened up the worst of these and unleashed them against the throats of the Soviets. And Arab nationalism failed.

oh yah
good times
good times
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Cain

Being idiots, we thought we could use them against the Communist backed nationalist parties of the Arab world.  What fucking morons we are.....

Mangrove

oddly enough, if anyone's watching the new season of '24', this is crucial to the plot.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Cain

24 is edumucational?

Also, those groups I mention actually do not include Al-Qaeda, though the Egyptian Brotherhood (who helped spawn them) is.  Alot of groups took from the EB, making us indirectly responsible for them, but many viewed the US as the centre of moral failure in the world and so didn't want help, even when it was offered (as with Bin Laden).

Heckler567

with all the shit jacks been through im surprised he aint pulled the trigger himself

Thurnez Isa

i know this is stickied and can't be bumped
but im at least giving it a new post title for the recent influx of newbies
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Genocide Device

Yet again I wander into a sight for noobs and seem to have missed the whole damn thing,Ķ

Have the beatings stopped?

*starts to get undressed*
Coffee: the old prozac

tyrannosaurus vex

this appears to be taking a turn for the boringer.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Triple Zero

#131
  fists over boredom!!!!

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BTW, did you know that the Moon has a physical effect on the human body?




::runs away::

Triple Zero

Quote from: LMNO on March 27, 2007, 06:32:00 PMBTW, did you know that the Moon has a physical effect on the human body?

it will, once HIMEOBS gets around to using it as a Very High Orbit Kinetic Weapon.
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

#134
Quote from: LMNO on March 27, 2007, 06:32:00 PM
BTW, did you know that the Moon has a physical effect on the human body?




::runs away::

you don't say

edited:  I had the wrong moon thread.  (yup there were two)
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