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A final piece of advice to noobs:

Started by BADGE OF HONOR, September 21, 2005, 03:52:33 AM

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Alchemist

Noob to flame! Get your toasty noob here. Going once, going twice, I like licking on the thrice.
Well, that kind off states my inner demons. Please feel free to shout at me. I like a play as much as the next cottage pie, but I doubt I could feed the parsnips!

P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Thurnez Isa

Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

hunter s.durden

Even when they call it down upon themselves?

That's Bullshit.
This space for rent.

Alchemist

Hunter. It was grammatically correct bullshit though. That's got to count for something. Ho hum, back to the battle at FSM, I seem to be causing problems with some members (not a noob there)

Mangrove

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 12, 2007, 01:16:38 AM
50 Posts fucker
/
/
:hashishim:

[checks koran]

damn TI, i can't find that verse in there.   :lol:
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Thurnez Isa

Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Mangrove

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 12, 2007, 06:23:53 PM
I think its one of the Hadiths

gotcha the stuff that isn't in the koran but is treated like it is.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

LMNO

Are you serious!?


"50 Posts Fucker" is one of the most sublime poems by Rumi.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: LMNO on February 12, 2007, 06:57:30 PM
Are you serious!?


"50 Posts Fucker" is one of the most sublime poems by Rumi.

Post it or ICB!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

Quote from: RumiNever be without rememberance of Him,
for His rememberance
gives strength and wings
to the bird of the Spirit.
If that objective of yours
is fully realized, that is
"Light upon Light"...
...But at the very least, by
practicing God's rememberance
your inner being
will be illuminated
little by little and
you will achieve
some measure of detachment
from the world.
50 Posts, Fucker.

-- Jelaluddin Rumi

P3nT4gR4m

Okay I concede the point. That must be genuine cos it even says "Quote from: Rumi" at the top.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Thurnez Isa

Quote from: Mangrove on February 12, 2007, 06:56:25 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 12, 2007, 06:23:53 PM
I think its one of the Hadiths

gotcha the stuff that isn't in the koran but is treated like it is.

Quote from: wikipediaExamples of Hadith
Main article: List of Muslim reports
“The first thing created by God was the intellect.”[1]
“The ink of the scholar is more precious than the blood of the martyr.”[2]
“One learned man is harder on the devil than a thousand worshippers.”[3]
“Riches are not from an abundance of worldly goods, but from a contented mind.”
“He who wishes to enter the paradise at the best door must please his mother and father.”[4]
“No man is a true believer unless he desires for his brother that he desires for himself.”[5]
“When the bier of anyone passes by you, whether Jew, Christian, or Muslim, rise to your feet.“[6]
“The thing which is lawful but is disliked by God is divorce.”[7]
“Women are twin-halves of men.”[8]
“Actions will be judged according to intentions.”[9]
“That which is lawful is clear and that which is unlawful likewise, but there are certain doubtful things between the two from which it is well to abstain.”[10]
“The proof of a Muslim’s sincerity is that he pays no attention to that which is not his business.”
“That person is nearest to God, who pardons…him who would have injured him.”[11]
“…yield obedience to my successor, although he may be an Abyssinian slave.”[12]
“Modesty and chastity are parts of the Faith.”[13]

you know some of those are really good
seriously what the fuck happened to the Muslim world?
They used to be the more tolerant and enlightened of the major religous
and now they bomb KFC's cause of a cartoon
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

LMNO

Please to Google "Sufi".




LMNO
-Is fucking pissed at the Wahabi bastards.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 12, 2007, 07:07:31 PM
you know some of those are really good
seriously what the fuck happened to the Muslim world?
They used to be the more tolerant and enlightened of the major religous
and now they bomb KFC's cause of a cartoon

Entertaining armour plated medieval christian 'guests' will do that to ya.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark