Ever notice that even paleontologists get everything wrong? I once read an article on Neanderthal man, and the scientists expressed puzzlement of why Neanderthals hog-tied their dead upon burial...a question that could easily be answered by anyone who has ever seen a George Romero film. Oog the caveman falls over in a catatonic fit, the other cavemen figure he's dead, and buries him. Then he wakes up, walks out of the sacred burial cave, and gets stabbed about 30 times, tied up, and jammed back in his hole. Cavemen probably took the idea of the walking dead very seriously. If they'd been more serious about dealing with those uppity Homo sapiens, instead of fucking off making cave paintings, they'd probably run the joint today. But they didn't, so we killed them and ate them.
I'm The Good Reverend Roger, and there's nothing I like as much as Monkey Sandwich.
Now, there's no reason to believe that paleontologists will be any smarter in the future, either. When they dig up our remains a few thousand years from now, they'll wonder why we used such big goddamn boxes to bury our dead. That's because, of course, they'll be looking at the dried and crusty skeletons or dust outlines, not the huge mounds of blubber that we shoehorned into the casket with a hydraulic jack.
Yes, the sad fact of the matter is that the sum total of 3 billion years of evolution is a morbidly obese Wal-Mart customer riding a Rascal scooter with an oxygen bottle underneath that fat thing they have drooping between their ankles. Eventually, we'll have to bury these people, and the joke will be on archeologists, and we can take comfort in the fact that they'll screw it up as bad as we probably screwed up the whole Egypt thing.
Fact is, our engineering skills have outraced our brains. We CAN build an atomic bomb, so why the hell not? For the lulz! Also, shitty addictive food, television, and other Pink-taming drugs. Our species should have an epitaph, when we finally wheeze off stage left, and that epitaph should be: "Just because you can doesn't mean you should."
Or Kill me.
:mittens:
RAH!
:mittens:
Make me wonder what they'll think of our trash too. Great engineering and design, reproduced as cheaply and quickly as possible, meant to be shuffled out, used carelessly, and discarded.
In 600 years, when the SCA is recreating what we do now, I bet they'll cook up a square dance where stomping on Ipods is a "Documented" dance move.
Quote from: Richter on September 14, 2009, 07:43:33 PM
RAH!
:mittens:
Make me wonder what they'll think of our trash too. Great engineering and design, reproduced as cheaply and quickly as possible, meant to be shuffled out, used carelessly, and discarded.
In 600 years, when the SCA is recreating what we do now, I bet they'll cook up a square dance where stomping on Ipods is a "Documented" dance move.
"Documented"?
:mittens:
NICE!
We must be sharing a wavelength, because I was thinking much the same thing while walking home today. Especially about the food and TV.
BRB, need to rant.
Wheeze
(http://www.redundancycom.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/fat-guy-on-scooter.jpg)(http://open.salon.com/files/fat_woman_on_scooter_31238072543.jpg)
:lulz:
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...THE FUTURE!
It's here, it's now, it's on insulin.
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 07:53:35 PM
"Documented"?
Usually invovles "They could have done it given the standards, ideas, and stuff we THINK was available back then".
Quote from: fomenter on September 14, 2009, 08:25:38 PM
Wheeze
(http://www.redundancycom.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/fat-guy-on-scooter.jpg)(http://open.salon.com/files/fat_woman_on_scooter_31238072543.jpg)
:x
Scary, but then i remember they can't move faster than 5 MPH.
Oh god...
Someone will take the restrictors off those things eventually...
Quote from: Richter on September 14, 2009, 08:33:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 07:53:35 PM
"Documented"?
Usually invovles "They could have done it given the standards, ideas, and stuff we THINK was available back then".
Wait. Is this some weird fucking dogmatism someone has introduced to the SCA?
http://peopleofwalmart.com/
Quote from: Burns on September 14, 2009, 08:38:43 PM
http://peopleofwalmart.com/
Must...not...click...OH GAWD
Quote from: Burns on September 14, 2009, 08:38:43 PM
http://peopleofwalmart.com/
car wreck cant look away ... the horror...
I am so glad that site refuses to load for me.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 08:36:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 14, 2009, 08:33:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 07:53:35 PM
"Documented"?
Usually invovles "They could have done it given the standards, ideas, and stuff we THINK was available back then".
Wait. Is this some weird fucking dogmatism someone has introduced to the SCA?
More an archtypical human failing, like a gamer who confuses rules knowledge with moral high ground. The sort of attitude that gets people ignored when they use it to shit on the fun.
Quote from: Richter on September 14, 2009, 08:58:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 08:36:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 14, 2009, 08:33:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 07:53:35 PM
"Documented"?
Usually invovles "They could have done it given the standards, ideas, and stuff we THINK was available back then".
Wait. Is this some weird fucking dogmatism someone has introduced to the SCA?
More an archtypical human failing, like a gamer who confuses rules knowledge with moral high ground. The sort of attitude that gets people ignored when they use it to shit on the fun.
Sure. But is this "documented" business actually something happening in the SCA? I mean, even unofficially?
I'm not lookign a that until I'm home.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 08:59:42 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 14, 2009, 08:58:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 08:36:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 14, 2009, 08:33:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 07:53:35 PM
"Documented"?
Usually invovles "They could have done it given the standards, ideas, and stuff we THINK was available back then".
Wait. Is this some weird fucking dogmatism someone has introduced to the SCA?
More an archtypical human failing, like a gamer who confuses rules knowledge with moral high ground. The sort of attitude that gets people ignored when they use it to shit on the fun.
Sure. But is this "documented" business actually something happening in the SCA? I mean, even unofficially?
Sure does. Comes up in Arts / Sciences competitions, or when submitting a names mostly.
both CA, and AZ were "well" represented :lulz:
almost a bottomless well of wompable material...
Quote from: Richter on September 14, 2009, 09:18:07 PM
I'm not lookign a that until I'm home.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 08:59:42 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 14, 2009, 08:58:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 08:36:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 14, 2009, 08:33:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 07:53:35 PM
"Documented"?
Usually invovles "They could have done it given the standards, ideas, and stuff we THINK was available back then".
Wait. Is this some weird fucking dogmatism someone has introduced to the SCA?
More an archtypical human failing, like a gamer who confuses rules knowledge with moral high ground. The sort of attitude that gets people ignored when they use it to shit on the fun.
Sure. But is this "documented" business actually something happening in the SCA? I mean, even unofficially?
Sure does. Comes up in Arts / Sciences competitions, or when submitting a names mostly.
Has anyone pointed out that full plate and rapiers were never on the same battlefield?
I mean, for fuck's sake. This is why we can't have fun things. There's always some fuckwit that wrecks it for everyone by going all Requia when people are just trying to have a good time on the weekend.
Quote from: fomenter on September 14, 2009, 09:21:29 PM
both CA, and AZ were "well" represented :lulz:
almost a bottomless well of wompable material...
I would have thought that Florida would take the prize.
i think the south took the win for the most pics, i didn't count but south Carolina and Tennessee were both in the high numbers,
Florida had some good ones too..
Quote from: fomenter on September 14, 2009, 08:25:38 PM
Wheeze
(http://www.redundancycom.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/fat-guy-on-scooter.jpg)
The thing which gets me the most about this picture is the bottle of soda.
Would a bottle of water hurt? Really?
Quote from: fictionpuss on September 14, 2009, 09:39:51 PM
Quote from: fomenter on September 14, 2009, 08:25:38 PM
Wheeze
(http://www.redundancycom.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/fat-guy-on-scooter.jpg)
The thing which gets me the most about this picture is the bottle of soda.
Would a bottle of water hurt? Really?
It's not like one more soda is gonna do him any harm that hasn't already been done.
I mean, come on, he has a fat roll on his BACK. :x
And a fat apron that hangs past his knees.
Quote from: fomenter on September 14, 2009, 09:21:29 PM
both CA, and AZ were "well" represented :lulz:
almost a bottomless well of wompable material...
We LIKES our weddings...in a cheapass convenience store...run by Nazis. And our grampas who smell like musk with their guitars and balloon animals...
Ackshilly, I saw more "unknowns" than anything--esp the particularly lailtastic ones.
:mittens:, Rog--AWESOME OP!
mullets and stretch pants are all day every day, but a Walmart wedding that's some quality representing...
:mittens: for the OP. And I've heard similar about the SCA.
MY EYES!!
:argh!: Curses upon you TGRR!! My mind has been violated like unto...something that hadn't been violated and then was...for thirty pages...of violation.
I propose that we release man-eating tigers into Walmart, sit back, and let Darwin take care of things. I`m pretty sure that a tiger can run faster than 5 mph.
Quote from: Sir Remington III on September 18, 2009, 07:22:05 AM
I propose that we release man-eating tigers into Walmart, sit back, and let Darwin take care of things. I`m pretty sure that a tiger can run faster than 5 mph.
Think of the poor tigers' arteries. :sad:
OP is great!!! :mittens:
The WalMart thing..... I may never recover. :x
our future starts at 1.04 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9s7afoYI-M
Bump, because it bothers me to have the last post in one of my threads made by fomentor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7jSp2xmmEE
Relevant.
Excellent OP, btw.
lol, My generation is completely doomed.
Quote from: JaegerWolf on May 31, 2010, 06:57:01 PM
lol, My generation is completely doomed.
Hi there person with "wolf" in their name. Welcome to the forum. :evil:
:popcorn:
:spittake:
Hi & welcome,JaegerWolf, it's been a while since we had any n00bs with a Lupine name. Did you ever look into the eyes of a wolf?
Apparently it's a life changing experience.
Quote from: BadBeast on June 01, 2010, 01:41:31 PM
Hi & welcome,JaegerWolf, it's been a while since we had any n00bs with a Lupine name. Did you ever look into the eyes of a wolf?
Apparently it's a life changing experience.
Yes as a matter of fact I have, there beautiful animals well worth the danger to see. And Jaeger is German for Hunter.
:banana:
In that case, Good Hunting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiSohz7B0Zo
Quote from: JaegerWolf on June 01, 2010, 05:43:59 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 01, 2010, 01:41:31 PM
Hi & welcome,JaegerWolf, it's been a while since we had any n00bs with a Lupine name. Did you ever look into the eyes of a wolf?
Apparently it's a life changing experience.
Yes as a matter of fact I have, there beautiful animals well worth the danger to see. And Jaeger is German for Hunter.
Wulfkuhler?
Steppenwolf?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5qrKBtDkpg
Bump!
why don't you come with me little girl
on a rascal scooter ride
Whatever happened to that wolf-guy? I liked him in a - hate the cunt and hope he dies - kinda way :cry:
Quote from: JaegerWolf on June 01, 2010, 05:43:59 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 01, 2010, 01:41:31 PM
Hi & welcome,JaegerWolf, it's been a while since we had any n00bs with a Lupine name. Did you ever look into the eyes of a wolf?
Apparently it's a life changing experience.
Yes as a matter of fact I have, there beautiful animals well worth the danger to see. And Jaeger is German for Hunter.
You know, sometimes there's a PERFECT moment.
This was one of them.
:lol:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 09:21:40 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 14, 2009, 09:18:07 PM
I'm not lookign a that until I'm home.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 08:59:42 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 14, 2009, 08:58:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 08:36:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 14, 2009, 08:33:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 07:53:35 PM
"Documented"?
Usually invovles "They could have done it given the standards, ideas, and stuff we THINK was available back then".
Wait. Is this some weird fucking dogmatism someone has introduced to the SCA?
More an archtypical human failing, like a gamer who confuses rules knowledge with moral high ground. The sort of attitude that gets people ignored when they use it to shit on the fun.
Sure. But is this "documented" business actually something happening in the SCA? I mean, even unofficially?
Sure does. Comes up in Arts / Sciences competitions, or when submitting a names mostly.
Has anyone pointed out that full plate and rapiers were never on the same battlefield?
I mean, for fuck's sake. This is why we can't have fun things. There's always some fuckwit that wrecks it for everyone by going all Requia when people are just trying to have a good time on the weekend.
There are some in the SCA whose fun IS getting into what's actually historically accurate.
Me, I'm there for the hitting things and the party.
Quote from: Luna on April 06, 2011, 06:54:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 09:21:40 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 14, 2009, 09:18:07 PM
I'm not lookign a that until I'm home.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 08:59:42 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 14, 2009, 08:58:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 08:36:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 14, 2009, 08:33:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2009, 07:53:35 PM
"Documented"?
Usually invovles "They could have done it given the standards, ideas, and stuff we THINK was available back then".
Wait. Is this some weird fucking dogmatism someone has introduced to the SCA?
More an archtypical human failing, like a gamer who confuses rules knowledge with moral high ground. The sort of attitude that gets people ignored when they use it to shit on the fun.
Sure. But is this "documented" business actually something happening in the SCA? I mean, even unofficially?
Sure does. Comes up in Arts / Sciences competitions, or when submitting a names mostly.
Has anyone pointed out that full plate and rapiers were never on the same battlefield?
I mean, for fuck's sake. This is why we can't have fun things. There's always some fuckwit that wrecks it for everyone by going all Requia when people are just trying to have a good time on the weekend.
There are some in the SCA whose fun IS getting into what's actually historically accurate.
Me, I'm there for the hitting things and the party.
Coyote, left the SCA because Caid declared light weapons/shinai to not be period enough.Coming from stick jocks that wear full plate with a shield WITH basket hilted sticks didn't want to deal with the hypocrisy.
Stayed out because unarmored combat(the replacement for light weapons) wouldn't give him an inch in their precious rules even though he had documentation on his side.
Keeps thinking about going back he wants to have other people to hit with a backsword, but doesn't want to wait a fucking year of playing with a turkey skewer(historical correct term for rapier).
Personal stance: If you are going to a dick about historical authenticity, then you best be 169% authentic in everything you do in the SCA.
SCA= cosplay with rattan and beer afterwards.
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 08:27:03 PM
Coyote, left the SCA because Caid declared light weapons/shinai to not be period enough.Coming from stick jocks that wear full plate with a shield WITH basket hilted sticks didn't want to deal with the hypocrisy.
Stayed out because unarmored combat(the replacement for light weapons) wouldn't give him an inch in their precious rules even though he had documentation on his side.
Keeps thinking about going back he wants to have other people to hit with a backsword, but doesn't want to wait a fucking year of playing with a turkey skewer(historical correct term for rapier).
Personal stance: If you are going to a dick about historical authenticity, then you best be 169% authentic in everything you do in the SCA.
SCA= cosplay with rattan and beer afterwards.
This is why I'm never a dick about authenticity. It's cool, and if that's your game, play it. And I DO like that Suu is getting me into more authentic, better looking clothes... But, by all that's holy, if I'm gonna be on my feet all day at Pennsic, I'm wearing my crocs, and I don't CARE if they're not period. I bought black ones, not neon pink, deal with it.
I should take some video of the fencing we do these days for ya. You might be pleasantly surprised.
Quote from: Luna on April 06, 2011, 08:31:06 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 08:27:03 PM
Coyote, left the SCA because Caid declared light weapons/shinai to not be period enough.Coming from stick jocks that wear full plate with a shield WITH basket hilted sticks didn't want to deal with the hypocrisy.
Stayed out because unarmored combat(the replacement for light weapons) wouldn't give him an inch in their precious rules even though he had documentation on his side.
Keeps thinking about going back he wants to have other people to hit with a backsword, but doesn't want to wait a fucking year of playing with a turkey skewer(historical correct term for rapier).
Personal stance: If you are going to a dick about historical authenticity, then you best be 169% authentic in everything you do in the SCA.
SCA= cosplay with rattan and beer afterwards.
This is why I'm never a dick about authenticity. It's cool, and if that's your game, play it. And I DO like that Suu is getting me into more authentic, better looking clothes... But, by all that's holy, if I'm gonna be on my feet all day at Pennsic, I'm wearing my crocs, and I don't CARE if they're not period. I bought black ones, not neon pink, deal with it.
I should take some video of the fencing we do these days for ya. You might be pleasantly surprised.
I'm the same way. I do care about historical accuracy as far as fighting goes...but if I am going to do SCA I jsut say fuckit TIME FOAR FUN!!! SMASHSMASHSMASH. The shit I like to do in armor isn't legal in the SCA(for good reason most them couldn't fall properly to take having their legs ripped out from under them with the bec of pollaxe without serious injury resulting)
Rapier's not my bag. Partly from being unable to do it with my left arm due an old shinai injury, and partly because I prefer the edge to the point.
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 08:41:00 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 06, 2011, 08:31:06 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 08:27:03 PM
Coyote, left the SCA because Caid declared light weapons/shinai to not be period enough.Coming from stick jocks that wear full plate with a shield WITH basket hilted sticks didn't want to deal with the hypocrisy.
Stayed out because unarmored combat(the replacement for light weapons) wouldn't give him an inch in their precious rules even though he had documentation on his side.
Keeps thinking about going back he wants to have other people to hit with a backsword, but doesn't want to wait a fucking year of playing with a turkey skewer(historical correct term for rapier).
Personal stance: If you are going to a dick about historical authenticity, then you best be 169% authentic in everything you do in the SCA.
SCA= cosplay with rattan and beer afterwards.
This is why I'm never a dick about authenticity. It's cool, and if that's your game, play it. And I DO like that Suu is getting me into more authentic, better looking clothes... But, by all that's holy, if I'm gonna be on my feet all day at Pennsic, I'm wearing my crocs, and I don't CARE if they're not period. I bought black ones, not neon pink, deal with it.
I should take some video of the fencing we do these days for ya. You might be pleasantly surprised.
I'm the same way. I do care about historical accuracy as far as fighting goes...but if I am going to do SCA I jsut say fuckit TIME FOAR FUN!!! SMASHSMASHSMASH. The shit I like to do in armor isn't legal in the SCA(for good reason most them couldn't fall properly to take having their legs ripped out from under them with the bec of pollaxe without serious injury resulting)
Rapier's not my bag. Partly from being unable to do it with my left arm due an old shinai injury, and partly because I prefer the edge to the point.
Yeah, they're not big on anything that'll actually cripple you, but hey, you do what you gotta. For rapier, cuts are perfectly legitimate (just not CHOPS) attacks. I happen to suck at 'em, but I'm working on it. (Better with the dagger than the sword, with cuts.)
Quote from: Luna on April 06, 2011, 08:45:45 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 08:41:00 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 06, 2011, 08:31:06 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 08:27:03 PM
Coyote, left the SCA because Caid declared light weapons/shinai to not be period enough.Coming from stick jocks that wear full plate with a shield WITH basket hilted sticks didn't want to deal with the hypocrisy.
Stayed out because unarmored combat(the replacement for light weapons) wouldn't give him an inch in their precious rules even though he had documentation on his side.
Keeps thinking about going back he wants to have other people to hit with a backsword, but doesn't want to wait a fucking year of playing with a turkey skewer(historical correct term for rapier).
Personal stance: If you are going to a dick about historical authenticity, then you best be 169% authentic in everything you do in the SCA.
SCA= cosplay with rattan and beer afterwards.
This is why I'm never a dick about authenticity. It's cool, and if that's your game, play it. And I DO like that Suu is getting me into more authentic, better looking clothes... But, by all that's holy, if I'm gonna be on my feet all day at Pennsic, I'm wearing my crocs, and I don't CARE if they're not period. I bought black ones, not neon pink, deal with it.
I should take some video of the fencing we do these days for ya. You might be pleasantly surprised.
I'm the same way. I do care about historical accuracy as far as fighting goes...but if I am going to do SCA I jsut say fuckit TIME FOAR FUN!!! SMASHSMASHSMASH. The shit I like to do in armor isn't legal in the SCA(for good reason most them couldn't fall properly to take having their legs ripped out from under them with the bec of pollaxe without serious injury resulting)
Rapier's not my bag. Partly from being unable to do it with my left arm due an old shinai injury, and partly because I prefer the edge to the point.
Yeah, they're not big on anything that'll actually cripple you, but hey, you do what you gotta. For rapier, cuts are perfectly legitimate (just not CHOPS) attacks. I happen to suck at 'em, but I'm working on it. (Better with the dagger than the sword, with cuts.)
Draw cuts make me :|. Percussive cuts and blow for breaking distance. The point if you need it once you are in distance, blows if you need it, or even a hard slice to move their limbs out of the way.
George Silver or GTFO :lulz:
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 08:49:27 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 06, 2011, 08:45:45 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 08:41:00 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 06, 2011, 08:31:06 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 08:27:03 PM
Coyote, left the SCA because Caid declared light weapons/shinai to not be period enough.Coming from stick jocks that wear full plate with a shield WITH basket hilted sticks didn't want to deal with the hypocrisy.
Stayed out because unarmored combat(the replacement for light weapons) wouldn't give him an inch in their precious rules even though he had documentation on his side.
Keeps thinking about going back he wants to have other people to hit with a backsword, but doesn't want to wait a fucking year of playing with a turkey skewer(historical correct term for rapier).
Personal stance: If you are going to a dick about historical authenticity, then you best be 169% authentic in everything you do in the SCA.
SCA= cosplay with rattan and beer afterwards.
This is why I'm never a dick about authenticity. It's cool, and if that's your game, play it. And I DO like that Suu is getting me into more authentic, better looking clothes... But, by all that's holy, if I'm gonna be on my feet all day at Pennsic, I'm wearing my crocs, and I don't CARE if they're not period. I bought black ones, not neon pink, deal with it.
I should take some video of the fencing we do these days for ya. You might be pleasantly surprised.
I'm the same way. I do care about historical accuracy as far as fighting goes...but if I am going to do SCA I jsut say fuckit TIME FOAR FUN!!! SMASHSMASHSMASH. The shit I like to do in armor isn't legal in the SCA(for good reason most them couldn't fall properly to take having their legs ripped out from under them with the bec of pollaxe without serious injury resulting)
Rapier's not my bag. Partly from being unable to do it with my left arm due an old shinai injury, and partly because I prefer the edge to the point.
Yeah, they're not big on anything that'll actually cripple you, but hey, you do what you gotta. For rapier, cuts are perfectly legitimate (just not CHOPS) attacks. I happen to suck at 'em, but I'm working on it. (Better with the dagger than the sword, with cuts.)
Draw cuts make me :|. Percussive cuts and blow for breaking distance. The point if you need it once you are in distance, blows if you need it, or even a hard slice to move their limbs out of the way.
George Silver or GTFO :lulz:
Heh, you didn't see what Richter did to me last night. Knocked me into a wall and did a draw cut across me from my left hip up my whole body. The shot slid off me, and left about a four inch scuff on the brand-new paint on the walls. :lulz: It was awesome.