Stay tuned here for our adventures as we outwit our not-so-wiley housemates into thinking we actually like it here while we surreptitiously and mysteriously move out!
Quote from: General Stuart on October 19, 2009, 09:44:14 PM
Stay tuned here for our adventures as we outwit our not-so-wiley housemates into thinking we actually like it here while we surreptitiously and mysteriously move out!
Oh, hey, talked to the Eskimo Gods, and they say "deal with what you get, and LIKE it".
The Eskimo Gods can suck it.
...I just doomed myself for an eternity in the Green Mountains, didn't I?
Quote from: Suu on October 20, 2009, 03:49:33 AM
The Eskimo Gods can suck it.
...I just doomed myself for an eternity in the Green Mountains, didn't I?
AND SO CAN YOU ROG!
HA!
TAKE THAT!
I'M AWNA COME AT YOU LIKE JAMES KAHN DID TO KATHY BATES!
EAT IT TIL YOU CHOKE!
I'm so glad rent dropped like a sack of shit in Rhode Island, too. We can get a 2 bedroom for 600 instead of 900. In semi-decent areas too!
Quote from: Suu on October 20, 2009, 03:49:33 AM
The Eskimo Gods can suck it.
...I just doomed myself for an eternity in the Green Mountains, didn't I?
Only if they catch you. When you die, run like hell.
Quote from: Suu on October 20, 2009, 04:04:02 AM
We can get a 2 bedroom for 600 instead of 900. In semi-decent areas too!
:aaa: God I'm getting more sick of this overpriced city by the day.
A 2 bedroom for 600 seems reasonably reasonable.
Quote from: fictionpuss on October 20, 2009, 05:13:01 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 20, 2009, 04:04:02 AM
We can get a 2 bedroom for 600 instead of 900. In semi-decent areas too!
:aaa: God I'm getting more sick of this overpriced city by the day.
Last year it wasn't 600 for a 2 bedroom. Trust me on that. More like 900-1200, but the state stepped in and put in rent control measures, since the price of rent was going up steadily with the percentage of unemployment. And since so many people in Rhode Island lost their houses and started living in tents under the interstate, landlords had to drop rents.
600-650 plus utilities can get us a fine apartment here in Rhody. Have I mentioned how excited I am about this new job?
On another note:
We don't HATE our housemates. They just annoy us to NO end, they make better friends that we don't have to live with. Which is why I'm going to keep this civil.
1. Come home on the weekend, look for an apartment.
2. Come home on another weekend, sign the paperwork
3. Figure out when they're not going to be here, leave them the money we owe them, grab a UHAUL and move in to our brand-spanking-new domicile.
No harm, no foul, clean break. We are going to be respectful and friendly wherever we can.
Worse comes to worse and Suu starts getting a hassle from them, I ship her off to my parents house for a week or so.
Richter, we may need blades, I will keep you posted. As Chaplain of this Brigade, I expect you to keep them stored at the monastery until such time as we require them. When the word is given, round up our people and head to the bucket. The keys to the trebuchet are behind the shed.
Oh yes. And the clean break, if you will, will be when they are safely out of town Thanksgiving weekend.
Bwuahahaha!
Quote from: General Stuart on October 20, 2009, 06:39:40 PM
The keys to the trebuchet are behind the shed.
Hrmmm, this brings to mind a hoodlum sneaking up to the wall defenses late at night and hotwiring a trebuchet to proove he's cool enough for the gang.
"Yo, Yo, Yo, wazzup my Sassenachs! I'm illin' like the Black Death. Check out this fine 6 4 Treb I just lifted!"
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I will not kill them...
I will not kill them...
OH GOD HE HASN'T EVEN LEFT YET AND THEY'RE STARTING ON ME HELP
As I mentioned, Vermont Jones is already on his way North.
In the meantime, here's an exciting quote from the other night starring the female half of the roommate situation (the one that we're pretty much convinced is going through a mid-life and wants to bang General Stuart):
General Stuart: Oh by the way, my parents are having me over for dinner tomorrow night since I'm leaving Wednesday.
C: But you just saw your family the other day. You don't need to see them again, do you?
Me: :suu: :crankey: :silencebitetongue:
General Stuart: Um, yeah, they're my parents.
To be fair, everyone wants to bang General Stuart.
Yes. This is true.
But it's kinda hard to live with a 47 year old that does as well.
So, give her a two-foot dildo and tell her to get in line.
I just might. I have a feeling the more time I spend here over the course of the next couple of weeks the more of a chance I'll be in jail.
That reminds me, time to go break a 20 at Dunkin and catch the bus downtown.
Later spags.
alright...so...one of the two weirdos we live with gave me a copy of their wedding picture to take along up here "so I wouldn't forget them."
FML
Quote from: General Stuart on October 21, 2009, 09:32:44 PM
alright...so...one of the two weirdos we live with gave me a copy of their wedding picture to take along up here "so I wouldn't forget them."
FML
:lulz: what a creep
Quote from: General Stuart on October 21, 2009, 09:32:44 PM
alright...so...one of the two weirdos we live with gave me a copy of their wedding picture to take along up here "so I wouldn't forget them."
FML
:lulz:
Of course you realize, this is simply your bad Kharma for the horrible things you say about your Rain God™ and spiritual adviser.
Let us get one thing clear as crystal, SIR, I do not presume to say anything ABOUT you. Rather, I say it TO you.
Now put that in your pinko-commie-ring-around-the-rosey-join-hands-and-sing-koom-bay-ya-pipe and smoke it!
Quote from: General Stuart on October 21, 2009, 09:43:35 PM
Let us get one thing clear as crystal, SIR, I do not presume to say anything ABOUT you. Rather, I say it TO you.
Now put that in your pinko-commie-ring-around-the-rosey-join-hands-and-sing-koom-bay-ya-pipe and smoke it!
As a Rain God™, you can't actually say anything
to me, unless it's a prayer, and those piss me off to no end. I mean, I'm trying to eat my dinner, and I get whimpering like "PLEASE STOP THE TORRENTIAL DOWNPOUR, MY FAMILY IS DROWNING" or "PLEASE WATER MY CROPS" or "LITTLE BILLY WANTS TO GO OUT AND PLAY". Tiresome.
So anything said concerning me, even if I am involved in the conversation, is ABOUT me.
Rod Steiger didn't die, he just turned into Roger
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Huh?
yeeeeeahhh....you would say that!
TAKE THAT MASK OFF STEIGER!
LOOOOK AT THE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: General Stuart on October 21, 2009, 10:30:38 PM
yeeeeeahhh....you would say that!
TAKE THAT MASK OFF STEIGER!
LOOOOK AT THE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Still don't get it, but I shall take it in the spirit in which it was obviously intended. Therefore, I shall have a word with that Eskimo buddy of mine. Enjoy your dig, sir.
Quote from: General Stuart on October 21, 2009, 09:32:44 PM
alright...so...one of the two weirdos we live with gave me a copy of their wedding picture to take along up here "so I wouldn't forget them."
FML
:asplode:
HELP ME
LOL that wasn't meant to MEAN anything, I just got bored and found a pic of steiger.
Things are pretty awesome up here. This hotel room is POSH!
Quote from: Suu on October 21, 2009, 10:39:00 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on October 21, 2009, 09:32:44 PM
alright...so...one of the two weirdos we live with gave me a copy of their wedding picture to take along up here "so I wouldn't forget them."
FML
:asplode:
HELP ME
Run away to Burlington with me.
Quote from: Suu on October 21, 2009, 10:39:00 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on October 21, 2009, 09:32:44 PM
alright...so...one of the two weirdos we live with gave me a copy of their wedding picture to take along up here "so I wouldn't forget them."
FML
:asplode:
HELP ME
Not my department. I suggest you send the appropriate documentation to Nigel, as she has assumed the mantle of Goddess of Poor Decision-Making from Sister Gothique, following SG's unmasking as a malevolent demon princess from the deepest pits of hell (to wit: Gary, Indiana).
Quote from: General Stuart on October 21, 2009, 10:39:50 PM
LOL that wasn't meant to MEAN anything, I just got bored and found a pic of steiger.
Things are pretty awesome up here. This hotel room is POSH!
Excellent. I am quite certain things will remain awesome. :)
however, if you see fit to send some rain situated mainly in our housemates' bedroom, there would be no recourse from me.
Quote from: General Stuart on October 21, 2009, 10:44:48 PM
however, if you see fit to send some rain situated mainly in our housemates' bedroom, there would be no recourse from me.
After you called me Rod Steiger?
Surely you jest.
Well...
At least there's that one good thing about being 250mi away from this clown...
Wait, is it getting cloudy?!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 21, 2009, 10:46:10 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on October 21, 2009, 10:44:48 PM
however, if you see fit to send some rain situated mainly in our housemates' bedroom, there would be no recourse from me.
After you called me Rod Steiger?
Surely you jest.
I never jest, and don't call me Shirley.
General Stuart, you don't have to put up with this shit. Call the ACLU and pull the religious discrimination card. Specifically, a religious authority figure (who also happens to be a deity) is discriminating against you and Suu for being Swamp Yankees. You could sue for the Divine Spark!
I'm actually just going to change my name to Nathan Holn and illegalize that sort of thing with my new neo-conservative-hyper-macho-survivalist dogma.
THERE IS ONLY ONE PUNISHMENT! AND THAT PUNISHMENT.....IS DEATH!
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 21, 2009, 10:24:33 PM
As a Rain God™, you can't actually say anything to me, unless it's a prayer, and those piss me off to no end. I mean, I'm trying to eat my dinner, and I get whimpering like "PLEASE STOP THE TORRENTIAL DOWNPOUR, MY FAMILY IS DROWNING" or "PLEASE WATER MY CROPS" or "LITTLE BILLY WANTS TO GO OUT AND PLAY". Tiresome.
So anything said concerning me, even if I am involved in the conversation, is ABOUT me.
Sorry to skip so far back in the thread, but this made me laugh. It reminded me of the following quote:
"First of all, never pray while he's eating. Second of all, never pray while he's drinking, unless the prayer also involves backhanding someone. Thirdly, never try to
heal someone because you'll just end up with a penis growing out of their forehead."
In other news...
Crazy obsessed housemate just tried to STOP General Stuart from going to bed, even though he has to be up at 6 to go dig.
:x
Quote from: Suu on October 22, 2009, 01:58:45 AM
In other news...
Crazy obsessed housemate just tried to STOP General Stuart from going to bed, even though he has to be up at 6 to go dig.
:x
DUUUUUUDE
KILL HER.
It's bad enough that she went and hid in her office downstairs instead of up here in the computer room. She's all mopey and stuff. It's fucked up.
Quote from: Nigel on October 22, 2009, 02:06:09 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 22, 2009, 01:58:45 AM
In other news...
Crazy obsessed housemate just tried to STOP General Stuart from going to bed, even though he has to be up at 6 to go dig.
:x
DUUUUUUDE
KILL HER.
THIS. I mean. SHIT. Wow. Don't know how you put up with that Suu, I'd have killed a motherfucker by now.
Quote from: Suu on October 22, 2009, 02:21:30 AM
It's bad enough that she went and hid in her office downstairs instead of up here in the computer room. She's all mopey and stuff. It's fucked up.
Suu.
Listen to me.
Get out of that house.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 22, 2009, 03:29:54 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 22, 2009, 02:21:30 AM
It's bad enough that she went and hid in her office downstairs instead of up here in the computer room. She's all mopey and stuff. It's fucked up.
Suu.
Listen to me.
Get out of that house.
Yes, this.
Your housemate is CRAZY. This will not end well.
Oh, wow. She is masturbating FURIOUSLY right now.
Quote from: LMNO on October 22, 2009, 03:34:24 AM
Oh, wow. She is masturbating FURIOUSLY right now.
She is totally after GS. No shit.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 22, 2009, 03:29:54 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 22, 2009, 02:21:30 AM
It's bad enough that she went and hid in her office downstairs instead of up here in the computer room. She's all mopey and stuff. It's fucked up.
Suu.
Listen to me.
Get out of that house.
3 more weeks...3 more weeks...
Quote from: Suu on October 22, 2009, 04:32:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 22, 2009, 03:29:54 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 22, 2009, 02:21:30 AM
It's bad enough that she went and hid in her office downstairs instead of up here in the computer room. She's all mopey and stuff. It's fucked up.
Suu.
Listen to me.
Get out of that house.
3 more weeks...3 more weeks...
That's what the Hebrews thought.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 22, 2009, 04:25:52 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 22, 2009, 04:32:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 22, 2009, 03:29:54 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 22, 2009, 02:21:30 AM
It's bad enough that she went and hid in her office downstairs instead of up here in the computer room. She's all mopey and stuff. It's fucked up.
Suu.
Listen to me.
Get out of that house.
3 more weeks...3 more weeks...
That's what the Hebrews thought.
:mittens:
Asshole housemates gave Suu a nice game of 20 questions about me tonight.
FUCK 'EM.
All cleared to come home on the weekend as long as I check out on the nights that i'm not spending here.
Quote from: General Stuart on October 23, 2009, 01:13:36 AM
Asshole housemates gave Suu a nice game of 20 questions about me tonight.
FUCK 'EM.
All cleared to come home on the weekend as long as I check out on the nights that i'm not spending here.
What the hell... why are they asking about you? What is WRONG with them?
Quote from: Nigel on October 23, 2009, 03:26:42 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on October 23, 2009, 01:13:36 AM
Asshole housemates gave Suu a nice game of 20 questions about me tonight.
FUCK 'EM.
All cleared to come home on the weekend as long as I check out on the nights that i'm not spending here.
What the hell... why are they asking about you? What is WRONG with them?
Don't you feel like flying in and tearing them a new asshole, Nigel? I do. This sort of shit PISSES ME OFF. Suu, Gen. Stuart, y'all so do not deserve this shit. I hope your new place is found in a jiff and Suu don't lose her marbles in the interim.
Quote from: Jenne on October 23, 2009, 03:29:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 23, 2009, 03:26:42 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on October 23, 2009, 01:13:36 AM
Asshole housemates gave Suu a nice game of 20 questions about me tonight.
FUCK 'EM.
All cleared to come home on the weekend as long as I check out on the nights that i'm not spending here.
What the hell... why are they asking about you? What is WRONG with them?
Don't you feel like flying in and tearing them a new asshole, Nigel? I do. This sort of shit PISSES ME OFF. Suu, Gen. Stuart, y'all so do not deserve this shit. I hope your new place is found in a jiff and Suu don't lose her marbles in the interim.
YES
I want to go kick some ass! Those fuckers! That shit is just creepy and uncalled-for. FUCK. :argh!:
Quote from: Nigel on October 23, 2009, 03:26:42 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on October 23, 2009, 01:13:36 AM
Asshole housemates gave Suu a nice game of 20 questions about me tonight.
FUCK 'EM.
All cleared to come home on the weekend as long as I check out on the nights that i'm not spending here.
What the hell... why are they asking about you? What is WRONG with them?
"What do you mean he's coming home Saturday instead of tomorrow?"
"Why did he have to ask?"
"Why do you have to give him money? Why doesn't he have money? What's wrong with him?"
They try to be our parents and fail miserably. Just because they didn't have kids of their own doesn't mean that we're a viable substitute. I moved out of my parents' home when I was 20 for a REASON.
Quote from: Suu on October 23, 2009, 03:38:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 23, 2009, 03:26:42 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on October 23, 2009, 01:13:36 AM
Asshole housemates gave Suu a nice game of 20 questions about me tonight.
FUCK 'EM.
All cleared to come home on the weekend as long as I check out on the nights that i'm not spending here.
What the hell... why are they asking about you? What is WRONG with them?
"What do you mean he's coming home Saturday instead of tomorrow?"
"Why did he have to ask?"
"Why do you have to give him money? Why doesn't he have money? What's wrong with him?"
They try to be our parents and fail miserably. Just because they didn't have kids of their own doesn't mean that we're a viable substitute. I moved out of my parents' home when I was 20 for a REASON.
Wow, that's completely not appropriate behavior, at all. You're adult housemates, not foster-kids.
Yes...yes....all quite insane.....THEY'VE GOT TO BE DEALT WITH!
DEAD EYES! LIKE A DOLL'S EYES!
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Quote from: Suu on October 23, 2009, 03:38:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 23, 2009, 03:26:42 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on October 23, 2009, 01:13:36 AM
Asshole housemates gave Suu a nice game of 20 questions about me tonight.
FUCK 'EM.
All cleared to come home on the weekend as long as I check out on the nights that i'm not spending here.
What the hell... why are they asking about you? What is WRONG with them?
"What do you mean he's coming home Saturday instead of tomorrow?"
"Why did he have to ask?"
"Why do you have to give him money? Why doesn't he have money? What's wrong with him?"
They try to be our parents and fail miserably. Just because they didn't have kids of their own doesn't mean that we're a viable substitute. I moved out of my parents' home when I was 20 for a REASON.
Jesus.
Holy shit, guys.
This is fucking loony.
My brother has advised me that I need to be responsible for my own meals and my own messes. No more "living as a family" bullshit, because that just invited the disaster.
I'm paying rent, I'm not a friend or relative.
Quote from: Kai on October 23, 2009, 10:12:59 PM
Holy shit, guys.
This is fucking loony.
YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET!
Check out this e-mail I got from the female housemate!
"Hope your day was enjoyable and that you worked hard and feel all fulfilled and junk. Angela says they are a bit cranky about you wanting to leave every weekend. (husband) got mad when he heard that, thinking they'd make you work on the weekends too. now that I have a phone that can send texts, what is the number I can send a text to so you get an email? I don't want to waste you texts on your phone, but I REALLY miss talking to you.
I could barely sleep last night and I think it was because there was a Jesse missing in the house. I miss you in a looking-around-to-see-you-out-of-habit sort of way. The kind where your heart sinks a bit each time you're not there.
I love you. Do well and have the time of your life. Find lots of cool shit, ok?"
OH MY GOD!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
Welcome to my world, GS!
WHAT THE FUCK.
Quote from: Suu on October 23, 2009, 10:44:28 PM
WHAT THE FUCK.
Creepy old lady is after your man. :lulz:
Speaking of creepy, that Henry Quirk freak from the cellar is scoping out my profile as we speak.
:lulz:
Sweet...we should set her up with him.
Quote from: General Stuart on October 23, 2009, 10:40:56 PM
YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET!
Check out this e-mail I got from the female housemate!
"Hope your day was enjoyable and that you worked hard and feel all fulfilled and junk. Angela says they are a bit cranky about you wanting to leave every weekend. (husband) got mad when he heard that, thinking they'd make you work on the weekends too. now that I have a phone that can send texts, what is the number I can send a text to so you get an email? I don't want to waste you texts on your phone, but I REALLY miss talking to you.
I could barely sleep last night and I think it was because there was a Jesse missing in the house. I miss you in a looking-around-to-see-you-out-of-habit sort of way. The kind where your heart sinks a bit each time you're not there.
I love you. Do well and have the time of your life. Find lots of cool shit, ok?"
OH MY GOD!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
Whoa. That's totally creepy and inappropriate.
She's home.
And they're arguing.
HELP ME
Quote from: General Stuart on October 23, 2009, 10:40:56 PM
Quote from: Kai on October 23, 2009, 10:12:59 PM
Holy shit, guys.
This is fucking loony.
YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET!
Check out this e-mail I got from the female housemate!
"Hope your day was enjoyable and that you worked hard and feel all fulfilled and junk. Angela says they are a bit cranky about you wanting to leave every weekend. (husband) got mad when he heard that, thinking they'd make you work on the weekends too. now that I have a phone that can send texts, what is the number I can send a text to so you get an email? I don't want to waste you texts on your phone, but I REALLY miss talking to you.
I could barely sleep last night and I think it was because there was a Jesse missing in the house. I miss you in a looking-around-to-see-you-out-of-habit sort of way. The kind where your heart sinks a bit each time you're not there.
I love you. Do well and have the time of your life. Find lots of cool shit, ok?"
OH MY GOD!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
Oh my god. You haven't even lived there that long, right? ? Holy shit. Just holy shit.
Um.
You guys sure you have to WAIT to leave? I mean...there's gotta be OPTIONS here. Anyone see "Single White Female"? Anyone?
Cuz that bitch is crazy-obsessed and shit. Sorry to state the obvious, but you just don't NEED more crazy.
/butts out now
We've been here since June. She's known GS for about a year now.
C: What the heck is that you're listening to?
Me: Prodigy, Music for the Jilted Generation. They just came out with a new album so I'm going through the catalog.
C: It sounds like...a bad video game or something. I don't like it. I don't understand how people could listen to music like this.
Me: Well, I went through high school listening to them.
C: I didn't...
Me: Duh? There's a 20 year difference here...
C: I'm sure your parents didn't approve of this either.
Me: Actually...My dad is the one that got me into them. (True story)
C: Oh...
GOD DAMMIT
I'm not even there and i'm disliking them more and more.
GS PLAYS NICEY NICE TIL WE'RE OUTTA THERE!
HAVE AT YOU!
Dude :argh!: What assholes!
Tomorrow when GS comes home, we aren't staying in this house for longer than is absolutely necessary.
Me: "Oh God, this is the London game, isn't it?"
J: "Yes, we're winning 7 nothing."
Me: "-We- aren't winning anything. The Patriots are winning, and I'm a Bucs fan."
J: *gives me a look* "Well, I don't like sports anyway."
:?
Quote from: Suu on October 25, 2009, 05:34:23 PM
Me: "Oh God, this is the London game, isn't it?"
J: "Yes, we're winning 7 nothing."
Me: "-We- aren't winning anything. The Patriots are winning, and I'm a Bucs fan."
J: *gives me a look* "Well, I don't like sports anyway."
:?
Now we're winning 14 nothing.
The Pats are going to win like 62 to nothing.
Quote from: Suu on October 25, 2009, 05:34:23 PM
Me: "Oh God, this is the London game, isn't it?"
J: "Yes, we're winning 7 nothing."
Me: "-We- aren't winning anything. The Patriots are winning, and I'm a Bucs fan."
J: *gives me a look* "Well, I don't like sports anyway."
:?
0 and 16 or bust, baby!
Wouldn't be the first time, of course.
I have come to the conclusion that the only reason we give the ball to Maroney is as a favor to the other team.
BB: "What do you say, you want to burn off a down?"
Brady: "What the hell, we've got a 14-point spread."
BB: "Maroney it is, then."
So I get up this morning AGAIN to no coffee...In fact the pot was pulled apart for washing in such I way I didn't even try. So I defaulted to tea.
...And then I realized that all those Bigalow and Trader Joes tea bags I had were the ones used for the SCA event we had last month. They fucking took my tea without asking.
DO THEY REALIZE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE BY DEPRIVING ME OF CAFFEINE?!
Rage. It's what's for breakfast.
Or in this case, a banana.
I will purchase an espresso beverage near my job. The world is safe....FOR NOW.
Quote from: Suu on October 28, 2009, 01:44:12 PM
So I get up this morning AGAIN to no coffee...In fact the pot was pulled apart for washing in such I way I didn't even try. So I defaulted to tea.
...And then I realized that all those Bigalow and Trader Joes tea bags I had were the ones used for the SCA event we had last month. They fucking took my tea without asking.
DO THEY REALIZE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE BY DEPRIVING ME OF CAFFEINE?!
They stole your tea?
What the fuck is WRONG with these people? Fuck.
Quote from: Nigel on October 28, 2009, 07:22:28 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 28, 2009, 01:44:12 PM
So I get up this morning AGAIN to no coffee...In fact the pot was pulled apart for washing in such I way I didn't even try. So I defaulted to tea.
...And then I realized that all those Bigalow and Trader Joes tea bags I had were the ones used for the SCA event we had last month. They fucking took my tea without asking.
DO THEY REALIZE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE BY DEPRIVING ME OF CAFFEINE?!
They stole your tea?
What the fuck is WRONG with these people? Fuck.
They might be Brits in disguise. I have heard that Tory Loyalists from the revolution took it underground, and their descendents still plot in horrible East coast towns and cities. Has anyone considered this possibility?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2009, 07:27:03 PM
They might be Brits in disguise. I have heard that Tory Loyalists from the revolution took it underground, and their descendents still plot in horrible East coast towns and cities. Has anyone considered this possibility?
Ok, this made me laugh like a loon.
Quote from: Jenne on October 28, 2009, 08:36:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2009, 07:27:03 PM
They might be Brits in disguise. I have heard that Tory Loyalists from the revolution took it underground, and their descendents still plot in horrible East coast towns and cities. Has anyone considered this possibility?
Ok, this made me laugh like a loon.
You'll be laughing out the other side of your neck when they finally stockpile enough ball and powder.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2009, 08:39:04 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 28, 2009, 08:36:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2009, 07:27:03 PM
They might be Brits in disguise. I have heard that Tory Loyalists from the revolution took it underground, and their descendents still plot in horrible East coast towns and cities. Has anyone considered this possibility?
Ok, this made me laugh like a loon.
You'll be laughing out the other side of your neck when they finally stockpile enough ball and powder.
:lulz: ~> stopit Rog.
Quote from: Jenne on October 28, 2009, 08:50:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2009, 08:39:04 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 28, 2009, 08:36:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2009, 07:27:03 PM
They might be Brits in disguise. I have heard that Tory Loyalists from the revolution took it underground, and their descendents still plot in horrible East coast towns and cities. Has anyone considered this possibility?
Ok, this made me laugh like a loon.
You'll be laughing out the other side of your neck when they finally stockpile enough ball and powder.
:lulz: ~> stopit Rog.
You'll be like "NO, REALLY, THAT WHOLE REVOLUTION THING WAS JUST A PRANK!"
But they won't listen.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2009, 08:52:49 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 28, 2009, 08:50:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2009, 08:39:04 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 28, 2009, 08:36:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2009, 07:27:03 PM
They might be Brits in disguise. I have heard that Tory Loyalists from the revolution took it underground, and their descendents still plot in horrible East coast towns and cities. Has anyone considered this possibility?
Ok, this made me laugh like a loon.
You'll be laughing out the other side of your neck when they finally stockpile enough ball and powder.
:lulz: ~> stopit Rog.
You'll be like "NO, REALLY, THAT WHOLE REVOLUTION THING WAS JUST A PRANK!"
But they won't listen.
I mean it. :lulz: I hurt.
Meanie. :lulz:
Alright, so:
Update,
Job is great, doing what i love to do and making really good money doing it in beautiful places.
Housemate psycho lady texted me twice today, I've already told Suu i can't afford 'em as it's a pay as you go phone, also have told psycho housemate this before.
My minutes have now been used up since these texts were sent.
Can't put minutes on my phone til next wednesday now.
FUCK.
When i come back there we are getting the fuck out.
Quote from: Jenne on October 28, 2009, 08:55:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2009, 08:52:49 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 28, 2009, 08:50:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2009, 08:39:04 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 28, 2009, 08:36:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2009, 07:27:03 PM
They might be Brits in disguise. I have heard that Tory Loyalists from the revolution took it underground, and their descendents still plot in horrible East coast towns and cities. Has anyone considered this possibility?
Ok, this made me laugh like a loon.
You'll be laughing out the other side of your neck when they finally stockpile enough ball and powder.
:lulz: ~> stopit Rog.
You'll be like "NO, REALLY, THAT WHOLE REVOLUTION THING WAS JUST A PRANK!"
But they won't listen.
I mean it. :lulz: I hurt.
Meanie. :lulz:
Sorry. :lulz:
I just had this image of whole families in Providence, clandestinely cleaning and maintaining flintlocks in the basement and muttering "some day...some day..."
Quote from: General Stuart on October 28, 2009, 08:55:48 PM
Alright, so:
Update,
Job is great, doing what i love to do and making really good money doing it in beautiful places.
Housemate psycho lady texted me twice today, I've already told Suu i can't afford 'em as it's a pay as you go phone, also have told psycho housemate this before.
My minutes have now been used up since these texts were sent.
Can't put minutes on my phone til next wednesday now.
FUCK.
When i come back there we are getting the fuck out.
Do not open the texts, and you don't get charged.
oh no, Rog. Virgin Mobile charges my minutes every time i get one in the inbox. I gotta figger a way to turn 'em off....
Quote from: General Stuart on October 28, 2009, 08:55:48 PM
Alright, so:
Update,
Job is great, doing what i love to do and making really good money doing it in beautiful places.
Housemate psycho lady texted me twice today, I've already told Suu i can't afford 'em as it's a pay as you go phone, also have told psycho housemate this before.
My minutes have now been used up since these texts were sent.
Can't put minutes on my phone til next wednesday now.
FUCK.
When i come back there we are getting the fuck out.
Can't you turn texting off?
ETA OH YOU JUST SAID THAT
Quote from: General Stuart on October 28, 2009, 09:23:19 PM
oh no, Rog. Virgin Mobile charges my minutes every time i get one in the inbox. I gotta figger a way to turn 'em off....
Get Verizon, instead. The only downside is that they sell your name to ad lists. But I think they all do that, now.
Good call Rog, I owe them some money but they may be the best bet to go with after i've been with this company for a few more weeks.
OMGWTFBBQ!
She actually offered to put money on my damned phone!
I DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY......
I SIMPLY WISH TO BE LEFT ALONE AND YOU CAN'T TAKE A HINT!
and then, she reprimanded me for not keeping in touch, and saying that i probably wouldn't.
She should focus on her FRIGGEN HUSBAND!
It's really not my fault that i live a life less ordinary and work in a field other than being a PENCIL PUSHER!
Maybe if I cut off any and all communication, she'll take a hint.
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/23/dontfuckwith128639903373416169.jpg)
You've got a boner-fide stalker on your hands, alright. Offering to pay the charges? Damn, I'd take her money and consider it compensation for her fuckedupness. :lol: But I'm a cold-hearted bitch that way.
It would be nice if she w0uld confide with me about this...maybe.
Oh, I can be quite cold hearted when i'm pushed. Right now, I'm reaching that point. I have a mom, who never texts me, constantly emails me or instant messages me the minute I sign on. I enjoy talking to her so much more....why? oh, yeah: SHE'S MY MOM. God damn, I love my mom. Love my pop too, he's the only one I got! Watching how this woman acts belies an air of the "Hand That Rocks the Cradle". Anybody here remember that movie? PSYCHO! This woman works extremely hard to put herself between my girlfriend and my family out of a sick belief that i'm going to be in her pseudo-family. Enough is enough, liberation now! NOW! I've never sat in a car and cursed out loud with the door open as people walk by and I lit a cigar. I did tonight though, right after she acosted me online and i stormed out to the supermarket.
Husband's an egotistical pussy, she's an overbearing lunatic. Match made in heaven, stick with him, lady! I am for Suu, and Suu alone. I want no part in your new-agey, huggy-kissy, hippie commune! We are not going to join hands together and skip through the flower-strewn meadow while we sing "This Land is Your Land". I did my time with Pete Seeger, performed with him LIVE back in 2000,he's a hell of a rabble-rouser and a great musician. But you know what? At the end of the day I found him to be kind of a prick! A PRICK!
I am a family man, and they come first. Family and girlfriend are A-NUMBER ONE in my life. Anybody that tries to put themselves ahead of the ones that I love will be crushed. I don't have room for simpering, middle aged women who wish with all their might that they had kids. You didn't, get over it, move on. Pick a hobby up, and enjoy it! Don't see it as "one more thing to worry about" (which they always do, SCA for example where all they do is freak out about how people are going to react to them, which in my opinion does more harm than good to anybody)
MAN THAT FELT GOOD.
I remain,
humbly yours,
and more triumphant than ever,
General Sheumais Stuart
Go to bed.
Come up here and make me, whydon'tcha?
...12 hours and I'm on my way.
Remember, Vermont Pub and Brewery around 5pm, spag.
Sounds good, you can buy me dinner.
Quote from: General Stuart on October 29, 2009, 02:41:33 AM
Sounds good, you can buy me dinner.
I'm sorry, don't you have Per Diem that covers that?
I accidentally left my phone in the bathroom upstairs, and when I got back up there, she was in there...
Naturally when she got out of the WC and I went in, sure enough, my phone was acting as if someone had just touched it.
:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
LOL
They don't GIVE me money for food, I have to spend my own money and that gets reimbursed.
WHY AM I AWAKE?!
Oh right....GETTING OUT OF HERE!
From the latest insane e-mail:
"Going to sleepy now. I hope you are having fun, but toss and turn all night because you are having (female housemate) withdrawals. ;) - OOOXXX. I love you - never forget that."
You know....this really has taken a psychotic turn....
Quote from: General Stuart on November 01, 2009, 04:06:57 PM
From the latest insane e-mail:
"Going to sleepy now. I hope you are having fun, but toss and turn all night because you are having (female housemate) withdrawals. ;) - OOOXXX. I love you - never forget that."
You know....this really has taken a psychotic turn....
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck...
Dude, I can be there in like three and a half hours. Just in the unlikely event you need another pair of hands to wield your arsenal.
Make it stop...it's just....so....creepy....
Didn't somebody once say it is nice to be loved?
:roll:
Quote from: General Stuart on November 01, 2009, 04:06:57 PM
From the latest insane e-mail:
"Going to sleepy now. I hope you are having fun, but toss and turn all night because you are having (female housemate) withdrawals. ;) - OOOXXX. I love you - never forget that."
You know....this really has taken a psychotic turn....
HOLY SHIT
This is some weird fucking... weirdness. You know you can't go back there. This is fairly obviously ramping up to a scene.
Oh, I know. As soon as possible, i'm scooping up Suu and getting the hell out of there. I think if I just ignore these emails she'll take a hint.
Quote from: General Stuart on November 01, 2009, 07:57:07 PM
Oh, I know. As soon as possible, i'm scooping up Suu and getting the hell out of there. I think if I just ignore these emails she'll take a hint.
Har! You don't do crazy often, do you?
No, crazy thinks: HAY HE'S IGNORING ME SO I MUST BE LOUDER, FASTER, MOAR CRAZY!
Yeah, gtfo, like, now.
Quote from: Jenne on November 02, 2009, 10:19:23 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on November 01, 2009, 07:57:07 PM
Oh, I know. As soon as possible, i'm scooping up Suu and getting the hell out of there. I think if I just ignore these emails she'll take a hint.
Har! You don't do crazy often, do you?
No, crazy thinks: HAY HE'S IGNORING ME SO I MUST BE LOUDER, FASTER, MOAR CRAZY!
Yeah, gtfo, like, now.
"HE DOESN'T BELIEVE MY LOVE FOR HIM! I MUST RAMP IT UP!"
Quote from: General Stuart on November 01, 2009, 04:06:57 PM
From the latest insane e-mail:
"Going to sleepy now. I hope you are having fun, but toss and turn all night because you are having (female housemate) withdrawals. ;) - OOOXXX. I love you - never forget that."
You know....this really has taken a psychotic turn....
My whole world is kinda like that.
FML.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2009, 10:20:29 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 02, 2009, 10:19:23 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on November 01, 2009, 07:57:07 PM
Oh, I know. As soon as possible, i'm scooping up Suu and getting the hell out of there. I think if I just ignore these emails she'll take a hint.
Har! You don't do crazy often, do you?
No, crazy thinks: HAY HE'S IGNORING ME SO I MUST BE LOUDER, FASTER, MOAR CRAZY!
Yeah, gtfo, like, now.
"HE DOESN'T BELIEVE MY LOVE FOR HIM! I MUST RAMP IT UP!"
:lulz: Yeah, Crazy doesn't think like REASONABLE people. And to be 2 steps ahead of them you have to be pretty fucking crazy too.
I've done crazy way too often in my youth.
This is what all of my HIMEOBS training is for.
Doing a bit of crazy right now. Can't stop myself. I'm such an idiot.
Male-type roommate: Oh, your Star Wars costume appears to be out.
Me: Yeah, I have a troop night downtown, we're going to be live on PBS.
Him: Why? I thought you quit that.
Me: :?
WTF?
I almost lost it at dinner.
Him: I never heard of this concert, only you 501st people know about it.
Her: No, I know about it because of GS and Suu talking about it.
Him: Again, only them. It's not being advertised.
Me: Actually, it's on billboards all over downtown and there's TV commercials for it.
Her: Well, I don't go through Providence.
Him: And I haven't seen a commercial when I watch TV.
Me: That's because when you watch TV you're actually playing WoW...
---
Him: You can't stay with GS at his hotel? THEY REALLY DO CONTROL EVERY ASPECT OF HIS LIFE! *shakes head*
Her: I know, it's not fair! That means if we want to visit him we have to stay somewhere else!
Me: They don't control his life, they just have rules that have to be adhered to, because it's a job and they are paying for his hotel room so you can STOP SHAKING YOUR HEAD ALREADY!
Him: Well I wouldn't do it.
Me: You wouldn't have to anyway, you're not an archaeologist!
oh my friggen god....
You know...
I wonder what it would be like if we passed all this stuff along to people who actually know them....
What would happen?
I think other people already know, they just think we're batshit for living with them.
Just one positive thing, please to take note of their techniques, which may come in useful if you are ever in a situation where you need to annoy and creep the fuck out of people.
Actually, yeah, can't you ramp it right back up to them?
Text them, tweet them, mail them, voicemail them about everything, anything, as much as possible and especially if it's very inappropriate and very personal, such as:
"Hi? Yeah, listen, as you should know it's been four weeks again, which means today I'm at the height of my flood, except I locked my wallet in my Boss's car--yeah don't ask, ANYWAY so I need you to go to the store and buy the Extra Large pack, unless you want dark red stains on your couch tonight, I'll pay you back, there's some small change next to the mashed potatoes and gravy in my lunchbox that I left in your coat in the hallway this morni--OHFUCK I GOTTA GO BYE--click."
Oh yes.
We need to mindfuck them before it's too late.
Here's another one from last night I forgot to post:
Her: Well, if you work Saturdays, that means you really won't have much of a life and can't go to events.
Me: But I will have money, which is a necessity, so they say. I've worked plenty of Saturdays, I can deal with it and request off what I need to.
Her: But you will lose all your friends.
Me: Um, if my friends decided to not be so because I work Saturdays, then, well, they weren't my friends to begin with.
yeah, they forget that we have WAY more friends who aren't in the SCA.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2009, 07:27:03 PMThey might be Brits in disguise. I have heard that Tory Loyalists from the revolution took it underground, and their descendents still plot in horrible East coast towns and cities. Has anyone considered this possibility?
It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
BING! :mrgreen: :D :mrgreen: :D
Have a lead on a nice apartment for six and change a month in Burlington. Calling tomorrow when I get back from the field.
If this works out well, which it should since i'm extended up here past christmas with the prospect of more work from this company, Suu and I should be fine!
SO LONG TURKEYS!
GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE YOU MISERABLE OLD FUCKS!
Cool, hope that works out for you guys :)
Oh, I think it will!
The benefit of being in the field of Archaeology is that I can mobilize and go wherever for a few weeks where the company sends me, and they supply the air fare! So if the ground freezes up here around christmas, They can fly me down to, oh, say FL or LA or AZ for a few weeks, and then I come home to my nice Apt. in Burlington, where there will be moar work after the ground thaws!
That's pretty awesome, better than freezing your balls off. If you ever need someone to travel back in time and make sure the stuff gets preserved properly, I'd be more than happy.
Edited to fix stupidity.
I don't know if the Republic of Vermont is ready for my take over.
Then again, Ethan Allen came out of nowhere...
Him: You're not working tonight?
Me: Nah, looks like I'll have Wednesdays off. This is a good thing, since I used to anyway, and I'm going to use it to really up my word count today for Nano.
Him: I don't get that. It's a complete waste of time. You could be like, sewing or something. Don't you have orders?
Me: Look J, you don't get a lot of things, and I'm not the one to tell you you should or shouldn't, but asserting your opinion over my actions isn't getting anything YOU need to get done either, now is it?
Him: ...Any ideas on dinner?
Clue. Less. Wow.
I have no idea what they are going to do when they get back from NY Thanksgiving weekend to find us potentially 300 miles away.
Get the overdue bitchslapping they deserve?
Quote from: Suu on November 04, 2009, 09:17:20 PM
Him: You're not working tonight?
Me: Nah, looks like I'll have Wednesdays off. This is a good thing, since I used to anyway, and I'm going to use it to really up my word count today for Nano.
Him: I don't get that. It's a complete waste of time. You could be like, sewing or something. Don't you have orders?
Me: Look J, you don't get a lot of things, and I'm not the one to tell you you should or shouldn't, but asserting your opinion over my actions isn't getting anything YOU need to get done either, now is it?
Him: ...Any ideas on dinner?
Wow. Does he think he's your fucking dad or something? Jesus.
Now they're grilling me on not working? WTF? I made more last night than I did working 2 lunches! Oh for fuck's sake.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2009, 09:42:46 PM
Wow. Does he think he's your fucking dad or something? Jesus.
No, my actual dad is like, "So you've started wearing a corset, writing your crazy novel in one month again, and may be moving to Vermont to freeze your ass off? Cool. Just don't die."
The thing is that they know they can't win with me because I talk back. The argument we had about college the other day nearly did them in.
Quote from: Suu on November 04, 2009, 09:46:42 PM
Now they're grilling me on not working? WTF? I made more last night than I did working 2 lunches! Oh for fuck's sake.
Get out of there.
We're working on it!!
Quote from: Suu on November 04, 2009, 10:36:08 PM
We're working on it!!
That's what they said in Amityville.
Have a little bit of faith. It's me. :evil:
Quote from: Suu on November 04, 2009, 09:17:20 PM
Him: You're not working tonight?
Me: Nah, looks like I'll have Wednesdays off. This is a good thing, since I used to anyway, and I'm going to use it to really up my word count today for Nano.
Him: I don't get that. It's a complete waste of time. You could be like, sewing or something. Don't you have orders?
Me: Look J, you don't get a lot of things, and I'm not the one to tell you you should or shouldn't, but asserting your opinion over my actions isn't getting anything YOU need to get done either, now is it?
Him: ...Any ideas on dinner?
Wow. That's really just outright offensive. Telling you what YOU should be doing with YOUR free time? Fucking hell.
WHAT THE FUCK I COME HOME FROM FENCING PRACTICE TO FIND ALL THE DINNER POTS AND PANS STILL OUT FOR ME TO CLEAN EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T EAT DINNER?!
Quote from: Suu on November 06, 2009, 04:14:53 AM
WHAT THE FUCK I COME HOME FROM FENCING PRACTICE TO FIND ALL THE DINNER POTS AND PANS STILL OUT FOR ME TO CLEAN EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T EAT DINNER?!
So leave them and go to bed.
They didn't leave me any dinner anyway. Good thing I went out and got beer and snacks with Richter. If they think I'm cleaning those pots they got another thing coming.
Now, I'm more than happy to do so if I am here to eat dinner. But in this case, fuck em.
Yeah. Like Rog said, Fuck 'em.
So I put another ad up on Craigslist that we're looking for an apartment in Burlington and I'm already getting bites. No scams and no penis pictures (so far).
Is this really a city of actual NICE people? You mean no one was playing a trick on me when I was up there?
Quote from: Suu on November 06, 2009, 04:12:25 PM
So I put another ad up on Craigslist that we're looking for an apartment in Burlington and I'm already getting bites. No scams and no penis pictures (so far).
Is this really a city of actual NICE people? You mean no one was playing a trick on me when I was up there?
IT'S A TRAP
Remind me to make sure you go ARMED.
The worst crime they had up there this month was an attempted robbery, it was all over the news. Someone got killed in the summer by a New Yorker though!
Quote from: Richter on November 06, 2009, 05:46:59 PM
Remind me to make sure you go ARMED.
I'm not sure that will help that much. See the biggest danger is being that close to Quebec you may catch "The French".
There are worse things I can worry about catching than a bastardized form of a squeaky foreign language.
Quote from: Suu on November 06, 2009, 07:30:50 PM
There are worse things I can worry about catching than a bastardized form of a squeaky foreign language.
True. Frenchies have a strain of the clap that eats right through condoms.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 06, 2009, 08:04:55 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 06, 2009, 07:30:50 PM
There are worse things I can worry about catching than a bastardized form of a squeaky foreign language.
True. Frenchies have a strain of the clap that eats right through condoms.
:golfclap:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 06, 2009, 08:04:55 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 06, 2009, 07:30:50 PM
There are worse things I can worry about catching than a bastardized form of a squeaky foreign language.
True. Frenchies have a strain of the clap that eats right through condoms.
So does Dimo.
:spittake:
Roomies left a note for me this morning that said they had to go get blood drawn and were going to do some shopping.
Me: So do you guys got AIDS or something?
C: ...No, we're diabetic.
Me: Excuses, excuses...*walks away*
Oh fuck this. I need to find something to do OUT of the house before I have to be into work at 3.
Quote from: Suu on November 07, 2009, 04:40:10 PM
Roomies left a note for me this morning that said they had to go get blood drawn and were going to do some shopping.
Me: So do you guys got AIDS or something?
C: ...No, we're diabetic.
Me: You mean you SHOOT YOURSELVES UP ON INSULINE??? IN FRONT OF CHILDREN?!!!
fixd.
I don't think they understand the seriousness of being diabetic. Remember, it's not the disease, it's the PEOPLE.
There's always meth.
That may or may not be an improvement.
and if you can't get meth, there's always my favorite game: "Let's drink what we find under the sink".
Holy shit. Minimum wage for servers in VT is $3.91 an hour, that's a buck more than RI!
:aaa:
yep.
Roommate used my computer today to load songs onto her phone since I have PC and she has a Mac. I DID say she could use it, I just assumed I would be able to supervise her in the process.
...I was at work when she did this. I wasn't home, and she touched my fucking computer.
THIS IS FUCKING WAR. AFTER HERBERT NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY TOUCHES MY COMPUTER WITHOUT ME STANDING OVER YOUR SHOULDER.
:walken:
Quote from: Suu on November 08, 2009, 06:18:54 AM
Roommate used my computer today to load songs onto her phone since I have PC and she has a Mac. I DID say she could use it, I just assumed I would be able to supervise her in the process.
...I was at work when she did this. I wasn't home, and she touched my fucking computer.
THIS IS FUCKING WAR. AFTER HERBERT NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY TOUCHES MY COMPUTER WITHOUT ME STANDING OVER YOUR SHOULDER.
:walken:
I know exactly what I would do at about midnight if that happened to me: I would bludgeon that stupid motherfucker to death with my keyboard while they were busy sleeping.
Quote from: Suu on November 07, 2009, 07:16:57 PM
Holy shit. Minimum wage for servers in VT is $3.91 an hour, that's a buck more than RI!
:aaa:
JESUS CHRIST
I always forget about the server minimum that other states have. Oregon doesn't have a special server minimum, it's just the regular minimum which is, I don't know, $8.40 or something. That's probably why server jobs are so sought-after here.
They're trying to abolish it. However, my current restaurant couldn't afford to pay for it anyway.
Regarding the SCA feast that was yesterday in which I prodded Richter and Herbert to bring me food back from...
J: Hey, how were the leftovers you were so eager to have?
Me: Awesome, as always.
J: What was the feast this year?
Me: Same as always...
J: Wait, same as always? You mean it never changes?
Me: ...No, it's Barony Beyond the Mountain tradition for like 20 years, Salamallah starte-...[cut off]
J: Well then I'm never going back, the food last year sucked. *walks away*
Me: :crankey:
And then he wonders why he's still not a damn cooking laurel. What he said was just high SCA food treason in my book, and I'm not even a cook!
DO NEVER DIS THE SIMPLEFARE. EVER.
Got an E-mail from the female crazy saying she'd been looking at room rates in the area and if i'd be free some weekend for them to come up and visit.
NO.
Holy shit guys. Get the hell away from the creepy stalkers.
GS, you need to tell this person that she is a creepy stalker and that she should cut it the fuck out.
Quote from: Suu on November 08, 2009, 06:18:54 AM
Roommate used my computer today to load songs onto her phone since I have PC and she has a Mac. I DID say she could use it, I just assumed I would be able to supervise her in the process.
...I was at work when she did this. I wasn't home, and she touched my fucking computer.
THIS IS FUCKING WAR. AFTER HERBERT NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY TOUCHES MY COMPUTER WITHOUT ME STANDING OVER YOUR SHOULDER.
:walken:
The fact that you don't have your computer password-locked is passing strange.
That IS strange.
Quote from: LMNO on November 09, 2009, 01:40:52 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 08, 2009, 06:18:54 AM
Roommate used my computer today to load songs onto her phone since I have PC and she has a Mac. I DID say she could use it, I just assumed I would be able to supervise her in the process.
...I was at work when she did this. I wasn't home, and she touched my fucking computer.
THIS IS FUCKING WAR. AFTER HERBERT NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY TOUCHES MY COMPUTER WITHOUT ME STANDING OVER YOUR SHOULDER.
:walken:
The fact that you don't have your computer password-locked is passing strange.
I TOOK OFF THE FUCKING PASSWORD BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT I COULD ENJOY FREEDOM FOR A LITTLE WHILE WITHOUT HERBERT BREAKING INTO MY SHIT BUT I GUESS I WAS WRONG.-Suu
Tender subject, another slice anyone?
Quote from: Suu on November 09, 2009, 04:18:39 PM
-Suu
Tender subject, another slice anyone?
Don't mind if I do.
Check your email outbox. Just in case.
It's clear. Password is changed and everything is locked up again though.
Quote from: Suu on November 09, 2009, 04:35:44 PM
It's clear. Password is changed and everything is locked up again though.
Lucky you. The things I do with peoples email accounts are vile, and always end in tears.
And though some of them are slow learners, everyone around me makes certain to lock the computer before they leave the room.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2009, 04:37:48 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 09, 2009, 04:35:44 PM
It's clear. Password is changed and everything is locked up again though.
Lucky you. The things I do with peoples email accounts are vile, and always end in tears.
And though some of them are slow learners, everyone around me makes certain to lock the computer before they leave the room.
At least you're creative. 'Round these parts, the only thing we have to fear (and fear it we do) is the Meatspin Game.
I don't think they're that smart. Female roommate runs her own business doing fine art giclee out of the basement, I've had to help her fix something more often than not, and apparently her husband is some sort of computer nerd, well, he was doing it WRONG.
She went to school for architecture and tries to be a graphic designer. I actually went to school to do what she does and just go down there and fix her problem when she's not looking to get her to stop whining at her husband.
Also, I have a PC, and they have Macs, and they like to go on and on on how much "cooler" they are than me. If Macs are so user fucking friendly, she'd never be crying every time something fucks up.
Macs are for heathens and lesser wimps.
Macs are better for design type stuffs, but then again, any computer is only as good as the person who knows how to use it correctly. That goes for Linux spags too. Because if I tried to run Linux at the expense of being "cool", it wouldn't be, because I wouldn't know what to do.
Bitch at me all you want for using a PC in your hipster computer speak. But I know how to use a PC, and know how to use it WELL. Therefore, it works for me.
Email I just got:
J: "C says that she's going to fencing practice tonight with or without you because she wants to see everyone."
Right, because the only friends she has is my friends, and now I have to make sure my fencing instructor doesn't blab about the move in front of her, because then it'll all be blown.
I can't wait until Friday afternoon, "Oh by the way after work I'm headed up to Boston to catch a bus to Burlington, so no need to pick me up. Be back Monday afternoon. Bai."
If anyone asks, I'm staying with a friend that goes to UVM.
I am seriously reaching a boiling point with these people. If they show up here uninvited, which indeed they may as they are the two most socially stunted people I have ever met (I'm in the SCA, but they make the population on the whole look like Dean Martin), I will indeed flip out in a fashion that NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.
It's called invasion of privacy you dunces! Learn to give a man his space, if I want to be smothered I'd wrap a plastic bag around my head and turn on a little Blue Velvet.
The constant emails.
The desperate attempts to keep me under their thumb.
This ends now.
FREEDOM BY DECEMBER FIRST OR I'M GOING TO PUBLISH THESE INSANE EMAILS TO ALL OF THEIR FRIENDS.
Enzo (fencing instructor) made sure to keep quiet. I also have an emergency sanctuary at his house if it gets too bad.
Also, got GS a phone today on my plan cause it was free. I can actually keep track of him now. Bwua.
Quote from: General Stuart on November 10, 2009, 02:12:38 AM
I am seriously reaching a boiling point with these people. If they show up here uninvited, which indeed they may as they are the two most socially stunted people I have ever met (I'm in the SCA, but they make the population on the whole look like Dean Martin), I will indeed flip out in a fashion that NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.
It's called invasion of privacy you dunces! Learn to give a man his space, if I want to be smothered I'd wrap a plastic bag around my head and turn on a little Blue Velvet.
The constant emails.
The desperate attempts to keep me under their thumb.
This ends now.
FREEDOM BY DECEMBER FIRST OR I'M GOING TO PUBLISH THESE INSANE EMAILS TO ALL OF THEIR FRIENDS.
Um, how many friends do they have?
Well, we could easily blow their chances of being elected as the Baronage for the next 6 years.
Quote from: LMNO on November 09, 2009, 01:40:52 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 08, 2009, 06:18:54 AM
Roommate used my computer today to load songs onto her phone since I have PC and she has a Mac. I DID say she could use it, I just assumed I would be able to supervise her in the process.
...I was at work when she did this. I wasn't home, and she touched my fucking computer.
THIS IS FUCKING WAR. AFTER HERBERT NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY TOUCHES MY COMPUTER WITHOUT ME STANDING OVER YOUR SHOULDER.
:walken:
The fact that you don't have your computer password-locked is passing strange.
I don't have mine locked either, but then I don't have crazy stalker housemates.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FUCKING HOUSEMATES THEY SAID THEY WOULD TAKE ME DOWNTOWN BY 5 FOR THE FUCKING CONCERT I SWEAR TO GOD IF I GET LOCKED OUT AND UNABLE TO TROOP THIS THERE WILL BE FUCKING BLOOD.
THEY DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUSLY I TAKE THE 501ST LEGION, AND IF THEY BLOW THIS THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY.
Quote from: Suu on November 11, 2009, 09:12:20 PM
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FUCKING HOUSEMATES THEY SAID THEY WOULD TAKE ME DOWNTOWN BY 5 FOR THE FUCKING CONCERT I SWEAR TO GOD IF I GET LOCKED OUT AND UNABLE TO TROOP THIS THERE WILL BE FUCKING BLOOD.
THEY DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUSLY I TAKE THE 501ST LEGION, AND IF THEY BLOW THIS THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY.
Wait.
You relied on them?
Um.
Dude.
NEVER take favors from the enemy.
This is kind of like how my ex promised to pay to fix the furnace. I'd rather freeze to death, FUCK HIM, and you should have walked.
I didn't have a choice. I couldn't get a ride in from anyone else and I have reservations about taking a $200 resin and fiberglass Royal Guard helmet on the bus. Kinda like when I had to ask Herbert for a ride home from work last week. I will suffer to get to where I need to go.
Speaking of suffering, I'm taking off tonight after work to Burlington. If all goes according to plan, I should get there at 4:10am. :x
9pm: run screaming out of work on a Friday night
9:42pm: board last purple line to Boston
10:55pm: arrive in Boston
11:45pm: bus leaves Boston
4:10am: bus arrives in Burlington
Wrote a letter to the roommates saying I'm going last minute, when I've been planning this for days. The General's new cell phone just came in also, and I'll be faster than express mail. Also, I'm thankful to have coworkers that condone my wacky courses of action, otherwise I wouldn't be able to get out of work by 9 on a Friday. Ever. The train station is also like, right around the corner, so it's not a huge deal, but I want to have a good time buffer.
I also just got in a Fingerhut catalog and the latest US Weekly in the mail. I'll have plenty to read. :lulz:
I interrupt this thread of roommate-bashing to bring you the one roommate that I actually like.
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/Mobile%20Uploads/Image0258.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/Mobile%20Uploads/Image0259.jpg)
I wish I could keeps her.
Damnit. Maybe Herbert will come about and let me get my kittehs when I get into the new place.
Kittehs. :cry:
J watching football: "Suu, come here for a sec. I don't get this...why did they do that?"
Me: *watches the replay* Oh that's a reverse.
J: But why did they do that?
Me: *goes into a lengthy description of why and how a reverse play could be executed*
J: I still don't get it. I guess that's why I don't watch football.
Me: :?
J (from the kitchen): "Do you want brownies?"
Me: "No, I'm full still. Thanks!"
J: "That's because you're SICK."
Me: "I'm not sick anymore, I'll just be coughing for the next month."
J: *muttergrumblewhisper*
C: "What?"
J: *grumblewhisper*
C: *whisper*
Me: "Um...I can still HEAR YOU!"
WAT the FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?
I don't know if I can last until Wednesday...I don't. :(
something something chilli pepper oil extract something something inconvenient places something?
Quote from: Kai on November 23, 2009, 02:42:27 AM
WAT the FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?
Seconded.....It's really funny not being there and knowing all of this. Ammunition for when we leave.
Quote from: General Stuart on November 23, 2009, 10:36:42 AM
Quote from: Kai on November 23, 2009, 02:42:27 AM
WAT the FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?
Seconded.....It's really funny not being there and knowing all of this. Ammunition for when we leave.
You're 3rd on my homicide list for leaving me with these tards, you know. At least over at The Monastery I'd have my cats and pork shoulder. Sure, I'd want to castrate and defenestrate Herbert on a regular basis, but at least he never bitched about my cooking.
Good god.
So the female is done with her latest work contract and is home now...again...until her husband probably forces her to find something else.
She was cleaning the downstairs bathroom when I was upstairs in the shower, so when I came down I was like, "Oh, do you need any help?" And she went, "No, I just cleaned it all myself thanks."
So I get myself some lunch, and after few minutes of me munching away, she sorta snaps at me and goes, "You know, after you're done eating, it would be nice for you to actually help me."
...Didn't I just fucking offer you help?!
Christ...2.5 days and counting.
Quote from: Suu on November 23, 2009, 08:31:35 PM
Good god.
So the female is done with her latest work contract and is home now...again...until her husband probably forces her to find something else.
She was cleaning the downstairs bathroom when I was upstairs in the shower, so when I came down I was like, "Oh, do you need any help?" And she went, "No, I just cleaned it all myself thanks."
So I get myself some lunch, and after few minutes of me munching away, she sorta snaps at me and goes, "You know, after you're done eating, it would be nice for you to actually help me."
...Didn't I just fucking offer you help?!
Christ...2.5 days and counting.
Why even offer?
Well, I DO live here, the least I could do is sweep the stairs. Lol.
Also, I'm going to present them with receipts of when I buy dinner at work. I rarely eat a sizable breakfast or lunch and when I work nights I don't eat dinner here, so I feel entitled to make sure I don't have to pay for as many groceries or utilities when we square up.
Sure, I'll get the, "You don't HAVE to eat dinner at work..." But I get an employee discount, and $4 a meal pretty average for feeding someone anyway, unless you live off of ramen, and I know I can get better food at work than I can here most of the time.
NO AM NOT MAKING MACARONI AND CHEESE.
FUCK YOU.
Quote from: Suu on November 23, 2009, 08:52:10 PM
Well, I DO live here, the least I could do is sweep the stairs. Lol.
Not the point. She's being shrewish intentionally, because she's after your guy.
Blargh.
If she asks me to make macaroni and cheese again, I'm going to tell her to pick up some Kraft, because after the way her husband treated me the last time, they're lucky I didn't throw the hot Pyrex at his face.
Also, I don't have 2 hours to babysit the stuff. I have fencing practice at 7.
Just say, "I'm making what I'm making; if you want to join me, I will make enough to share. I am not your personal cook. If you don't want to eat what I'm making, let me know and I will only make enough for myself."
Or, to be less rude, "look, I'm really busy these days, so I'm just going to make something quick and get out of here. I'll be out of your way in 15 minutes so you can make what you want."
Or how about "YOU WANNA EAT? EAT THIS!" and start shoving raw Crisco down her throat.
I don't cook anymore for them. Ever. They can ask all they want, and I will remind them that since J felt so inclined to bitch about my massive, 2 hour long macaroni and cheese extravaganza behind my back and then cook other food without asking me FIRST if I could balance out the meal a bit, I was fucking insulted, and they'll be lucky if they get belt soup from me anytime soon.
Quote from: Suu on November 24, 2009, 02:34:35 PM
I don't cook anymore for them. Ever. They can ask all they want, and I will remind them that since J felt so inclined to bitch about my massive, 2 hour long macaroni and cheese extravaganza behind my back and then cook other food without asking me FIRST if I could balance out the meal a bit, I was fucking insulted, and they'll be lucky if they get belt soup from me anytime soon.
mmmmm...belt soup goooooooooooood!
http://rwapplewannabe.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/gresca-onion-soup.jpg
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2009, 01:42:48 PM
Or how about "YOU WANNA EAT? EAT THIS!" and start shoving raw Crisco down her throat.
HAHAHAHAHA....
I just had a mental image of Roger storming into our house and doing this.
Hey, if you want to, there's a case of MD2020 and a carton of kools in it for you.
Quote from: General Stuart on November 24, 2009, 08:59:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2009, 01:42:48 PM
Or how about "YOU WANNA EAT? EAT THIS!" and start shoving raw Crisco down her throat.
HAHAHAHAHA....
I just had a mental image of Roger storming into our house and doing this.
Hey, if you want to, there's a case of MD2020 and a carton of kools in it for you.
STEEL RESERVE.
Quote from: General Stuart on November 24, 2009, 08:59:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2009, 01:42:48 PM
Or how about "YOU WANNA EAT? EAT THIS!" and start shoving raw Crisco down her throat.
HAHAHAHAHA....
I just had a mental image of Roger storming into our house and doing this.
Hey, if you want to, there's a case of MD2020 and a carton of kools in it for you.
I can't have that stuff, but I might consider it for a properly done pork shoulder.
We can't cook food properly, up here. Water boils at too low of a temperature. It's not as bad as Denver, where everything tastes like gruel made with no salt, but it isn't
right, either.
Every man has his price, and now you know mine. Throw in a hoochie mama (quality is not a concern), and I'll do it wearing nothing but engineer boots and a silly grin.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 04:02:44 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on November 24, 2009, 08:59:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2009, 01:42:48 PM
Or how about "YOU WANNA EAT? EAT THIS!" and start shoving raw Crisco down her throat.
HAHAHAHAHA....
I just had a mental image of Roger storming into our house and doing this.
Hey, if you want to, there's a case of MD2020 and a carton of kools in it for you.
I can't have that stuff, but I might consider it for a properly done pork shoulder.
We can't cook food properly, up here. Water boils at too low of a temperature. It's not as bad as Denver, where everything tastes like gruel made with no salt, but it isn't right, either.
Every man has his price, and now you know mine. Throw in a hoochie mama (quality is not a concern), and I'll do it wearing nothing but engineer boots and a silly grin.
Done.
I may have some difficulty convincing Herbert to make the pork shoulder, but we have ways of making him cook.
Quote from: Suu on November 25, 2009, 04:10:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 04:02:44 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on November 24, 2009, 08:59:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2009, 01:42:48 PM
Or how about "YOU WANNA EAT? EAT THIS!" and start shoving raw Crisco down her throat.
HAHAHAHAHA....
I just had a mental image of Roger storming into our house and doing this.
Hey, if you want to, there's a case of MD2020 and a carton of kools in it for you.
I can't have that stuff, but I might consider it for a properly done pork shoulder.
We can't cook food properly, up here. Water boils at too low of a temperature. It's not as bad as Denver, where everything tastes like gruel made with no salt, but it isn't right, either.
Every man has his price, and now you know mine. Throw in a hoochie mama (quality is not a concern), and I'll do it wearing nothing but engineer boots and a silly grin.
Done.
I may have some difficulty convincing Herbert to make the pork shoulder, but we have ways of making him cook.
If he refuses, tell him that I will in that case
use him as a condom while dealing with said hoochie mama.
TGRR,
Knows how to deal with these pretty boys.
I don't know about that. He's probably carrying more diseases at this point than the hoochie.
Quote from: Suu on November 25, 2009, 04:13:47 PM
I don't know about that. He's probably carrying more diseases at this point than the hoochie.
Then you need to find filthier hoochies. In my condition, I consider Courtney Love and Pamela Anderson to be insufficiently dirty for my base and disgusting desires.
Anybody got Tila Tequila's number?
Quote from: LMNO on November 25, 2009, 04:21:43 PM
Anybody got Tila Tequila's number?
NOT ENOUGH! TAKE THIS SHIT
TO THE WALL!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 04:20:58 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 25, 2009, 04:13:47 PM
I don't know about that. He's probably carrying more diseases at this point than the hoochie.
Then you need to find filthier hoochies. In my condition, I consider Courtney Love and Pamela Anderson to be insufficiently dirty for my base and disgusting desires.
CHINATOWN BOSTON HERE WE COME
Quote from: Suu on November 25, 2009, 04:23:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 04:20:58 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 25, 2009, 04:13:47 PM
I don't know about that. He's probably carrying more diseases at this point than the hoochie.
Then you need to find filthier hoochies. In my condition, I consider Courtney Love and Pamela Anderson to be insufficiently dirty for my base and disgusting desires.
CHINATOWN BOSTON HERE WE COME
FUCK YEAH.
They'll never know what hit them. I have gone entirely too long, and become a hazard to the general public.
TGRR,
Has broken the "Bea barrier".
They're GONE!
Hot damn they're gone!
Electronic music is going on...and I'm testing that Jim Bean for consistency before baking.
While I was at work yesterday she called here at GS's parents house. GS's father answered...and proceeded to give her a piece of his mind for a half hour.
She called and left messages on both of our phones this morning sounding like she was up crying all night. I bet J is in a GREAT mood.
Plan B and Plan C are going into effect tonight in the event I'm kicked to the curb. Which wouldn't be very nice as I have a minor sprained ankle. I mean, I wouldn't want it to get WORSE suddenly and then the police called...
Quote from: Suu on November 29, 2009, 03:36:13 PM
While I was at work yesterday she called here at GS's parents house. GS's father answered...and proceeded to give her a piece of his mind for a half hour.
THIS
is where I get my temper from.
Quote from: Suu on November 29, 2009, 03:36:13 PM
While I was at work yesterday she called here at GS's parents house. GS's father answered...and proceeded to give her a piece of his mind for a half hour.
She called and left messages on both of our phones this morning sounding like she was up crying all night. I bet J is in a GREAT mood.
Plan B and Plan C are going into effect tonight in the event I'm kicked to the curb. Which wouldn't be very nice as I have a minor sprained ankle. I mean, I wouldn't want it to get WORSE suddenly and then the police called...
This level of housemate drama is just fucking unreal. Why did she call GS' dad? WTF??? And why did she call both of you this morning? What did she say? That's just
weird.
I'm assuming she called GS's dad looking for GS, she left a message on both of our phones about what we were doing yesterday, to which I responded with "GS already left for the day", which then followed the, "you suck" message I got from her.
Quote from: Suu on November 30, 2009, 10:16:32 PM
I'm assuming she called GS's dad looking for GS, she left a message on both of our phones about what we were doing yesterday, to which I responded with "GS already left for the day", which then followed the, "you suck" message I got from her.
That's psychotic and completely not OK.
You should give me her phone number. I will start texting her asking about GS. It'll be creepy and bug the crap out of her.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 01, 2009, 09:55:16 PM
You should give me her phone number. I will start texting her asking about GS. It'll be creepy and bug the crap out of her.
Same here.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2009, 10:23:14 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 01, 2009, 09:55:16 PM
You should give me her phone number. I will start texting her asking about GS. It'll be creepy and bug the crap out of her.
Same here.
DO IT SUU
WE CAN HELP
WE ARE THE FIX-IT PEOPLE.
*ahem* (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22046.0)
Oh my! Look what I just dropped.
No harassments......yet.
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2009, 04:47:08 AM
No harassments......yet.
If you were to accidentally, say, give me a phone number...
The situation seems to be normalized now that GS sent an email to the asshats. I kind of want to keep it that way until we make our clean move.
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2009, 04:47:08 AM
No harassments......yet.
Tell that to the psychos.
Oh, this isn't gonna be over til we're outta there. Even then, i'll still be getting the "daily update" emails from the Beardo-Weirdos (yes, that's right, they both have beards). Already got one last night. What's really INSANE about them is that they're all about how they went shopping, cleaned the house, paid the bills etc. Dreadfully mundane.
I think that's because they're trying to make me feel like I do nothing.
Quote from: General Stuart on December 03, 2009, 10:35:49 AM
Oh, this isn't gonna be over til we're outta there. Even then, i'll still be getting the "daily update" emails from the Beardo-Weirdos (yes, that's right, they both have beards). Already got one last night. What's really INSANE about them is that they're all about how they went shopping, cleaned the house, paid the bills etc. Dreadfully mundane.
I send update emails to my MP, about how I battle giant squid and fight ninjas with lasers and watch him as he sleeps.
It's great fun, everyone should subject their elected representative to crazy emails.
I am still reeling at that Suu hasn't slapped this person yet and said, "He's MINE, back the fuck off!"
There is no excuse for this sort of spaggottree.
OMFGWTFBBQUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
I have to go to work. I'll let GS fill you in.
Quote from: Kai on December 03, 2009, 04:29:33 PM
I am still reeling at that Suu hasn't slapped this person yet and said, "He's MINE, back the fuck off!"
There is no excuse for this sort of spaggottree.
This.
I've been holding my breath for the bitch to get punched already, but alas...
They're lucky they're still alive right now. Mostly because they have company.
-Suu
Current Terrible and Vengeful Rain God Incarnate
Quote from: Suu on December 04, 2009, 04:04:28 AM
They're lucky they're still alive right now. Mostly because they have company.
-Suu
Current Terrible and Vengeful Rain God Incarnate
She is the Whitespats Hatrack
Quote from: General Stuart on December 04, 2009, 11:30:10 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 04, 2009, 04:04:28 AM
They're lucky they're still alive right now. Mostly because they have company.
-Suu
Current Terrible and Vengeful Rain God Incarnate
She is the Whitespats Hatrack
JIHAD!
C: You have yarn?
Me: Yes. I'm attempting to crochet for the first time in 15 years. After consulting with my boss at work, she said it was faster than knitting for a scarf for GS's dad, and I figure I have some time to get it done.
C: Faster than knitting if you know how to crochet I suppose. And you don't have that much time.
Me: Sure I do. I'm not giving them their gifts until after I get back from Florida.
C: True. You know what's an even faster way to make a scarf?
Me: *Visibly getting annoyed setting the chain* What?
C: Cutting fleece into a scarf shape.
Me: *glare* I'm crocheting this, but thanks for the tip.
Quote from: Suu on December 07, 2009, 12:00:21 AM
C: You have yarn?
Me: Yes. I'm attempting to crochet for the first time in 15 years. After consulting with my boss at work, she said it was faster than knitting for a scarf for GS's dad, and I figure I have some time to get it done.
C: Faster than knitting if you know how to crochet I suppose. And you don't have that much time.
Me: Sure I do. I'm not giving them their gifts until after I get back from Florida.
C: True. You know what's an even faster way to make a scarf?
Me: *Visibly getting annoyed setting the chain* What?
C: Cutting fleece into a scarf shape.
Me: *glare* I'm crocheting this, but thanks for the tip.
because cutting a rectangle is putting a lot of effort and obvious care into your work. :roll:
She saw I was struggling....and since I've fucked up twice it's looking more and more like a good idea. Ugh.
Alright, 3rd time is a charm....this time it's going to be a long ass chain.
Quote from: Suu on December 07, 2009, 02:56:36 AM
She saw I was struggling....and since I've fucked up twice it's looking more and more like a good idea. Ugh.
Alright, 3rd time is a charm....this time it's going to be a long ass chain.
Dunt give up, Suu! You can do eet! :D
::BUMP::
The epic story continues.....juicy details forthcoming...
:popcorn:
Hid my fucking tea maker I swear to god...
I found it by the way. J put it in my green pitcher for some reason. C and I were like, "WTF?"
....and apparently the mopey-ness has set back in over there. Suu came home to a weepy female housemate....It's probably because she thought that I had come to get her for fencing practice and we left without her...even though she doesn't fight...and then when she came home, she offered to drive us both....sorry, no thanks, gotta get some car work done...
and moar.....
Was supposed to go to the movies and then to fencing practice, but I had to wait around all day for my brother to fix my car, which he didn't even end up doing.
Now, fencing practice just started, and suu is in pawtucket, where dumbass weepy housemate just left, thinking I would be there.
Suu is now there with a billion stupid fucking questions about why we're not going from dumbass' husband.
And I have her sewing stuff and she has a bunch of work to do.
No Movie.
No Fencing Practice.
No car Fixed.
No sewing getting done.
FML.
And fuck your life too.
I work all-nights for one person's costumes and one's alone. ME. It's not like I'll have you here to size you or anything as I go. My stuff is getting cut. Tonight. After that, Herbert's order will take me about 4-5 hours of work as well. I have Trav's hat, Richter's fencing jacket which is in pieces, and a commission with expensive linen coming in soon.
The ball is in less than 3 weeks and you want a smock, doublet, and trunkhose. But you have my fucking sewing machine and what we've cut so far.
Seriously, I can sew the doublet in a few hours and the trunkhose aren't slashed so it won't take me long, but I have to fucking measure you and shit for the smock, which requires me to CARTRIDGE PLEAT.
Just remember, if I ever EVER see you fencing in this garb I will break your fucking neck.
NOW GO BUY YOUR TIGHTS!
PS: I'm hungry.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
....and that, my fine friends is why I love Suu.